my friends have dubbed me 'fork'

Calamity/Anubis - ect/ecto/ects/ectoself vol/volu/vols/volself - asexual - I write fic sometimes

[demonboyhalo]

CONFIRMED BEE DUO IN AMERICA YALL - i am manifesting a tubbo and ranboo christmas stream so hard rn gamers, like to charge reblog to cast babey!!!

[pervocracy]

[judgejudyofficial]

thank god Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton came together to make a PSA about the dangers of fake news

[exbi-deactivated20210714]

jellycat cows

[fairyprince7]

@1coweveryday you probably have seen these before but :O!

[emilyphant]

i think we should go trick or treating on tumblr on halloween. going to send asks saying ‘trick or treat’

[emilyphant]

ok ok fun plan if you’ve liked or reblogged this post you’re on my list on blogs to call on on halloween. trick or treaters are very welcome at mine!

also if you’re planning on doing this, i’d recommend you only do it to blogs who’ve interacted with this post as not to annoy people!

[emilyphant]

you guys really like this idea- huh! guess i’ll expand? you can do it however you want, but this was my idea in more detail:

treats can be images of candy from your country! or something nice, such as a wholesome or funny meme!! doesn’t have to be high effort! (high effort stuff is of course cool though!)

tricks could be vaguely cursed images (such as the ballpit) or cursed facts- all in good fun! nothing harmful (that’s something i’ll ask everyone to stick to- no actual harmful stuff!)

but oh gosh i’m excited now! this might be a thing!

[sokodraws]

you lied

i redrew that old ghostbur piece out of spite lol

(old painting under ‘read more’)

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[the-queer-musketeers]

this is like physically hurting me but it's so good

[the-queer-musketeers]

a moment of silence for the mushrooms killed while I raked leaves today

[rn-thekrillposter]

The little moth says hiiii

[subwayfootlong-deactivated20240]

so was anyone gonna tell me that the fucking zodiac killer was identified, twitch got hacked and leaked a bunch of streamer’s incomes, ben shapiro retweeted fucking VELVET of all people, tommy uploaded a new vlog, lovejoy’s album is done apparently and dream went fucking batshit on twitter again about gnf’s ass and obama or was i supposed to find out about that myself

[the-queer-musketeers]

what the FUCK someone please explain

[lilacheart30]

Regarding the new changes to the statue and the guest giver

Also, krillgun

[oob-water]

05/10/21

New season, new outfit!

[If you like this, please reblog!]

[mothcrumbs]

BRAINTHOUGHT HELLO YES IMAGINE FALCONRY IN SKY

[modpix-blog]

Hi yes A: sending like a manta to just like ruffle a friends hair and just annoy them for the funsies but also B: for any sky ocs that connect to Krill, imagine falconry krill.

[the-vault-apprentice]

I would like to imagine literally anything other than the anger shrimp barreling towards me.

[modpix-blog]

Congratulations for volunteering for the new anger shrimp training. You're the first target!

Run! :D!

[the-vault-apprentice]

Hello, I would like to NYOOM out of here as fast as physically possible-

[crossthewires]

rb this post to give the person u rbed it from a pretty fall leaf :]

[papasmoke]

Losing my mind remembering that pic chelsea manning posted of the extremely undercover and not at all obvious fbi agent who was tailing her after her release

[papasmoke]

[verminsblood]

what kind of sixth sense do american have to recognize fbi agents that easily

[demonius-darkblade]

to paraphrase her, its always the shoes.

[pedro-martines]

americans please explain to a foreigner, he looks like some random dude to me

[imnotafeddammit]

1. They all have the same haircut, almost everybody in law enforcement and the military have the same haircut due to regulations.

2. They all wear the same shoes. Same boots, and same overpolished dress shoes.

3. They act different. Shifty eyed and always on their own.

4. They’re kinda really bad at their jobs. I’ve encountered plenty of “undercover” cops outside of bars that ask questions no regular person in their right mind would ever ask. “How are you getting home?” “Who did you come here with tonight?”

5. America is a police state on a budget. Most officers are poorly trained, fbi agents require a 4 year degree (I think), but lord knows how much training they actually get. And the dumb kids from your high school always become cops.

It’s always the dense as a brick kid, with something to prove that becomes a cop. The kid that mouth-breathed and couldn’t chew gum and walk at the same time.

[derkartoffelkonig]

Their shirts are never form fitting so they can conceal a weapon and cuffs.

Always look at the watch, it’ll be expensive but in neutral tones (uniform standards strike again).

They will always sit where they can see their target and the nearest exit.

They will have a partner who is less obvious but wil point a recording device (phone or camera) at you. Check elevated positions, it gives them the clearest view to track you and keep an eye on their partner at the same time.

[jimmyfury]

One time when i lived in phoenix, I was driving home through residential streets from Panda Express on April 20th and there was a 40something year old white man standing quite literally in the MIDDLE of the fucking road wearing a brand new straight from the store weed jersey (jersey #420 with a big pot leaf), a wornout old raiders hat, regular-fit straight leg jeans, and cop shoes. This man proceeded to try to wave me down to stop since I was driving slowly (again, residential neighborhood) and as he did so fully yelled “You buying bro? You buying? 420 bro 420 you buying?”

I almost choked laughing so hard. I couldn’t stop myself from just yelling “NO THANK YOU OFFICER” as i drove by him.

[brunhiddensmusings]

for the past 60 years law enforcement, military, and even literal espionage/intelligence based organizations have assumed that rigid conformity to dress code was more important then actually training how to go undercover, blend in, or understand what the fuck theyre doing largely because the ‘we are infallible’ mindset is too strong for them to consider they might not be doing very good

[official-lucifers-child]

shoutout to the two “undercover cops” who were at my school to monitor the student body for a week, acting like “substitute assistants” and literally all of the kids immediately recognised them as cops and everyone would address them only as “officer” which annoyed the hell out of them because “we aren’t cops” like sir you literally have your badge in your back pocket and a taser what fucking substitute assistant would have an actual police badge and a whole ass taser??

[crazy-pages]

Just a casual reminder that this is what secret police are. Like, this is the literal definition. Police who are (badly or otherwise) pretending to not be police.

[swampgallows]

i know this has eight billion notes already but i love sharing these images

[chaoticchickengremlin]

This thread reminds me of this story lol

[inghrafn]

From Tom Wolfe’s Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test:

[hearthfire-heartfire]

I’m gonna go ahead and put a caveat here because undercover cops are easy to spot, but they recruit too. informants are harder to pin down and they are infinitely more effective. Red Fawn Fallis very likely had a gun planted on her at Standing Rock by her partner of a couple years who was an FBI informant. Fred Hampton was drugged and killed by COINTELPRO thanks to an informant in the Black Panthers. the US federal government, like any effective system, has lots of redundancy built in. yes, undercovers are easy to clock and avoid, but they are also essentially a lure to collect more valuable players. all it takes is busting the one person vulnerable enough to take a deal instead of prison time. feel free to ridicule, just don’t underestimate their potential to do damage if you find yourself near one.

[demonboyhalo]

Ranboo, talking about his portal: I need to hide mine, but I don't know how because EVERYONE can just go up and - Ugh. I, I don't want other people to be on the nether roof, it's supposed to be Mine! It's supposed to be MY nether roof. And I'm going to make everyone feel bad about killing endermen so that nobody else can get pearls, so that the nether roof will be Mine.

bratty princeboo my twisted vwoop vwoop <3

[alwerakoo]

Is... Is him crouching supposed to be him stomping his feet?

[demonboyhalo]

it absolutely is and it's adorable

[extratragic]

i stole this from twitter

[narcolepticelf]

If I don't get c!sapnap lore soon I'm going to start making my own. First lore change is: panda markings demon hybrid sapnap.

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[liridi-deactivated20250617]

I hope he has a nice day