the fish queen

I like fish She/Her

[depsidase]

[malibuklaus]

[crashingbore]

This is inspirational to me

[cipheramnesia]

When is it going to be our turn to be lucky once.

[depsidase]

[sylviii]

reblog if you’re transgender, genderqueer, or if you think you could survive being hit with a 14” shell fired from a Pennsylvania-class battleship

[sylviii]

yes, you may reblog this post even if you’re not 100% sure you would survive a 14-inch shell

[mosoli]

[official-book-wizard]

iconic

[little-klng]

HEY GUYS YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I FOUND

[skippyisntfunny]

[hotvampireadjacent]

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

[apricops]

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

[flyfeline]

That's nothing. Check THIS shit out

[hotvampireadjacent]

WHAT THE HELL

[duckily]

[biglawbear]

George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,

[proletherian-dictatorship]

oh you have a PhD in astrophysics? that's cute. i know the Vibe of astrophysics

[pig5]

[guerrillatech]

[masonicbeheadingritual]

[schistcity]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Feels appropriate

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[sagesariadnd]

I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry. I-I'm not. I'm not! Gonna--

[the-haiku-bot]

I’m not gonna cry.

I’m not gonna cry. I-I’m

not. I’m not! Gonna–

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weaselle]

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[fadingponycookiedream]

[andsorrowsend]

[werefeathers]

[felidthing]

wikipedia i love you but it is absolutely buckwild to present two options of "hey do you want some merch?" and "when you die will you give us some inheritance please."

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[zukosgay]

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

[mikkeneko]

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

[nyancrimew]

plural system called "various artists"

[oneheadtoanother]