Noodle Juice

First of all, MDNI. Now hi, how are ya? (they/them/theirs/or any idrm tbh) It’s me, that british half desi sapphic bitch who’s had this blog for around half their life at this point (i’m 32 & made this blog in year 11 along with several other friends purely bc it wasn’t blocked on the school network, i’ve tried to leave many a time since & it’s turning me grey already 😅). I queue them posts, and I answer them asks. Stay in school kids! And for the love of bread that is buttered, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!

[the-random-thought-caravan]

this post is a work in progress post (pls bare with me) but here are my sideblogs & a lil more about me:

• ackleybloodybridge (ackley bridge, waterloo road, abbott elementary)

• boskomarwani (9-1-1, 9-1-1: lonestar)

• jodiewhittagay (doctor who)

• milfsanatomy (grey’s anatomy, private practice, station 19)

• milfsincrime (crime type shows & their spin offs basically, so like criminal minds, the ncis’, the law & orders (mainly svu) and the chicagos, the rookie & the rookie: feds, etc..

• naylormarch (holby city, holby blue, casualty)

• patsyspoplar (call the midwife)

• multiverseofmilfs (marvel cinematic universe)

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

[lu-sn]

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

[walkingthec0w]

tumblr is only for people who r weird and a bit lonely and had a strange interest when they were 12 that led them here. if none of those apply to you like genuinely what is there for you here

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[byjove]

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

[thillius]

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

[chloematis]

And now it is :)

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

[stargore]

ooh ooh or when they accidentally drop the phone or something and go “i dropped you! :(“ like. that little glowing box you’re waving around does indeed house my soul!! it’s me!! you’re holding me!!!! and we’re going on a little trip together!!! delightful!!!!!!!!

i love the suggestion that the device they are holding is my corporeal form. very silly and whimsical

[kineticpenguin]

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

[kineticpenguin]

At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

[wordfather]

i want to personally thank etc for being there for me when i don't feel like listing more things

[trintysantos]

I still can't believe we essentially got to see Agatha strip for her ex-girlfriend (while in her living room) on a Disney+ show.

[propussyslayer]

[kaity--did]

Y'all check on your law school friends. The bar is soon they are not okay

[kaity--did]

Evidence: my husband forgot what day it was last week and I received a text that said "why the fuck did no one tell me it was Friday?"

[kaity--did]

T minus 6 days until the bar and my husband just walked in a circle around the house for 15 minutes yesterday saying "I do not know the things" and 'stop. Stop dying. Wills are too confusing everyone stop dying"

[kaity--did]

Update : " everyone just fucking stop owning things. property is stupid and no one understands it. just stop. move to the woods. be free. "

[kaity--did]

Oh dang y'all blew this up.

[kaity--did]

For those asking for updates on how the the bar has taken a toll on my husband yesterday a v minor inconvenience happened (he left the keys inside) and he stated "I demand to speak to an attorney"

And then like 20 minutes later he whispered very quietly to the point where I don't think he meant to say it out loud "aw dang I am attorney"

[kaity--did]

This post always comes round around this time and I want to wish all the baby law students taking the bar in February good luck! You got this!

[kaity--did]

It's that time of year again where this has started circulating! Good luck baby lawyers!

[aidashakur]

Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.

[maggiemayy]

Man I cannot stress this enough. The “this is how I am, take it or leave it” attitude is an act of immaturity. We all have toxic traits that we need to work on and as an adult it’s our responsibility to recognize the damage that they can do to the ones we love. We all need to put in more effort in becoming better individuals.

[thechicwiththecurls-deactivated]

it’s okay for you to like skinny girls

it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt

it’s okay for you to like curvy girls

it’s okay for you to like heavier girls

it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts

what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

[multiverseofmilfs]

arielcalypso:

 Everyone needs to reblog this.

[the-random-thought-caravan]

I’m gonna call my kid Luke just so that someday I can say to him “I am your father”.

[the-random-thought-caravan]

It has been brought to my attention that I would actually be Luke’s mother..

[bfpierce]

online fandom is so fun because we’ll be talking about very serious character moments and analyzing them and stuff and there will be a lull in the discussion and someone will be like “and then they fuck about it” and then we’re all like yeah and then they fuck about it

[thenuclearmallard]

There's an Indigenous page for the ethnic groups in the Caucasus region speaking out against the misuse of the word and bringing education due to the war and erasure going on.

There are a lot of Indigenous pages beginning to form and being highlighted with activism against Russia. This is powerful to see.