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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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#extradirty
$LAYYYTER
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Keni
One Nice Bug Per Day
oozey mess
cherry valley forever
Not today Justin
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@the-bastard-child
Unmute
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
CARL
cArL FUCK!
DON’T YOU DARE SHUT THE FUCKIN’ DOOR, C A R L
MY A S S
Y’all laughing but this is how 2020 gonna end.
I’M GONNA KILL THE FUCKING HUMANS AND I’M GONNA START WITH YOU CARL
World Heritage Post
World Heritage Post
People who see pics of like those fucked up deep sea fish and creatures and go "omg I'm never going swimming in the ocean again 😰😰😰" calm down. They're 5000 feet below where you are and also i went down there and none of them even knew you. Leave them alone bitch
strawman arguments are so fucking funny you can say shit like "i think gay people deserve rights" and someone will be like "so gay people should be allowed to COMMIT MURDER and ASSASSINATE PUBLIC FIGURES and DANCE NAKED IN THE STREETS and we all just have to be okay with that???"
and then you say "yeah and if you don't you're homophobic and the gay high council is going to exile you to the north pole" and next thing you know your comment has been screenshotted and posted to sites like fox news where they're warning people to beware of the gay high council that sends innocent men, women and children to the arctic wastes be eaten by polar bears
we should totally start sending homophobes to the wastes to be eaten by polar bears btw
it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know
HELLO HAVE U SEEN MY SON
Finding Nemoo
personal favourite google maps locations
marshall point lighthouse, maine
nothing, arizona
muskox bones in aulavik national park
houses with dogs in podborov'ye, russia
bear with fish in russia
turkish church ruins
some alaskan school’s gym?
a ship’s cargo control room on the celtic sea
ferris wheel from a theme park abandoned due to the chernobyl disaster
rusting boats by chernobyl
dolphins in the myrmidon reef
“bone yard”, illinois
a kid in england, flat on his back after falling off his skateboard, pointed and laughed at by his friend
“TEST!”, tanzania
enthusiatic kid with ghost legs in iceland
The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y
The year is 1351. You’re driving your ship home from work, wifey calls and sends you to the local store to get some rags as diapers for the baby. You grab a bouquet of flowers for her too. Life’s good. You both die from the plague
The year is 2020. You’re driving home in your tractor after voting for Trump, the man of your people. Your sister calls and asks you to get some diapers for the baby you bought from the Walmart parking lot last week. You steal roses for her on your way out. Life’s good
The year is 2068. You’re staring at the most beautiful stranger. She explains to you that she’s your wife. You have dimentia. You smile and take her hand as your grandchildren jump around the room. You’ve lived a good life. Suddenly you’re staring at the most beautiful stranger
Anyway I’m back on my bullshit
The year is 2019. Your fiancé just got you roses in your big house with 3 cars and 5 dogs. You did all this to tweet it with “We’re only 19, what are you doing with your life?” You got 5 retweets. He’s been buying roses instead of food for weeks. You can’t cook. You haven’t eaten in 3 days
The year is 2018. You’re scrolling through Tumblr and you see a post by none other than thebootydiaries. “Goals”, you think to yourself. Yes, this was it. What you’ve been waiting for. Your entire life has led up to this. Your fingers shake as you type your comment. “Goals.” You hit reblog as you’re trembling, the chair squeaking ever so slightly. “I can’t wait to forget diapers, and have dementia.” You sigh. “And buy a house, dogs, and cars. And…and…” goosebumps race through your entire body. “And get the plague.”
playlists for all the moods
1. Songs for when you suddenly and unexpectedly feel joy
2. Songs for when you’re simping UwU
3. Songs for when you want to be comforted by music in the deepest way possible
4. Songs for when you need a reminder that humanity may not be inherently good but is definitely trying it’s best
5. Songs for when you know you are the shit
6. Songs for when you need a hug and reassuring words
7. Songs for when you’re in love
8. Songs for when you have a crush on him
9. Songs for when you have a crush on her
10. Songs to have a good night sleep
11. Songs to start your day off with the right energy
12. Songs for when you’re just sad
13. Songs for when you’re really really really sad
14. Songs for when your intrusive thoughts won’t shut up
15. Songs for when you’re feeling chaotic and want to ruin your own life
16. Songs for when you want to flip people off
17. Songs for when you feel insecure
18. Songs for when you haven’t slept in a week
19. Songs for when it’s late at night and you’re nostalgic
20. Songs for when you’re watching cheesy love shows and eating ice cream
21. Songs for when you want to rock out to emo music at 3 AM
22. Songs for when you want to have a dance party alone in your room and sing each song at the top of your lungs
23. Songs for when you want to burn stuff just for the fun of it
24. Songs for when you want to be surrounded by slow, soft energy
25. Songs for when you need a reminder that you are loved
26. Songs for when you want to have a good time with little cash
27. Songs for when you need the energy to power through
28. Songs for when you want to run away with your best friend
29. Songs for when you want to forget the crushing weight of your human existence
30. Songs for when you feel cynical
31. Songs for when you don’t want to be in a relationship because you are happy on your own
32. Songs for when you just really really love your friends
33. Songs for when you’re studying and need to focus
34. Songs for when you just want to sit by the beach and watch the waves
35. Songs for when you want to have a summer fling
36. Songs for when you want to be 13 again
37. Songs for when you wish it was the 80’s because you weren’t alive and things were great
38. Songs for when you’re really really gay
39. Songs for when you’re not sure what you’re feeling
40. Songs for when you want to feel it in your soul
41. Songs for when you love easily and hard
42. Songs for when you’re obsessed with the tenderness of peeling oranges and sharing it
43. Songs for when you want to dance with someone
44. Songs for when you’re feeling teenage angst
45. Songs for when you want to feel 17 again
46. Songs for when you want to be the villain in the story
47. Songs for when you want to feel like someone’s main character
48. Songs for when you’re about to start a new life
49. Songs for when you’re sad that good things always have to come to an end
50. Songs for when the world feels like it’s spinning and you feel a little bit tipsy on life and living
51. Songs for when you are hanging out with your friends and you have the aux cord
52. Songs for when you need the confidence of a villain plotting world domination
53. Songs for when you’re lovesick
54. Songs for when you’re anxious
55. Songs for when you don’t want to grow up
Obsessed
*marries the duke, poisons him*
Fuck your so called "bisexuality".
i’ll fuck your mom and dad
In the 1976 adaptation of Carrie, Brian De Palma based Carrie’s posture and walk at the end of the film after Gustave Moreau’s 1851 painting The Study of Lady Macbeth.
The look on her face when she realizes
Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-
Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.
Student: Sounds fantastic.
Interviewer: Oh, does it?
Student: Yeah.
Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?
Student: Sounds great.
Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?
Student: No.
Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?
Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.
*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)
I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.
i. am on the floor. wheezing. the moment she realizes that not only is she talking to a trans man,, but that SHE COULDN’T CLOCK HIM,, this is high art and i want it written in Big Wedge sharpie on my wall
okay, idk where the clip was, but there was another bit where she was talking to this frat-boy looking dude:
bennett: so do you think we should put tampons and pads in the men’s restroom? dude: sure, I mean, I don’t really care. if a dude needs a tampon, he can have one. bennett: but would he need one? like, what would he use it for? dude, thoroughly unimpressed: I don’t know, that’s his problem.
and I just love that guy’s energy. So much of the trans bathroom talk is invasive and way too personal, and then there’s this guy like “yeah, why the fuck would I need to know? why do you need to know, you weirdo?”
“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.
“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement.
“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”
“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”
Things I didn’t know
“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”
You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.
Okay, but someone please explain question marks when followed by a dialogue tag. How do?
“The speech tag is still part of the previous sentence,” she explained, ‘so it isn’t capitalised.“
“What do you mean?” he asked. “But there’s a full stop as part of the question mark!”
She nodded gravely. “I know!” she said. “A lot of people find this confusing. But the speech tag belongs to the line of dialogue, it’s still part of the sentence, so it’s wrong to capitalise it.”
She reblogged the post again, because she had recently read far too many potentially enjoyable stories marred by poor dialogue punctuation.
I’ve only seen this post in screenshots till now..
NOICE. Can’t wait to use this
“There are two more ways"—she pointed to the blackboard—“to punctuate interruptions. One is with the em dashes outside the quotations marks to indicate continuous speech. The action occurs at the same time as speech. The other—” she sipped from a glass of water “—is em dashes within the quotation marks to indicate interrupted speech.”
stop normalizing behavior
what behavior
behavior
ok damn im sorry
this post is like a graveyard
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