NaturalDeviant

I'm Mouse. I'm a complete and utter nerd and a current art student, so if you wanna say hi just pop in my message box and send me somethin.

[blanchebees]

Bass cam iii sketches

Tip jar

[bl4cklit]

Pose practices w/III

[a-s-levynn]

May i please get an eepy tiny ii???🙏

[top-quality-garbage]

📽 : drearyclouds.exe

[kirexa]

NEW !!! SNAKE DISCOVERED

ITS CALLED THE LIMESTONE EYELASH PIT VIPER. THAT iS SO CUTE. ITS SO PRETTY

[identifying-snakes-in-posts]

Putting this here for snake enjoyers

Also

@snake-spotted

[snake-spotted]

snake spotted!! HOLY SHIT A NEW SNAKE

𓆙thank you for the tag!𓆙

[becquerelnoir]

I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!

[arguablysomaya]

Selena: When I was young and straight, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I’m not proud of it.

Bruce: You’re kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[platinumsupa]

the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.

[platinumsupa]

this is him, by the way. His name is TK-421, and he is the star of the short story “Of MSE-6 And Men”.  He owns a mouse droid and is in an affair with a superior officer, who turns out to Tarkin.

The next time you watch a New Hope, keep in mind Luke is wearing the armor of a man who knew Tarkin sexually. The armor Luke is wearing when he says the iconic line “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you” has more than likely been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom.

[platinumsupa]

since I’m getting naysayers about this again!

The actual officer whom the trooper is in a relationship goes unspecified within the book, and isn’t listed as Tarkin specifically

However.

The officer is described as; wearing a grey suit, continuously bragging about the strength of the Death Star, and having the highest level of clearance aboard the Death Star, which is how he is able to send secret messages to TK-421

At one point the officer says he won’t be interrogating Princess Leia because Darth Vader will be doing it, meaning he’s definitely high enough in the chain of command to know that about Vader

At one point the officer jokes he just gave an “explosive” demonstration. The story takes place right around the time Alderaan is blown up. 

According to someone on Reddit, the Audible version of the story uses Tarkin’s voice for the officer in question

It’s Tarkin. 

[mycroftrh]

I have this book and the Audible version and can confirm that nearly every word of this is true (note: the voice is, like, obviously not Peter Cushing, but it’s… pretty clearly Tarkin) except! There is one note here that is ABSOLUTELY incorrect.

That armor has never been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom. He is very proud of his carpet and the armor goes on the chair by his bed.

Note: the country hick accent thing is because this is their first in-person meeting and TK-421 thinks Tarkin will be into that.

[brain-confetti]

You guys are never gonna believe this but the author was a marine biologist

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[lennythereviewer]

In today’s modern society, Riddler would be the EASIEST of Batman’s villains to rehabilitate 

All you have to do? Give him a job designing/running an Escape Room facility

It’s perfect for him. A non-violent outlet for feeding his need to flex how intelligent he is, he still gets to create his elaborate puzzles and riddles, and people will willingly PAY HIM to lock them up in a room where he can mess with them for an hour or so

Someone get Bruce Wayne on the phone I have an idea for a thing he should invest in

[thenarator]

if you win, and successfully escape the room, you get a sticker that says “i’m as smart as batman”

[nyxthechaosdragon]

Some of his escape room reviews

Poison Ivy: Wonderful escape room. Made out with Harley in all the closets.

Tim: I currently hold the record. If anyone beats it, call me. We’re fighting to the death.

Penguin: I broke out of jail for this and it was SO worth it

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Jason Todd: I’ve gone at least a dozen times. I’m making a collection of the stickers.

Red Hood: Of course I went. Nothing is going to stop me from getting a sticker that says I’m better than Batman. I said what I said.

Clark Kent: It was a fun way to spend an afternoon and my sticker is now on my desk as a motivational reminder.

Batman could not be reached for comment

[electronswrites]

😠😠😠😠 This is a scaaaaaaam. The room has no real “solution.” These hucksters just want your money. 0/10, do not come here. - Ra’s al Ghul, the Demon Head, Master of the League of Shadows

Talia: 🤨😒🙄 Father, you need a new hobby. I will buy you a stick-

Ra’s: It’s not the same!

[speedlimit15]

what the fuck

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

it’s actually inverted out of respect!! - plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as santa

[echoequinox]

This is the scariest addition to a post I think I’ve ever seen

[the-ria]

Y'know how it is

[valtsv]

*coughs up blood* how do i look? do i look good? was that hot?

[whatsupbeanie]

The zoomies make an appearance again because honestly- it’s one of my favourite things 😍. What are your favourite cute things that dogs do? Or cats? I might do a version of this for cats too.. 

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[ergolost]

omg

[rat-of-the-sky-on-fire-deactiva]

World heratige post

[between-2-and-20-characters]

ah yes, the original version

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

“when Russia sends you nudes” kills me every time

[cooltransghost]

shh, dont tell anyone

[what-even-is-thiss]

The ancient texts…

[funnytwittertweets]

[jotx]

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

[postultimate]

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

[jotx]

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

[postultimate]

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

[honeypunks]