all that is gold does not glitter

[switchywitchie-deactivated20251]

I cannot even pretend to be normal about the level of intimacy I am craving right now

[ysabelmystic]

[10001gecs]

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

[mas0nalexander]

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

[10001gecs]

[horsefigureoftheday]

I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago

[quiet-oracle]

[pidoop]

[hallabun]

we as a fandom underutilize just how funny it is that miranda pieced shepard back together over the course of two years. like imagine having someone out there who knows more about your own body than you do. and having that someone be miranda.

shepard: shit, it's asking for exact measurements. i just need to buy a new-

miranda, from across the room, not even looking up from her book: you're approximately 170 centimeters tall. bust is 87 centimeters, waist is 73, and hips are 91. your measurements might have changed over the last six months while you were on house arrest, so i'd recommend taking that into consideration.

shepard:

[percewoody]

[applerums]

my shining star

[veryfancydoilies]

[madartsyworks]

Control. 💥

[afloweroutofstone]

The long-anticipated war between Trump and Musk’s egos has officially begun

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[feelmyskinonyourskin]

sir?! SIR?! What is your face doing?!

[a-leg-without-fear]

[stealingpotatoes]

thinking about revan and the protagonist again…

(commission info // tip jar!)

[1batch2batchpennydime]

black suit matt >

[sappho-ilmarinen]

When I say "I'm in the Zone" I mean the Zone from Roadside picnic/the Stalker (1979) movie. There's strange shit and I might die. Zone 👍

[sappho-ilmarinen]

Reading Roadside picnic after seeing Tarkovsky's Stalker is wild. The film is so beautiful and spiritual, and it's slow and you don't really know what's going on.

Then in the book it's like. Fucking aliens. Also the narrator has zero chill. The amount of alcohol he consumes is also concerning.