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Leonid Pasternak (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work
oh leonid, we're really in it now
Leonid, you really understand it.
Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document
Leonid what should I do about the emails
Babe are you okay? you reblogged Leonid Pasternak's Torments of Creative Work again
Give me Bruce and Jason, who are not on the war path anymore, but they are still awkward and absolutely clueless on how to make things up, so they pretend that they need something from each other in order to spend some time together. Even if these things are absolutely simple, and both of them could handle it themselves, if they wanted to.
Bruce, calling Jason in the random Friday night: So, Alfred left for a week. And I promised kids to do a homemade cake for them. And you know how useless I am in the kitchen. So.
Jason, who knows that Bruce is, in fact, not useless in the kitchen, but low-key misses cooking with him, because the last time they did it, it was Alfred's birthday before his death, and they did the cake together: Theoretically, I agree.
Bruce, sighing in relief: Theoretically, I will need you in Manor tomorrow in the morning. And I theoretically will pay for that.
Jason: Theoretically, see you tomorrow.
Bruce: Theoretically, thank you.
Jason, dealing Bruce in the middle of the night: Old man. Bail me out of the prison. I am in CGDP's building.
Bruce, knowing well that Jason wouldn't be caught in the first place, if he didn't want all of this to happen, and even if he did, he would easily escape without him, getting involved, but also knowing that today is anniversary of the day Bruce adopted Jason, and it is his way to spend time together: ...Okay. May I ask what did you do?
Jason: ...Stole Gordon's tires.
Bruce, stifling his laughter: I see. I will be here in a few minutes.
Today I come with a fic rec from Tumblr’s very own @akela-nakamura. It’s so fucking good, and I love it with my entire heart. It’s just 🥺 man, I left a comment but I still don’t have the words for how much I love it.
The Water In My Veins by AKelaNakamura
alright everyone is being sassy but nobody has brought up the actual reason why scientists are interested in the titanic in the notes
Per wikipedia:
The Titanic was made of steel, presumably to resist corrosion (i mean. thats why boats are made of steel i assume) but even when iron/steel rusts people did not expect to find like. decomposition. bacteria are EATING the titanic.
and there's wood furniture from the titanic that isn't decaying. hell, there are wood ships at the bottom of the ocean that archaeologists study. so the expectation people have for the titanic is not that the steel would decompose at the bottom of the ocean. Even in 100 years, since there are much more ancient preserved wooden ships iirc.
(im not particularly knowledgeable about ships, i just had heard about the science going on around the titanic so i wanted to clarify that on this post for people)
The Titanic is an exceptionally weird whalefall basically.
Can you imagine how the commanders felt when they found out they would have Jedi placed over them in the chain of command?
Sure they had been raised and trained to believe the Jedi were good and they were made to serve the republic together. But it had to have grated that they were all going to have to take order form pacifist space monks with an unknown level of experience in combat or military strategy and logistics. The commanders were probably worried that they were going to end up with incompetent generals or worse.
Instead they end up with this grab bag of, largely, the nicest people you’ve ever known.
Ponds probably thinks he lucked out. Master Windu is sensible, levelheaded and spends half or more of his time safely tucked away in the Jedi Temple where he’s unlikely to get shot.
Cody is doomed from the start. He stood absolutely no chance against Obi Wan. No man should be that combination of confident, compassionate and hot.
Same goes for Bly. Honestly it probably felt like the floor collapsed under him when Master Secura took command.
Rex is honestly too busy dealing with Skywalker’s antics and his manic nexu padawan to even wonder if he got a good deal or a bad one.
Master Mundi seemed sensible and level headed until he started telling stories about his wives and showing holos of his kids.
Wolffe probably thought he lucked out at first. Mater Plo seems like a dignified older gentleman who knows to stay out of the line of fire… aaaand he’s taking a jaunt out in the vacuum of space without a suit.
These Jedi are all crazy.
Danny: In our defense... we were on a date when that crazy clown attacked us.
Red Hood: *visibly shaking with glee at the sight of Joker's dead body.*
Batman: *staring at the... there's steam coming off of thr body* What did you use.
Sam: I used the Fentom Anti-Creep Stick.
Tucker: Fenton wrist rays.
Danny: I threw my dad's cooking at him... that's what did it.
In the background, a small screeching glob could be heard as it attempted to make an escape.
Danny: That's supposed to be meatloaf.
Jason: so, your dad is a chef?
Danny: no, he is a scientist
Jason: Cool! Does he mind having one more son? I kinda want a dad whose food could kill Joker
Danny: Weird thing to ask but sure man. My dad wouldn’t mind to have a crime boss to be his son.
I just found the funniest font ever
Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?
The font is called "Redacted Script," it's available for free here, and I just ran to download it because I am, in fact, the target audience for this
as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.
where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it only irony and judgement 24/7 for you? booooo
Vaguely inspired by that one post where Danny gets summoned by the JL and keeps throwing his shoes and stuff at them bc HE might not be able to leave the summoning circle but his clothes sure can!
I think the twist for that was that the circle doesnt effect him at all because hes a halfa and he was just goofing with the JL.
But imagine if the summoning and containment WORKED.
Like, he gets summoned and its startling, but once he realizes hes been summoned hes mostly annoyed.
Its a school night! He has work to do! Sure he wasnt DOING it, but it was still a possibility!
And hes trying to banter with the JL. Which for him just means being vaguely-obnoxious-but-somewhat-charming.
But then he tries to leave.
Maybe hes worried about his friends reaction to seeing him disappear.
Maybe the JL are saying some anti ghost/demon/whatever they think he is nonsense.
Maybe he changed his mind about doing that homework.
But either way, it doesnt work.
He drags his hand along the edge of the spell. It doesnt give, and he realizes hes not sure what this spell is supposed to do.
Its all along the floor beneth him, he cant fly through the floor.
He tries to get away from the walls and floor, worried whatever spell makes up the container can be triggered to hurt him or brainwash him or SOMETHING.
Its not his best guest, but he has never been summoned before, at least not with this type of barrier, and he doesnt know what to expect.
He barely gets a few feet off the ground when he hits the spells invisible roof.
And he is trapped.
And now this fourteen year old child is caged in a room with clearly dangerous adult strangers.
After hes been more or less kidnapped.
He’s suddenly regretting insulting them.
And its not his first time beimg kidnapped. Or his first time being in danger in general (obviously).
but its usually some ghost! Or Vlad “Loser, I hardly know her!” Masters!
Both of whom explain literally everything they plan in long ass evil monologues! It usually takes danny five minutes tops to learn their entire life story Dr Doofenshmirtz style!
He knows most of them personally! They hang out sometimes! Heck! even the local ghost hunters are either literally related to him or someone he’s dated!
He knows their powersets, their strengths, their weaknesses.
Most importantly, he knows their goals
But now hes trapped. In a room of clearly superpowerd strangers. With magical abilities strong enough to trap him for real.
And has no idea what they want
And Danny just freezes up
This could be super angsty if the JL were told that he was evil and think his panic + young features are only done to manipulate them.
You can also add angst with a language barrier/translation issue
I imagine the JL would be trying to get information about ghosts/ are trying to get someone to fight a villain they can’t defeat
Its going to scare the shit out of Danny either way- like imagine fourteen year old you gets kidnapped by strangers and they start asking you about your weaknesses or say they will only let you out if you agree to fight this monster.
And if Danny doesnt know this villain or how tf hes going to fight them he might feel like hes being sent off to get his ass kicked.
I can just imagine Danny being told he has to fight this supervillain and being like “…if i like..die…trying to fight this guy…what are you going to do with my body? Like will you send me home? Cause my family will freak if my corpse is teleported into the living room”
JL would not be happy about any of his responses.
Im begging someone to write this please have a nice day
He watched as Constantine finished the chalk circle, double checking all the little symbols and lines. It was more intricate than what Batman would have thought, but he only dabbled in magic when necessary; able to perform it sure but didn’t have a talent for it. “You’re sure this will work?”
“I’m sure it’ll summon the protector spirit and keep it contained until we can explain the situation.” Constantine answered. “Alright, stand back.”
The circle began to glow.
Off in the distance, Batman could hear the fight that was still ongoing. A cult that worshiped a deity of death had managed to summon a being known as The Ghost King. His forces only had a handful of standout powers, but the rest were undead skeletal being that pulled themselves back together after being downed. They needed to take out the King in order to stop the hoards, but the hoards prevented enough of them to get to the King to really fight him. Superman might have been able to save the day if their enemy wasn’t magic based. Wonder Woman came in on her day off, but she couldn’t handle both the King and the Fright Knight.
Constantine had conveniently remembered that while the Ghost King that had all but taken over a dimension known as the Infinite Realms, was defeated twice. First by a counsel of ancients no one remembered the identities of, and when he’d been released by some fool looking for power, was defeated by a singular protector spirit with a known name.
The circle suddenly burst into a pillar of flame and in the center of it stood a singular being.
He tilted their head at Constantine and looked annoyed. There was an echo to his voice, layered over itself in what Batman recognized as a translation spell, the original language echoed by the translation. “Wow, can’t say I was expecting to get summoned by I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-A-Conman and a living Spirit Halloween costume tonight, but here we are.”
Batman looked at Constantine. “That looks like a teenager.”
“Protector spirits like to either look big and scary or like someone you’re more likely to trust.” Constantine shrugged. “It does seem really into the role though.”
“Hey, fellas,” the spirit waved his hand to get their attention, “it’s a school night and I’ve got homework to ignore. So lets get this sleepover over with.”
“You really a protector spirit? They tend to be more…” Constantine waved his hand in a circle and started walking around the magic circle, examining the ghost. “…pleasant to talk to.”
The ghost squinted at him, “Then you must have the wrong guy! I'll just leave-” He walked up to the warding wall and tried to walk through it. He hit it and stared at it, then pressed his hand against it and was clearly trying to get through it.
“Not going to work, mate.” Constantine said and came to a stop in front of where the ghost was trying to get out. “Even if you’re not the spirit we were aiming to summon, you can’t leave until we say so.”
The ghost looked far too convincingly panicked. He tried to claw through the spell, push his feet through the floor, and tried to fly up just to be knocked back by the containment spell’s lid.
Constantine must have sensed Batman’s misgivings, because he said, “Don’t worry, the containment will hold.”
“That’s not what has me worried.”
“Yeah, yeah, I bungled the spell and got the wrong guy…” Constantine gave him a tilted smile to hide his disappointment in himself. “Or maybe this trickster spirit thought it would be funny to disrupt my summoning. Either way, we’re wasting time with Pariah Dark out there destroying the world.”
Batman was about to add that he was also uncomfortable with a being that looked like a kid, and on the slightest chance might actually be a kid, looked like they were on the verge of a panic attack.
“Pariah?” The spirit stopped and stared at them with wide eyes, glowing toxic green, and seemingly on the verge of tears.
Constantine nodded, “Yeah, we were trying to summon the protector spirit that defeated him a while back, but we got you instead.”
The kid looked like he just got slapped in the face. “I – no, you got the right guy. I’m Phantom.”
“You?” Constantine asked with an air of disbelieving condescension. “You’re the protector spirit that defeated Pariah Dark?”
“I had some help.” Phantom replied. “Is that what you want? You’ll let me go if I fight Pariah again?”
Constantine looked between Phantom and Batman – thought Batman didn’t do or say anything, paranormal negotiations were why Constantine was there. “Yeah, that’s exactly what we want.”
Batman watched the looks on Phantom’s face, he was terrified but resigned. He glanced between the two of them. “Okay.”
Once the official agreement is made, Danny felt the invisible walls disappear. He shot into the sky in relief, but couldn't escape the tug on the tip of his tail and the squeeze on his core.
A magical chain, each link a word of their deal.
The squeeze on his core would get tighter and tighter the longer he didn't fight.
Not that Danny was unwilling to join the battle - he'd never turn away from a group of people who needed his help.
Still, it stung. The magician could have simply asked for his assistance. The combination of confidence and assumption, how he talked about the circle and explained away his age, reminded Danny of his parents. In their unshakable belief that ghosts were creatures of instincts and not rational beings. At least the magician treated him as sentient, but there'd been an edge there. Like he didn't believe a ghost would willingly help humanity. Like he was evil or just selfish.
Danny knew his parents' opinions were common. He faced them every day around the dinner table, but it still hurt coming across heroes who believed the same.
The bind on his core tightened. Danny turned his attention to the battle below. There were no fleeing civilians, already cleared out or crushed. Instead, the streets and sky swarmed with ghostly skeletons and brightly colored heroes. There were a lot more heroes fighting than Danny had ever seen, but most of them struggled against enemies that could turn intangible at will. Fright Knight laughed as his sword sent a hero dressed like a cowboy to the Nightmare Zone. At least this league of heroes seemed to have developed a strategy of dodge the hits and protect the mages.
Danny turned to Pariah Dark. He moved slow, following Fright Knight and the foreguard of skeletons. Grinning, the ghost ran a gauntlet through a building, glass falling to the street below like a rain of glitter.
Last time they fought, Danny had time and a plan and a team. He could make a plan now - take out Fright Knight who was rapidly diminishing ranks, rally the flying, strong hitting heroes to serve as a distraction - but the bond around his core squeezed again.
He promised to fight Pariah Dark. The sooner the better, because the longer he delayed, the more he'd risk his core. Soon, the band would be more than just uncomfortable.
Danny swallowed. Took a lungful of air. Looked at the moon, the one celestial object he could see in the late afternoon without squinting.
Clockwork had told him about summoning contracts. Danny knew what would happen as soon as the deal was offered.
He'd fight Pariah without his friends. Without the help of other ghosts. Without the ecto-skeleton suit. Without the Sarcophagus and Key nearby to lock him away again.
He'd fight, and he'd lose.
Dying in a ghost fight is a fear he faces before. He'd take it, took it, in a heartbeat over being trapped by someone who couldn't see the good in him.
Danny called ectoplasm to his fist and prepared to slam it into Pariah's face.
sometimes i think of any of the coruscant guard having kamino-brand coping mechanisms, like maybe Thorn is getting visibly angry, is being unnecessarily rough with others, and not exactly following orders given to him by non-clones, so Fox just tells him to go lock himself in a dark broom closet until he cools off to mimic Kamino's way of dealing with that. so he does, and so do several other guardsmen over time because that's one of the only ways they know how to cope. or maybe they feel extremely bored/dissatisfied with some "easy" tasks, so they start fighting each other until they're in enough pain to make them feel like they're being useful. a majority of them probably know it's not the way people usually handle anger, but they see this as "well we're clones so that doesn't apply to us. obviously!" from being too conditioned + alone to really think otherwise (for now)
i have actually never seen him before apparently
Rex: *sees Wolffe show up scratched, bruised, and disheveled* And what happened to you?
Wolffe: I just went to a burial for my worst enemy
Rex: Why are you looking like that tho?
Wolffe: He was still alive and the fucker couldn't stop trying to resist being buried.
Bail, thwarting the Emperor's legislative agenda in the Imperial Senate: not today, Sidious Breha, outmaneuvering an Imperial Moff trying to secure an outpost on Alderaan: not today, Sidious Leia, 10 years old, narrowly avoiding stubbing her toe: not today, Sidious
I love all the things that we as clone fans have collectively agreed on that have absolutely no reason for us to believe them.
my favourite example of this being fox's entire character/personality
This man speaks like two lines in the show and never takes his helmet off once. yet, we know so much about him
he has a raging caf addiction
he hates his job
he hates his boss
he hates the senate
overworked + underpaid king
he has curly hair that is slightly greying on the temples
he adores cats
he would do absolutely anything for his brothers
he hasnt slept in years
BONUS
he is in a committed romantic relationship with Senator Riyo Chuchi (who he has never interacted with ever)