Let the Worm warm up, let him take a rest...

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[loverifle]

new MW4A trailer. No Gaz. First soap now him. What else can infinityward take from me.

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[rubysapphrald]

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

[autie-j]

Accommodation I should have: someone to follow me around and whisper in my ear, medieval court advisor style, how to correctly respond when presented with different social situations

"My liege, that was a rhetorical question you just heard. Do not answer it."

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[artm-is87]

i hope gaz is somewhere nursing a pint and not giving a single fuck in the new modern warfare. kyle save yourself please

[subwaybug]

❎ "my current mental state can cause me to be anxious, irrational, and overly reactive at times"

✅ "some sort of evil shadow self lurks within me that can only be defeated via battle of the mind combat"

[dogpuppy]

[nixcraft]

[beesmygod]

also at the end when they ask you "any questions?" and you can't think of anything: ask about parking. even if you don't have a car.

[homeschooledangel]

I have an interview today in a couple hours, how did the algorithm know I needed this

[faunlord]

Btw when they ask if you have questions some actual good options are stuff like “what’s a typical day like in this role” or “is this job open because someone is leaving or is this a new position”

[sequintial]

Another good question I stole from a reddit post that has really impressed all interviewers (two job offers!) is: "let's say you hire me and in a year you're thinking you made a really great choice. What will I have done to make you think that?"

It gets them talking about what they're looking for in the role, thinking about how you could fit it, and lets you end the interview getting to reiterate how good you would be for the role and how enthusiastic you are for it.

[nessataleweaver]

If you get the 'tell me about yourself' I've actually had at least one interview where they want to know about you as a person.

It might be worth asking them "Do you mean professionally, to get an idea of my work, or personally to see how I'll fit into the workplace culture?"

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[time-to-write-and-suffer]

Hey I'm making a webcomic!

I just posted the first chapter on my Patreon. Don't worry, it's free! It took ages to make just this and I recently finished page 2 of chapter 2. I want to know if this is even worth the time I'm spending on it, so please let me know if you want more!

The Promise of Tomorrow: Chapter One - "Everything You Need to Know" | Effie Green

The Promise of Tomorrow: Chapter One - "Everything You Need to Know" by Effie Green on Patreon. Join Effie Green's community for exclusive c

Once I have finished 3 chapters, I'll probably start posting this on Tapas as well.

[the-effervescent-sun]

bro you CANNOT say "3 gangsters from a russian show" and then not tell what show that is 🫵🫵🫵

It's Brigada! I have Bely, Pchyola and Kosmos on my lockscreen

[nobeatnomelody]

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

[senatortedcruz]

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!