Obsidian Crow

INTP | 23 y/o | Avid Khirk shipper | Female On this blog: Star Trek TOS and AOS, BBC Sherlock, Khirk rambles and drabbles, Benedict Cumberbatch, cute birds, some Avengers/Doctor Who/Supernatural things, and puns (for better or worse). My Ships: Khirk, any mix of Spock/Kirk/Khan/Bones, Khanlock, Johnlock, Sheriarty, Destiel, etc. Ao3 | Khantemplations

[nicoldemort]

[rockhardgeologist]

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[x-menunited]

[marxisforbros]

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.  “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

[theboylondon]

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

[mangonetics]

“Finally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!” decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.

“There is no cure,” said Johnny Five-Dicks. “There’s nothing wrong with us.”

[holyromanhomo]

The last comment literally always cracks me up

[the-bi-bilingual]

Johnny Five-Dicks

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jt-sexkik-deactivated20210420]

Finally, a worthy heir to the distinguished legacy of None Pizza With Left Beef

[dynamics-of-an-asteroid]

38 Q’s With Andrew Scott (x)

[sandandglass]

[rodbunnyslay-deactivated2017040]

His face at the end, judging her so hard. 🤣

[immaculate-benediction-batch]

Maybe Sherlock Holmes Robert Downey version will make Johnlock canon?

[asherlockstudy]

That moment when you realise that Jim Moriarty is the only potential romantic interest that hasn’t beaten Sherlock in real life

[notquiteapolyglot]

To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

[tharook]

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

[tk-tako]

þorny*

[solarine]

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B. 

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

That guy named himself SsillySsadass. 

[flockdynamics]

HAPPY PI DAY FROM THESE TWO CUTIE PIS

[wimpytentacleofficial]

Hello WT! I'm new and I love love love your blog. I envy your blogging skills! Is there somewhere I can read the whole story of how you became, well, you? I have so many questions about how your amazing tentacle life started with Sherlock and John! (Sorry if this is too nosy!)

i talk of this many times on my blog but i am also always very happy to be answering questions from my new tentacle friends

i am a very friendly and sociable tentacle

[wimpytentacleofficial]

anyway sherlock unwisely explodes a laboratory of some criminal scientists and then when he is injured in this explosion he ends up growing me and the steves

sherlock says this never would be happening if john goes with him for that case

john says if he goes with sherlock for that case then probably they both get tentacles

[mojav]

*teleports behind you*

[rcktpwr]

*teleports behind you*

[mojav]

*teleports behind me behind you*

[oukaori-deactivated20190727]

[bluerats]

WHY IS THERE A GIF FOR THIS

[emmaduerrewatson]

[iamtribblesome]

[glitterweave]

I’ve never related to something so much before 

[mercurialbi]

Just Andrew and Benedict being adorable