The 500 Year Diary

[memeuplift]

[unexplained-events]

The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. 

The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.

Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation. The Elephant’s Foot is almost as if it is a living creature.

[madmaudlingoes]

Friendly reminder that this blob of core material was so hot and dense, it melted/burned through three floors of the building before coming to rest in the lowest basement.

And there’s now a unique species of black mold that feeds off the gamma radiation it produces.

[zubenpics]

Is no one else seriously freaked out by that mold? No? Just me, then?

[clarabosswald]

wiki article about the mold

[grubsludge]

LOVE that mold!

[bowelflies]

okay but

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy was someone shooting it with a kalashnikov

[unexplained-events]

I can sleep again knowing that The Elephant’s foot is weak to Kalashnikovs

[sindri42]

I love that mold because humans made a mess we have no idea how to clean up and barely five years later we discover an entirely new kind of fungus that’s just… eating it. Radiation levels are going down much faster than any of our models could predict, this stuff hasn’t been found anyplace else in the world…

[funeralprocessor]

Elephant’s Foot: *releases horrifying levels of radiation fatal to most life* Heretofore unknown species of mold:

[ealepping]

This world is so fucking cool

[llamagoddessofficial]

Me: Ugh why does my cat always meow at me until I come and stare at his full food bowl? It's ridiculous

Google:

Me:

Me: [holding my cat's face with tears in my eyes] im sorry i ever doubted you my son

[mathprofessorquotes]

Shh, what does the fraction say? *puts ear to blackboard, now whispering* Reduce me.

High school general math teacher (via mathprofessorquotes)

[transxfiles]

the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void

[lesbianshepard]

i love when professors try to use modern slang to relate to students. my professor referred to the theater of pompey as “the place where caesar got vibe checked by a bunch of senators” and i lost it. 

[lesbianshepard]

Vibe Check (1806) by Vincenzo Camuccini

[ohshitsomeonejust]

I was offered a random day off due to an over staffing mistake and took it. I decided to have fun with the pets. I got all ready for work like I normally would and they did their usual job of trying to persuade me not to go and I made a dramatic show of letting them win. They’ve been on a happiness high for the past three hours.

[shazadlatifgf-deactivated202301]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), dir. Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones

[murdershegoat]

these bitches really get it huh

[murdershegoat]

this is the funniest response i’ve ever received. sir, do you really think that’s bill nye?

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[buzzfeed]

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

[thebucca2-deactivated20221101]

“I disrespect your bridge, Goatman,”

[zee-enby]

Classic

[lunah-goodbye]

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

[lunah-goodbye]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

[pinklovehearts]

noo don’t faint ur so pretty haha

[sandersstudies]

Sometimes I really beat myself up for having a messy room/house and I get too upset to actually clean because what's the point, I'll just make it messy again?

Anyway, I've started countering this by pretending I'm a long-suffering maid for a sweet yet untidy princess, tasked with preparing her royal quarters for visitors. It is difficult work but the thought that she loves me and soon we will flee into the forest in disguise before her upcoming wedding (to a wealthy but unloving duke) keeps me motivated.

[sandersstudies]

Me, realizing I let cups pile up on my dresser again: my dearest princess is so frequently desirous of water in the late eve that she hath permitted her goblets to accumulate... dear me, I must have these cleared before the duchess arrives for tea.

[thecollectibles]

Art by Betty Jiang

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[somebodysittingthereallthetime]

Chaos On The Bridge (2014)