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oldpaintings

Still-life with a cat and a mackerel on a table top by Giovanni Rivalta (Italian, 1756–1832)

den-ko

oddity-txt

Still-life with mallorie and nephew’s cheesy bread on the floor by @calicodan (thief, no respect-2014)

postcardtimemachine

evilbuildingsblog

The Gothic Cathedral of Our Lady of the Assumption of Clermont-Ferrand, built entirely from black lava stone between the 13th and 19th centuries.

bettedavisgf

imma keep it real with you staff this will not improve tumblr’s declining user base

moonpixxl

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM HE IS SO UGLY

mysharona1987

Well, Fire fighter dude certainly didn’t hold back on his thoughts.

striders

i’ve been thinking about this for days

memeuplift

guccikadearts

mafiacherry

"are u busy rn?" yes i'm listening to music

nonasuch

good morning everyone! I have a new all-time favorite work of art, and it’s this early 19thc ivory netsuke in the shape of an INCREDIBLY fat bird

azvolrien

This must’ve been a popular design for netsuke, because there’s a very similar one on display in the National Museum of Scotland:

nonasuch

important update!!! the borb is part of a FLOCK

nonasuch

after venturing out to pinterest in search of their roundest birds, i present the following

AND it turns out they probably all have FEET

paperandwires

thesassyducks

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own.

via @thesassyducks instagram

(Source)

kindness-and-sunshine

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

kelssiel

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

azzandra

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

lurlur

flipocrite

found-family speedrun

scrubjayspeaks

New offspring just dropped.

jame7t

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

capt-mal-reynolds

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edgarallanpoultry

YOUNG MAN

mysharona1987

oars-deactivated20220516

images of cats that are like this

solidsnakesasscheeks

carnival-phantasm

I enjoy videos explaining the history of speedruns and the strats involved, but the mindset of speedrunners is beyond my understanding

carnival-phantasm

"And after an amazing run, runner bowser_lover_64 was able to shave off 300 milliseconds from the previous world record, also held by himself, and all that in just 4 months of grinding with approximately 1440 runs."

library-seraph

#I worked with a guy who held the 100% record for super Metroid and he was otherwise just a normal dude#I kicked his ass at scrabble15,343 notes

gay-jesus-probably

Every time I see this post I think about the dude who speedruns Mario 64, but instead of a controller he has all the buttons mapped to an electronic drumkit, so he plays the whole game as an aggressive drum solo. His current record is 21:54. He hasn’t been able to make progress on that for awhile, because he broke his arm after setting that record, but it’s okay! He very quickly moved on by creating a new challenge, which is speedrunning Mario 64 using a drumkit as a controller and only one hand. He hasn’t set an official record for that one yet; his time on the one handed speed-drum is still just over an hour, and he says he’ll post a run once he gets his time under an hour.

To be clear, this is one guy. He has no competition on the speed-drum field, he’s the only speedrunner out here doing this (although he’s also posted tutorials for setting up button mapping on a drumkit, so he’s clearly on board with the idea of having competition). The only person he’s been racing so far is himself.

Absolute fucking legend.