do you really want to be here?

sick are here

[minimuii]

*reluctantly cosplays Steve Jobs*

[sephiramy]

The Character Wardrobe Meme

Send a number to my ask box along with a character of your choice, and I’ll draw up the ensuing ensemble! (If the character chosen wouldn’t wear the option given… go ahead and sub in something else!)

DRAW YOUR CHARACTER WEARING…

Underwear

Casual clothes

Work uniform

Night clothes

Swimwear

Formal gala garb

Lounging, lazy-time stuff

A party outfit

Date night threads

Something outdoorsy

Interview outfit

Tourist/travel wear

A costume!

Their sick day scrubs

Summer clothes

Winter clothes

Um, spring clothes?

Why not - fall clothes!

Workout wear

Last minute throw-ons

The most expensive thing they own

A fig leaf

Feel free to add, subtract, or alter as you please to fit your character bunch!

[20th-centuryghost]

HEY ARTISTS!

Do you design a lot of characters living in not-modern eras and you’re tired of combing through google for the perfect outfit references? Well I got good news for you kiddo, this website has you covered! Originally @modmad made a post about it, but her link stopped working and I managed to fix it, so here’s a new post. Basically, this is a costume rental website for plays and stage shows and what not, they have outfits for several different decades from medieval to the 1980s. LOOK AT THIS SELECTION:

OPEN ANY CATEGORY AND OH LORDY–

There’s a lot of really specific stuff in here, I design a lot of 1930s characters for my ask blog and with more chapters on the way for the game it belongs to I’m gonna be designing more, and this website is going to be an invaluable reference. I hope this can be useful to my other fellow artists as well! :)

[3cute-blog1]

i just got a 105 min ad?? on youtube??

[3cute-blog1]

????????

[3cute-blog1]

ITS THE ENTIRE FUCKING LEGO MOVIE

[thenatsdorf]

These 3 always go to bed like this. (via sirmakoto)

[downwithneocolonialism]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[abolishtocreate]

The USA are a hellscape

[nb-tomfool]

this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not

[wolfgangreborn]

big yikes

[fvckingholland]

I haven’t seen this posted yet but it gave me chills. (Credit to grable424 on YouTube)

[doobler]

Fucking s i c k

[thedyslexicbard]

A fucking god made this masterpiece

[muchymozzarella]

Please reblog this even if you don’t care

They’re trying to erase the existence of the rape victims of Japanese soldiers in World War II because they think the reminder of their crimes might make Japan a little bit cross

Duterte, the absolute coward, is more worried about women criticizing him than actually honoring the women this country needs to remember

Please don’t let these women be silenced.

[the-memedaddy]

[shapoodle]

If boy didn’t leave with a pastry I swear to G

[sandersstudies]

GUYS HE GOT HIS COOKIE, EVERYTHING IS OKAY

[clatterbane]

(Story)

[belladonnaforbrunch]

I’M INTERRUPTING YOUR FEED WITH A V IMPORTANT UPDATE

[men4ce-red]

Hello, everyone!!

My friend Austin, otherwise known as @toadstooltyrant​ here on Tumblr, and I are working on a game together!

A dating game!

A cute, fun, totally-not-a-Tetris-clone, Huniepop-except-with-boys-esque dating game!

It’s called Valet Valley, and it now has a Patreon for those that would like to support it!

This game initially features ten (10) different boys to choose from and date, with another five (5) unlockables! 

This game will also feature NSFW content–BUT will have SFW options readily available alongside it.

In Valet Valley, you play as a bright, new receptionist at the front desk of the Regazzi Hotel–a local inn in the heart of a big city, where lots of strapping and handsome men pass through every day!

This game will feature typical dating-sim style interactions, between dialogue and gift-giving and skill-levelling, as well as two different minigames–a block puzzle style game that you work during your job to accumulate your pay,

And a totally-not-knock-off-Tetris game for the dates themselves!

Along with items like gifts and food for the men you wish to ‘woo’, there are also items you can find and acquire to make the dates themselves go more smoothly–items which might lead you to a boss fight, should your love of men be up for the task!

Become a Patron, and receive rewards like early demos, in-game content previews, and more!

Thank you for you time! ♥

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[reiilyook]

One time a customer got access to our printers and printed this to all of them. It was a great day

[the-backspin-alchemist]

This is the academic equivalent of Alex Lifeson’s “Blah Blah Blah Blah” speech and it’s GREAT

[camwyn]

Someone reading this blog needs the chicken chicken chicken paper. I just know it.

[the-corner-alien]

Have you thanked the person who rang you up at the grocery store yet? If not quickly do it they just scanned at least 100 items for your holiday dinner instead of shopping for their holiday dinner. If you have I'm proud of you my child , toy may celebrate Turkey day in peace.

[the-corner-alien]

So I was thinking last night...and I realized something. The quick travel door’s in Deltarune look the same as Sans’ bedroom door. Same shape and fire. This got me thinking. The room we go in that we think is Sans’s bedroom may not be the room that’s actually there.  Think about it, in Undertale Sans’ makes an effort to hide the key and lock the “fake” door. He even goes as far as making a password for that room so that he knows you went in there. Why would Sans’ put that much work into something and then just give in after a few simple words. To give more proof (sans’ room next to the house). Once inside Sans’ room, we see that there aren’t any other doors in that room. Outside though, we see that there is a balcony on Sans’ side of the upstairs. That doesn’t make sense! If we were actually inside Sans’ room there would be a door to that balcony but there isn’t. This gives us something to go on when another theory people believe regarding Sans’. The theory that Sans’ is from Deltarune. We see no other door like this in Undertale and if Sans’ was from Deltarune but was transported to Undertale that would make sense. Sans’ got the instructions on how to build the quick travel door from Deltarune, and to hide anything he truly wants to be hidden he used that door on his own room. SO, that’s my theory on why those two doors look similar. What do you think?

[the-corner-alien]

When you're so depressed that you forget basic hygiene on the weekends but feel good long enough to remember sandwich bros. Chicken melts and make one.

[the-corner-alien]

Happy Dias de los Muertos.

[orriculum]

Eat your gods

[dovahvvitch]

eat out your gods

[thor-theavengergod]

Let the gods eat you out

[defidelis]

Take your gods out to eat

[the-apprentice-bebop]

It’s Asexual Awareness Week

So, as an asexual person myself, I’ve decided to give some reminders for all you lovely ace people.

You are valid

You are real

You are a part of the LGBT community

You can have a fulfilling relationship without sex

If you feel like you aren’t fulfilling your partner because you don’t have sex, you are wrong, your partner would not be with you if they didn’t feel fulfilled

Although, if your partner claims they aren’t fulfilled because you aren’t having sex with them, dump their ass and find someone who respects you

You can be ace no matter your age, gender, race, etc.

IT’S OKAY TO BE ACE AND LIKE SEX

IT’S OKAY TO BE ACE AND LIKE SEX

IT’S OKAY TO BE ACE AND LIKE SEX

You do not have to be aromantic to be ace (I’m a biromantic ace myself)

However, aro-ace people are just as valid

You are not obligated to explain the nuances of your asexuality to anyone unless you’re planning to have sex with them

TW - SEXUAL ASSAULT

Having been assaulted is not always why you’re asexual, but sometimes, having been assaulted is why you’re asexual. Both are valid. (change made here because what I wrote earlier wasn’t phrased well)

TW OVER

You are not “broken”

You are not a “prude”

Demisexuals, Greysexuals, Cupiosexuals, and anyone else on the ace spectrum are also valid

But, most of all

You are loved

Happy Asexual Awareness Week!