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cecenyss

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

suigintou

it must be said the ancient greeks got a little funny with it

cryoverkiltmilk

Parry this, you filthy Macedonian.

cryoverkiltmilk

So this post is making the rounds again, for reasons.

wheeloffortune-design

DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.

terramythos

sorry im never going to be over the fact that ffxiv dragons are space aliens it's the funniest way anyone has handled dragons in a fantasy setting

terramythos

space aliens ☝️ whose planet was destroyed by space alien robots. It must be said

terramythos

only survived because one (1) guy went. hey guys this space robot shit is stupid they're gonna kick our ass. i'm leaving with exactly 7 of my eggs BYE. then just raw dog flew through space until he found a planet

shipperwolf1

then he met God and she was like "hey wanna live on my special planet and raise your kids here? In exchange for protecting it from [redacted]?"

And he was all "fuck yeah, thanks God"

And that's how ffxiv got dragons

karmicrespite

Have to add this meme. First expansion btw:

invenblocker

Said space alien robots were btw a mass conquering genocidal force that did it all for the love of the game (or as they put it, seeking self perfection in overcoming powerful foes), yet their ambition for universal genocide is only the second biggest known one in the FFXIV setting.

The biggest one is a depressed bird from the planet that the dragon in question fled to.

#final fantasy xiv #ffxiv

thefandomexpert

people r saying the pranged role quests are the weakest and that’s probably true but to me they were worth absolutely everything bc the turali people are like ‘well, you’re a strong enough adventurer, maybe together we have a very slight chance of standing up to these people please help 🥺’ and then you go back to gyr abania and that one resistance person is like ‘Warrior of Light. Look at me-no no no, Look At Me. You Can Not Vaporize these petty thieves you’re going after. do you understand me. I need you at your worst grey parse. I want you to use the first button on your hotbar and NOTHING else. tell me you understand. you Can Not just fucking Vaporize these guys like you normally do.’

and I just have to believe your turali pal is like. what.

agent-jaselin

#ffxiv#meg plays ffxiv#ITS SO GOOOOD#the scions forget about it and erenville is like u#he’s having too much fun Just Watching people make assumptions#but bringing people from tural over to eorzea/othard is. so fucking funny.#turali people do Not Know What A WoL is#meanwhile every random person in eorzea is like oh yes my good friend the Walking Nuke. He helped me with a fetchquest once we love him :)

op tags.

#ffxiv #dawntrail

nudityandnerdery

I saw this post on Facebook today, and was gonna make a joke about how he's so good in the lab because, when it comes to experiment samples, he knows you gotta keep 'em separated.

But I happened to search the lyric online really quick, and found this:

AMAZING. It's actually where the line came from! Bravo, sir.

Dexter Holland, the lead singer of the punk-rock band The Offspring, has a lot of different interests. One of them is biology.

nerdreamer

mug-of-beans

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

aqueerkettleofish

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

wizard-archivist-official

The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.

The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.

Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

charlesoberonn

You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.

You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

foulserpent

small brain “hotel california is about drugs” normal brain “hotel california is about the music industry” giant brain “hotel california is meant to be taken completely literally and The Eagles are still trapped there”

mother-fricking-sorcerer

galaxy brain “hotel california is a negative yelp review with a 2 minute guitar solo”

sandstone72

They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

soranatus

LUFFY vs. CROCODILE ONE PIECE fan animation in risograph, by animator & illustrator, Zack Lydon

A tribute to ONE PIECE in risograph, with 354 frames of animation printed in Mahogany, Sunflower, Mint, and Fluorescent Orange ink on 15 sheets of Mohawk Superfine paper

patheticperipatetic

DuckDuckGo's new search feature comes as the internet is being flooded with AI-generated slop.

The filter relies on manually curated open-source blocklists, including the ‘nuclear’ list, provided by uBlockOrigin and uBlacklist Huge AI Blocklist,” DuckDuckGo said in a post on X. “While it won’t catch 100% of AI-generated results, it will greatly reduce the number of AI-generated images you see.

Left: AI filter is off Right: AI filter is on

rhetoricandlogic

Another tip for DDG - if you want to permanently get rid of DDG's AI features (which you can turn off in settings, but only temporarily) - for now you can just use noai.duckduckgo.com as your search engine. Works as advertised in the name.