Fred

19 | cringe g*mer | any pronouns

[the-fredman]

crunch me once!

crunch me twice!

crunch me! crunch me! feels so nice!

[baejax-the-great]

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I like your brain

[no-one-offical]

‎

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[retroactivebakeries]

#I had to look it up#they tried to ban sex *in public*#but misphrased it#and instead banned sex everywhere

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Exploded whale chunks are an aphrodisiac, they really had no choice

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[olreid]

help

[catgirlhell]

[punkitt-is-here]

NO MORE MANLY TANK x WAIFISH BOTTOM HEALER WE ARE MAKING THAT TWINK DRAW AGGRO

[inkskinned]

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

[rat-counter]

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

8 rats! 🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁

[mouse-counter]

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

4 mice! 🐁🐀🐁🐀

[inkskinned]

I LOVE YOU, 8 RATS AND 4 MICE!!!

[puppiesdoglover]

Puppies you so cutes awww Maybe too cutes because i like it so much i want to kill your enemies without hesitation

[puppiesdoghater]

More like stuppies (stupid) because puppies are fucking lame and also dumb

[puppiesdoglover]

I will defeat you.

[empress-of-dark2005]

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[syrnyj]

[summer-fruits-and-cream]

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[chimpanzeedotcom]

Straight guy one beer in: I can’t wait to have a wife

Straight guy two beers in: (to slightly effeminate guy friend) c. Cana I pleleaaase get you pregannt

[sillyseacreature]

He is indeed a guy

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[fictionalgod]

MLP art by @onionpwder

[tall]

[itzcraycray]

first i wunk out

then i cunt out