reed’s brainrot

not gonna fucking tag my ocs on main what are you on about

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[3-aem]

not a photograph, another art study

[markovchaingang]

chugging brewskis with the bros

#boyposting #boycore #boyblogging #the smiths #lil nas x #boythings #justboythings #male rage #male manipulator #male insanity #i'm just a boy #dudecore

[fieldexplores]

A Man of Few Words

[valtharr]

[rooniearts]

wait a damn minute.......

Bonus:

[toruandmidori]

[botanyshitposts]

yesterday in economic botany we were learning about plant based oil compounds and stuff and my botany professor was talking about lynn seed oil, which in woodworking is rubbed on over furniture as a varnish. this oil has an exothermic chemical reaction with oxygen, meaning that the reaction creates heat. what often happens, apparently, is that woodworkers will finish rubbing on the oil with a rag and then will ball up the rag and throw it away, but because the reaction is taking place and the heat can’t escape (like it would on a piece of furniture where it can be cooled) it gets trapped in the rag, which gets hotter and hotter until it reaches the temperature where it bursts into flame. apparently many woodworking shops have been burned down by this. the proper way to dispose of rags with this oil is to hang them up on a clothesline, so again the reaction never gets enough heat to start a fire. im telling you this because im a writer and ive never heard of substance that will just…spontaneously combust conveniently like that so long as it’s in a confined space. my botany professor tried it in a trash can in his driveway and it did indeed burst into flame after 45 minutes, which is an exceptionally convenient time delay. im sorry im tying this so fast my laptop is on 2% battery and theres no outlet an

[frostedmagnolias]

Waistcoat

c. 1748-1752

Silk satin, gold, silver

Kent State University Museum

[my-dailydreams]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sometimes I have to remind my dad that he’s a master furniture maker and most people do not possess encyclopedic knowledge of European and American furniture styles and the history of wood glue

[simkaye]

Uhh yeah we gotta double my hamster prescription or I’m gonna lose it

[fripperiesandfobs]

Evening dress ca. 1850’s

From Augusta Auctions

[symptoms-existence-deactivated2]

[joytri]

[jtownraindancer]

[jtownraindancer]

Had a minute at work to look it up, and I did find the title!

source

[followthebluebell]

#O Ancestors! I cry. What is your wisdom for times like these?#Start a garden and have a cuppa. says my great-grandmother who went through the depression#Lie your ass off to the government and have a cuppa. says my great-great grandfather who escaped the potato famine#Keep your humours in balance and have a cuppa. says my ancestor who survived the bubonic plague#Bring tribe together so many make strong and have cuppa. says my neanderthal ancestor#BITE THEM BITE THEM BITE THEM. Says my small arboreal ancestor. ALSO LITTLE TREAT.#Thank you for your wisdom ancestors. I say and turn on the kettle. - gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

How serendipitous to discover that my tags have passed Peer Review just as I have sat down with a cuppa :)

[catcrumb]

[frostedmagnolias]

Delicate Flowered Chiffon Afternoon Dress with Lace Detailing

c. 1904

Label: Cecilia Greiff New York

New Canaan Museum & Historical Society

[ripeteeth]

i simply need everyone to understand that i am tired all of the time. literally at all moments. if i ever go somewhere and do something, it is not because i am somehow full of energy, but instead that i have carefully stored up all of my little bits of energy like a dragon collecting jewels, and am now vaporizing them all at once