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Goodnight to Oscar Nora and penny stans you all deserve head kisses and to be smothered with affection

#oscar pine #nora valkyrie #rwby penny #rwby

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)

fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48

Odysseus: Thank you for the concern, but brother, I can assure you Our journey is almost done.

Song 11 of 40

goldensentinels

Litany of Troubleshooting

We check the power cord, for from the Omnissiah we draw strength and wisdom!

We confirm that the blessed power switch is in the on position, for only when our minds are opened do we receive Your gifts!

We reboot the sacred cogitator, for Thy wisdom demands we rededicate ourselves to the guidance of the Omnissiah!

We bow our heads, striking our foreheads with our palms, for we are unworthy of your divine wisdom!

We clear the cache, for true sight demands an unhindered mind!

We enter the terminal input modes and perform the rites of reconfiguration upon the wayward Graphical Data Manager, for your servants must be returned to the path!

We strike our foreheads once more, for thy rebuke is stern!

We reset the Administrator Authority, for the authority has been given unto us through divine will!

We curse the Adept who made this machine, for the Omnissiah abhors incompetence!

We boot in safe mode, for we are safe in thy mechanical embrace!

We configure a new boot disk, for through the revelations of the Omnissiah are we guided to perfection!

We reboot the system once more, for we must allow thy revelations to work in our minds!

We re-install the sacred operating system, for thy revelations can only improve upon the imperfect machine!

We undertake the rituals of compilation, pacing about and muttering swear words of devotion, burning sacred tobacco incense, breathing in its relaxing fume, for thy works are many and take some time to complete!

We offer our minds in prayer as we boot up the cogitator, for clearly the cogitator needs divine intervention for its continued proper function!

At long last, we offer praises unto thee upon the completion of the rites of troubleshooting, singing “Omnissiah-dammit, that took for-fucking-ever!”

amiya-shirou

actually the way society hates both perverts and asexuals is kinda funny. Real "Anyone who thinks about sex more than I do is a porn-addicted degenerate and anyone who thinks about sex less than I do is a loser weirdo or a puritan" energy

frickingnerd

RWBY Masterlist

the-hate-keeps-me-warm

I love this community so much

epileptiform

if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.

epileptiform

they are deserving of love

average-transfem-robotgirl

>I [LOVE] you, little metal [TRINKETS] from the floor. [^_^]

lustcannibalism

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

lustcannibalism

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

behold, context

:)

:3 but with two teeth in the middle

albatross-the-pen-chewer

what a fella!!

hyenagirlpenis

"Fuck, I should stop. I should really stop, I need to stop. Oh shit, I shouldn't be doing this, fuck, fuck, fuck" voted #1 thing to hear being panted over you for the millionth year in a row and counting

gorillastraylight

Battletech Flow

Smoking on that splendiferous, early clan-era, Nova cat swamp grass, shit so purple the cloud causes sensor failure in any battlemech not manufactured on Detroit. We’re smoking Clan Burrock premium skittles, we’re smoking ER PPC!

Smuggling bricks of that sticky homemade bubba kush into the Draconis Combine, if a yakuza steps to me I’ll turn his ass to dust and snort it. I have no honour, I violate Zellbrigen on the daily. The ops wrote the Ares Convention to keep me in check, had to shit on ‘em anyways. I’m banned from every strip club in the free worlds league, call that Glory Hole To Marik, ha ha.

I keep a TSM fleshlight in the cockpit, right next to the blicky. That pussy stank like a Timber Wolf B. I was running coke for Stefan Amaris and selling it to Kerensky, I have no loyalty to anybody! You ain’t ever seen a sea-bill in your life, jit!

Lostech vicodin made my dick ferro-fibrous. I really do this shit, it’s one phone call and you’re never taking a contract again, dezgra. This shit ain’t nothing to me, man.

Hello? Jaime Wolf?

local-lesbian-tree-demon

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

woodwool

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

nocturnaltigerrevelation

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

prokopetz

It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.

closet-keys

"biological" really just means "state enforced" at this point

"what is your state enforced sex?" "there are two state enforced genders" "use state enforced pronouns to identify students" "transition is against your body's state enforced purpose"

capnsoapy

When some TERFs started saying "biological name" (instead of "deadname") it really said this out loud.

thelenroman

I was inspired to draw something different! A drawing made from the POV of the Child Chapter Master Kantor saved during the Rynn’s World Novel. It’s inspired by the Catholic Folk Art people would make when a saint would grant them a miracle, as an offering of thanks!

I drew it with my non dominant hand using a crayon brush to imitate what a kid would be able to do. Also heres what I used for inspiration

daswhox

Don’t Touch her skiitari

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