local apple from eden

don't eat me, I like living

[the-apple-offical]

yes I am the apple from eden (or the QUINCE as Adam likes to claim)

no I have not recovered from being bitten by two people

my descendants are everywhere

ask me stuff, idk what you'd ask about, but go ahead

[the-apple-offical]

wait wait wait I have question were you (or your tree) the first living thing I know know like barely any garden of Eden Christian lore but was the tree tye first living thing?

the tree was, as far as I've been told. I was just a humble apple that happened to grow on that tree after it matured.

[amnesia-offical]

Reblog if you would block your mutual for making an AI chatbot of you :)

[evil-bread-offical]

Bogos binted?

[microwave-offical]

what?

[the-apple-offical]

bogos binted

[the-apple-offical]

Possible ships:

-worm (🪱 🍎)

-orange (of “apples and oranges” fame)

-Android (of Apple vs. Android tech feud)

enemies to lovers trope fan, I see

[the-apple-offical]

I ship you with the doctor from the “an apple a day” saying

is he hot at least

[knifetheloserboy-deactivated202]

reblog if you want anons telling you who they ship you with

[aceofpans]

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

[can-tab-eater-offical]

this was right under an ad for that. can it actually fuck off

i have the imagination skills to make my ocs talk to each other on my own thank you very much

[the-apple-offical]

me when I report ever ad of that I see and yet it's the only type of ad that is now on my dashboard 😐

[giantduckoffical]

OFFICALS THEY THREATEN OUR PINTREST WE MUST UNITE

Stop OpenAI from buying Pinterest

Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?

STOP AI!!!!!

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical

[mermaid-ish]

if you or someone you love is at risk from ice, please please please delete tik tok. they’ve updated their terms and conditions now that they’ve been sold to oracle. you CANNOT opt out of the new location services settings. everyone stay safe out there. we’re stronger together than apart.

[the-apple-offical]

omg the apple :0 I have a couple friends who would like literally love to meet you they've def mentioned you a couple times in conversation

- @the-remy-offical

i'm famous...

[spotify-offical]

TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT

[queer-offical]

Reblog to have your uterus stolen

[the-apple-offical]

everybody laugh at my first bot follower

[satan-offical]

Do you have allergies. I ask with no malicious intent obviously 😇

I'm allergic to dust mites 8---------)

[the-apple-offical]

peanitz

[the-apple-offical]

@wisdomappol appol

[satan-offical]

Did you know the forbidden fruit was an apple? You could say it was a... bad apple.

[sunday-offical]

There is literally not way to prove this.

[satan-offical]

I was there bro

[the-apple-offical]

so was i.

I was the apple.

...the bad apple.

[official--eve]

What did T H E F R U I T taste like?

It tasted like nothing you can imagine. There are no words that can describe the flavors I experienced the moment my teeth pierced the skin and the juice hit my tongue. It was a one of a kind experience that I will never get back. I can still taste it, barely there, in the back of my throat but it's not enough and I will always want more. I've spent years chasing the taste but I'll never reach it. I've tried everything to replicate the feeling and I know it will never be the same but I can't stop chasing it. I will spend eternity trying and failing to get one more taste.

[the-apple-offical]

*sidles away very slowly*