The Dorkiest of Hannibal's

Hannibal, 21, non-binary, UK. My only talents are that I am a wealth of bad pickup lines and I’ve never lost at monopoly

[lycanthology]

elderly young people what are ur loudest joints mine are probably wrists and shoulders

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gradient-tool]

she tried to like MURDER ME!!!!

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

oh my god??

[cybergata]

Ride like a Pirate

[transmortifried]

[kaidansalenkos-remade]

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, but just the memes

[whitepeopletwitter]

[alisonzai]

[thenichibro]

[dkpsyhog]

I don’t need to know what this is from this post is perfect without that context

[feraligatr]

oh to be a kid in front of a bin of multi coloured rocks in an obscure gift shop 

[feraligatr]

[joshpeck]

F I L L T H E B A G

[kekotelli]

[nerdylittlesecrets]

hypnotic-seduction:

ambris-art:

insight-jd:

HOW THE FUCK 

That has got to be one of the most clever uses of transparency I’ve seen on this site yet.

we interrupt your regularly scheduled lack of meaningful content, to bring you

[chopper2277]

sir….

[incomprehensible-guide]

[tgoldwalker]

Scorpions are well known for hiding in rarely disturbed areas

[acquaesale]

ANGELA BASSETT as MARIE LAVEAU in American Horror Story: COVEN

[karazrel]

why do you have your toes out in my lab?

[dcmultiverse]

Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020) dir. Cathy Yan

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[thorodinsson]

Peter + his not so secret identity

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”