why am i alive

25, they/ he, enby, autistic, furry, and nonsensical

[chumbology]

Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir

[jellybeanium124]

#this is what talking to transphobes is like

@alabastermask ASDFSHBKGJLNDFASKBDHSJG

[ischleepzzz]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[lilli-sturmreiter]

[sunny-bunny3]

Awww he just wants belly rubs…

[mousenemy]

vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever

[mousenemy]

this post coulda been one of my big hitters i think the shadow media is holding it back for woke reasons

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[emeraldcity1900]

I like how the homestuck pilot stuff is just giving everyone a rude awakening that a lot of indie creators know each other and respect each others work and that your individual cringe does not exist in a vacuum. And that at the end of the day you’re all clowns.

[nebby-the-not-protogen]

united we stand

[butchfemmespuffy]

close enough, welcome back superwholock

[the-lords-eppiest-boi]

Dr. Boingo’s grief and trauma counseling, now with an official therapist license!

[the-lords-eppiest-boi]

Funniest thing is that I actually have trauma counseling the day after I drew this

[the-lords-eppiest-boi]

Dr. Boingo’s grief and trauma counseling, now with an official therapist license!

[sheabutterbitch]

When something tragic happens, tumblr is the only social platform you can escape to. The whole world could be in shambles and y’all are shitposting and reblogging pictures of tiramisu as usual.

[weirdmageddon]

[wordfather]

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

[wordfather]

on the back: please tell me whats going on in a clear and concise manner

[wordfather]

booty shorts that ask: are you mad at me ?

[pencilcomics]

[joshuaballsett]

[babbhad]

[cipheramnesia]

[marseny]

[joasakura]

[the-lords-eppiest-boi]

So yeah maybe I had a "very severe" "grand mal seizure" last month that "nearly killed me",

and yeah maybe I found out that I've been having "Temporal lobe seizures" for "at least 10 years" and not known

But at least I got this cool bracelet 😎

[fyeah-tmnt]

i'm sorry (not) to people who know me irl

[woman-becomer]

who want me

[woman-becomer]

I got lumpy in two. did you see

[woman-becomer]

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

[the-lords-eppiest-boi]

Not me tearing up because I'm going to a neurologist appointment today and I've been worried about this

[ladytengen]

[wolfpai999]

Circus balloon dogs!! 🎪🎈

I wanna make these into stickers and maybe buttons c:

Would anyone want to take em home?