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my-gender-is

my gender is a victim of late-stage alzheimer’s disease

[ID: A tweet by TylerAlterman:

"In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding.

So far: [bullet list] A passport has been filed for; An inbox has been zero'd; A personal website has been created; & more.

I recommend this format!"]

anathemaegg

call that attending an Executive Function

octobersociety-deactivated20241

stalker-among-the-stars

There is another way

saintofpride201

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

lierdumoa

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

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ailithnight

Of course they're dogs. They're werewolves.

tidal-rose-the-space-dragon

This is the gif I specifically said I needed in the comments of the trailer. Get turned into a pie chart, idiot

lokaror

i eat your grandads clothes

flyingsquidzeez

Macklemoth

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Can’t squirt? Can’t fuck for hours? Worry that you’re not up to pounding someone ‘til their brain turns to mush? Can’t orgasm easily? Like the idea of dirty stuff but always end up doing vanilla? Inexperienced? Worried about the way your body looks when you’re contorted during sex? Feel like you’re bad at getting a rhythm when you’re on top? Worried your dick isn’t big enough? Worried your pussy isn’t pretty enough? Not wet enough? Too wet? Are you nervous because everyone else seems to be amazing at deep-throating and you might gag? Haven’t been with someone that isn’t a different gender to you, but you feel bi/pan? Worried you can’t fuck someone again immediately after cumming?

Don’t stress yourself. All these feelings are normal. In fact, they’re typical. I’d say these anxieties are more common than they are rare.

A lot of people talk in such a way (especially on Tumblr) where they’re not clear that they’re talking about their fantasies, rather than real and lived experiences.

They’re not showing off to you. You’re not bad at sex because you feel worried about things or haven’t had the courage to try them or suggest them. They’re just saying “I like the idea of this thing”.

I’ve had a lot of experience. I’ve been in long term relationships. I’ve been promiscuous. Largely speaking, I’m very confident about my sexuality and my sexual prowess. However, the anxieties we have about sex are always there - I’ve just learned to manage them a little better.

The pressure to perform is a lot. The pressure to know everything and be up for everything is real. A lot of sexual fantasies don’t translate into real life at all, but it’s fun to fuck around and try. A two second gif of someone getting railed isn’t someone getting railed for 3 hours - their hips and knees would give out first - it’s all smoke and mirrors.

A three second quickie where you both laugh at the end is always better than some overly dramatic roleplay, trust me.

Just remember that everyone is in the same situation, it’s just not very cool to say it out loud. I’m saying it out loud because I don’t care if someone thinks I’m uncool because of it.

You’re more beautiful than you think. You’re better at sex than you think. You’re allowed to learn on the job too.

You’re doing great, honestly.

beansfrombeans

mutual on my left trying to get pregnant. mutual on my right starts high school next year. and me i have done some of the dishes

jamdrawers

A secret-santa drawing of a dude's character from a bit ago. A sort of prince to a dynsasty of vampire-necromancer-dragons. VERY fancy...

pangur-and-grim

I was so baffled by this until I remembered that I use my kettle, and so it looks like I'm pouring boiling water on my plants

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pearlo

there’s very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. IT’S OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.

deputychairman

if I have to read “women in their 30s” used as an insult one more time I swear I’ll - step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because I’m also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT I’ll be annoyed

teaboot

I’ve been in this hole since yall lil shits were three apples tall and I’ll die in this hole too

mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031

reblog to bap prev with your paw

depsidase

polyamandhellaglam

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

evilwriter37

Aggressively reblogs.

i-survived-that

ID: A youtube comment with 11 likes by Niceone, it says "I've lived 46 years without knowing this. How nice of life to save some of the best bites for later." End ID.

Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.

phinarei

It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.