Welcome!!!!!
Every time I edit this, I'll add an exclamation point.
So! I'm here because someone lost a bet. He calls it a wager because he's still ashamed about it.
We are the Cardiovascular Syndicate, an association of roughly five people. Anyone who has fronted twice (that's right, TWICE!) will be allowed to post and added to this message.
All posts are organized with "[name] posts" as a tag. This is good both to double check the massive spreadsheet of documentation I keep and if you hate one of us for some reason, or if you love one of us so much you can't bear to see anyone else. Anything's possible.
We prefer the terms, in the following order: associates, compatriots, headmates, alters, personalities. Anything not listed is plainly just probably not going to fly unless it's some kind of accordingly goofy thing on the lines of "compatriot," or perhaps even "comrade in arms".
Unsure on origins. We stay the same person for long periods of time and do not internally communicate or have a headspace (at all, even a sense of one), so don't ask me what someone else is doing or thinking.
Members (chronologically by first recording):
Heart- Any but she/her with a preference for he/him and certain Heart-related neos, ask him about what those are, and variation is welcome. From Chonny's Charming Chaos Compendium, Vol. 1. No doubles, no sourcemates, and absolutely no sharing of Mind. The tag for that relationship, when it comes up, will be #indigo. It'll also be tagged with some other stuff if on a maintag for clarity but Heart kind of hates and dreads every CCCC fan by default so he's made himself a new ship name too.
Pathos Lackwell- Any normative (he, she, they, it), that where grammatical enough, please vary. You'll probably see me here a fair bit of the time. I'm a Fallen London PC, and a devil. No doubles, even though that hopefully won't come up, and I am selectively sharing with the [Struggling/Rising/whatever] Artist. I consider him a friend but we make out hardcore. The tag for that relationship is #modelcitizen. Western honeybee therian.
El Jane Hopper- She/her. She's from Stranger Things, seasons 2 and 3, or "2.5" where all the plot of seasons 1 and 2 happen, and the exclusively the interpersonal parts of the beginning of season 3 happen. She likes a lot of things and is generally pretty chill, but she doesn't like Byler very much and will avoid it.
Alastor Lapeyrouse- He/him. He's from Hazbin Hotel, the pilot and select bits of fanon around 2021, but it's... a sore subject. He's still very much himself and loves being himself but he is often expressing desire to kill Vivienne Medrano, so. No doubles, don't ship with him.
Tavros Nitram- He/him. From Homestuck, which will be pretty obvious if you ever see anything he types. New around here! aLSO i'M THE ONE WRITING THIS AND BESIDES DON'T BE VRISKA AND PROBABLY DON'T BE ME EITHER, i DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TO MENTION SO, iF YOU DON'T KNOW MY SOURCE, tHE THINGS ABOUT ME INCLUDE THAT i LIKE FAIRIES, fANTASY, jOUSTING, mY SPECIES'S EQUIVALENT TO PETER PAN, aND ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, } : )
I'll probably be blocking pretty liberally, as need be, but anything specific in terms of people not to interact besides, like, people that suck, should be up there. That's what a DNI is actually for.















