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Y’ALL GOTTA SEE THIS
THE IMDB PAGE FOR THE SECOND TROLLZ MOVIE!!! THEY DID IT EVERYONE THE MCELROYS ARE ON THE CAST!!
I’m sorry but now I’m just laughing XDD
the guy who tried to sell Obi-Wan space drugs was named Sleezebaggio
And the spacer drugs were called death sticks.
jesse is a gift
I REALLY want to film a Star Trek parody where the caption is yelling really tropey star trekkie things at the engineer who in turn just answers with real and truthful responses about mechanics. Like
Captain: how long will it take to get the warp engines back online??
Engineer: at least 2 hours
Captain: *dramatically* you've got 45 minutes
Engineer: well, okay, so it's not going to happen then, because it takes at least 2 hours
Engineer: the shield generator is offline!
Captain: Divert power from life support!
Engineer: .... why? It's broken. Putting more power in it isn't going to make it less broken. And why life support? You want us to die faster or something?
Engineer: the warp engines are offline and it is beyond our ability to repair. All we have are impulse engines now.
Captain: how long will it take to get to the nearest federation star base on impulse alone?
Engineer: 73 years.
Captain: what the fu
Engineer: Space is BIG captain! Why do I need to tell you that??
Engineer: We can’t do it, Captain! We do not have the power! Captain: We’ll harness the power of the local sun and divert it into the engine! Engineer:... Captain:...
Engineer:... Captain:... Engineer: That’s... Captain: Look, can you figure something out and just tell me that’s what you did? I just really need a win right now. Please? Engineer: I’ll try, Captain.
Doctor: the captain was seriously injured... I don't know if he will make it...
Engineer: *mockingly* hAvE yOu tRiEd DiVeRtiNg pOwEr fRoM LifE SuPpOrT???
imagine being joseph joestar and you learn from your egyptian friend that some people have crazy mind powers and through random circumstance you get your own crazy mind power and all it does is make tasteful nudes of someone who hates you
the pure folly in the implication that i have to MAKE things UP for jojo to be absurd
and the kicker is, the power does not SPECIFICALLY make tasteful nudes. It’s just that this motherfucker is, at almost all times, posed, tastefully nude
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this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny
It helps that the writer was trying to create something he hoped would appeal to women as much as men.
Yeah and I think where it really succeeds vs. modern anime wifey fantasy shit is that Jucika really is just a character super comfortable with being sexual, likes looking sexy and even has no shame in using it to get her way:
….But at the same time, she doesn’t tolerate being objectified against her wishes:
….And the comic takes her side in both cases, whereas I’ve seen countless modern narratives in which this same character would have only been framed as like a Slutty ™ Bitch ™ or full blown villain.
One of the things I also really like about this comic, besides what’s already been stated, is that the humor isn’t always about her being sexy. Sometimes it’s just about other goofy things in her life!
oh yes many of them are experienes just anybody can relate to
but then there’s also the time she just….built a functional AI?
she just didn’t predict how the robot rebellion would really manifest
I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’
so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….
*wipes away a single tear* Yes.
I looked into the “I’m a luxury few can afford” sweater, and apparently it’s from a knitting pattern book called Wit Knits from 1986 that included a lot of gems… but best of all was this sweater, which I desperately need to own:
Just LOOK at this incredible grumpy old gay robot sweater. Look at it.
Its Bernie Sanders
My god you’re right.
I looked up Wit Knits and you’re right, every one of these designs is fucking fantastic:
im the man with banana on his sweater holding a fuckn pineapple
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My NT friend: doesn’t this silence bother u
Me, autistic: are u telling me u can’t hear this incredibly loud fridge
The lights have sound
Electronics have sound
Appliances have sound
If electricity runs through it, it has sound.
Rarely is there actual silence (and that does bother me due to lack of sensory input).
This is why the barn uses me when they think the horses are reacting to a noise they can’t hear. I’ll likely find it (it’s usually the heating or the electrical box in the indoor).
I also know when the electric fences are on.
For years I was convinced that I was either hallucinating or had hearing damage, because electronics always made this high-pitched whine that was closer to being felt than heard, and nobody else knew what I was talking about. Then I met other autistic people.
Wait so I’m not the only one who hears electric currents in things?
Wait wait hold up… so are you telling me that most people DON’T notice the sound of electricity??? That this is… Some kinda weird-ass neurodivergent superpower??? H - HOW do people NOT hear it??? I mean I can kinda purposefully tune it out sometimes if I’m paying attention to something else, but like??? It’s such an omnipresent noise??? You’re telling me Neurotypical people never hear that soft, high-pitched whine, usually accompanied by a slight static-y energy feeling that makes your heart beat just a little bit faster, every time they leave a charger plugged into the wall or turn on that one kind of lamp (usually Florescents)? You’re saying that’s NOT a universal experience? That people DON’T feel the different kinds of electricity, how the pitch changes when it’s being transferred from the outlet to a different kind of device? How warm bulbs make the noise softer, how it almost (almost) completely quiets when plugged into a thirsty battery, that I only have these experiences because of my wackadoodle brain chemistry??? And IF THAT’S THE CASE, then how come my electro-superhearing makes me require subtitles on almost everything I watch???
We traded our verbal processing to hear electricity itself
There’s a reason we frequently test sub- to clinical ranges for various psychosis spectrum Dx’s in inventory personalities. And it’s why that clinical diagnosis has to account for this as being consistent with autism clinical diagnose. Nothing wrong with being schyzophrenic for example, is just we are aren’t schyzophrenic - we’re autistic. And people wonder why autism has such high rates of mis-Dx
I’ve got ADHD and DEFINITELY notice electricity humming through appliances.
Electric fences make noise.
The oven breathes when it’s on
Old tube TVs made a fun little buzz-hum, and the static crackled when I dragged my fingertips a few milimeters from the screen.
When I’m at work I listen to music, because that sound can drown out keyboards from the other room, my computer whirring louder or softer depending on my work, my desk neighbor chewing on seeds, conversations from the meeting room down the hall, the heater kicking on, someone fiddling with the coffee machine, people in the warehouse driving around, plus whatever sounds is coming from outside through the window, dozens of clicks and slides from mice being used, those clicks becoming faster or slower, keyboards clicking, sighs, little grumbles, chairs squeaking, the sound of hair or skin being scratched, the drag of cloth against itself, shoes scuffing on carpet… and so on.
When the brain can’t automagically filter out what is important to notice during background processes, and ignore what is irrelevant before it reaches the forefront of your thoughts as “I noticed this!l EVERYTHING is flagged as important and worthy of being noticed + cataloged.
So with ADHD and autism there’s a lot of brain power being actively used all the time, noticing things, trying to keep those acknowledgements as brief as possible to turn focus back to something productive. Which means adding MORE things like listening to someone talk, or trying to talk back, is way harder to do while also fighting through the simultaneous processing of a thousand sensory inputs that refuse to be ignored.
Music in my ears, familiar, repeating, loud - it drowns out all the ever-changing sounds around me. The sound waves and plastic in my ear physically block me from hearing other things, and since it’s a familiar thing on repeat, i know what comes next, it doesn’t surprise me and drag my attention to it, so I can ignore it and turn that steady ignoring into a background process.
It’s that same logic that makes stimming so attractive and instinctual - hands and mouths and pain take precedence over all other physical input, so wringing hands or chewing on something, or pulling hair forces your brain to focus on THAT, which you control, and forces it to ignore a dozen other low-level but NOTICABLE and IRRITATING stimuli like rough denim or a sock’s seam, or hair itching your neck, or the constant flicker of fluorescent bulbs.
Stimming a way to override how fucking bright and noisy the world is, by tricking your own brain into focusing on something you control.
ADHD is frequently co-morbid with audio processing disorder - we can hear tones and frequencies with our ears just fine, but getting our brain to process a whole language while dealing with all the other distracting shit is hit-or-miss, so you end up hearing English syllables without meaning, and it sounds like the SIMS language.
Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them.
How was this even caught on camera?
did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet
Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?
Cats are better than you.
Cats are the deadliest predators and are the No.1 cause for the extinction of several species that never had natural predators. Re, Australia, Madagascar, etc.
Cats are eight-pound murder machines and we keep picking them up and smooching their fluffy heads.
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let’s be real abt ghostbusters for a second because it is not even debatable that after the girls save the city and holtzmann’s face is on television they get 200 calls a day like “there’s a ghost in my bed and i need jillian holtzmann to come and take care of it”
#every time there’s a call from a creepy dude asking for holtz they send kevin#bc 1) there’s never a real ghost so he cant possibly screw it up#2) he always makes the creepy guy feel incredibly inferior#3) kevin feels SO good about himself cause he presses a couple buttons on his fake proton pack and BOOM no ghost ! (via geekholtz)
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I love the reveal in Over the Garden Wall that the story isn't actually set in the past but that Wirt has been going through this whole adventure in a shitty last minute Halloween costume he threw together and only half intended for other people to see him wearing. Imagine travelling through a creepy magical forest that seems to be stuck in the 1800s for several days while being hunted by an evil shadowy tree man who wants your soul but you're wearing an old power ranger mask from 2008 and a cape that's just a beach towel. That's pretty much what Wirt's outfit is equivalent to and that's such a big mood
Just a test to see if I could make an Ace Attorney game in PowerPoint. There are no sound effects yet.
I’ve noticed, the last few days as the temperature has steadily dropped that my appetite is kicking into Cold Weather Mode.
Warm weather appetite; “Ahh, a salad would be nice, maybe a bit of fish and fruit.”
Cold weather appetite; “Okay, brain, we’re cranking up the metabolism because it’s cold out, so tell the stomach that we want STARCH and BUTTER and we want it RIGHT NOW.”
Warm weather appetite; Ehh, don’t really feel like dessert, but maybe a cookie or something.
Cold weather appetite; Brownies. All of them. Now.
Yes! Cold weather makes our bodies work harder to stay warm, and burns through calories a lot faster. This is why a lot of cultures who live in cold climates eat a lot of rich foods and have traditions like butter tea. You need the calories to stay warm.
If this is your first time in colder weather, your body is having to adapt real fast, and so you’re burning food energy like tinder to keep the ol’ warm blooded system revved up. If you don’t get the food energy your body is demanding, it’ll save energy other places to keep the heat cranked up, and you’ll find yourself becoming really lethargic and tired.
Have some extra peanut butter toast (so long as you aren’t allergic to peanuts, of course) and make some chili.
Also learn the non-physical signs of hunger!
Did u kno ur first “I’m hungry” signal is when your thoughts keep turning to food? If you’re thinking about food, and your brain keeps wandering back to food- you’re hungry. Have a snack. Or a meal, if it’s meal time!
Making cupcakes and taking one, two, ten secret tastes of frosting? You’re in a calorie deficit and the bank is here to COLLECT. Eat something!
(I reccomend going at the frosting with a spoon, which also serves as an impromptu lesson on the body self regulating- it Will Taste Bad once you’ve had your fill, and despite what media tells you, it will probably be closer to two big ol bites, not like… all of it.)
Tired, lethargic, kinda cranky? You’re hungry!
Irrationally angry? Try a snack.
Cold, even when you should logically be warm? Food.
Overwhelmingly stressed by things you’re normally OK with? It’s tortilla time!
If you don’t eat when you’re hungry your winter experience is going to be a miserable back and forth between Too Full and Fucking Starving
(Why yes, most American women live in a perpetual calorie deficit, why do you ask?)
Welcome to the Midwest!