TheSassiestPink

A 29 year old bisexual Demi Boy They/Them He/Him I don’t have energy for side blogs so this is just everything my little ADHD heart desires in one spot!

[gothcrafts]

personally i would read the psychological thriller based on the horrific events that transpire at the fanfic retreat

[lydiardbell]

[kosmogrl]

[intrepid-fearos]

Conrad is such a fluffy little street chinchilla and I’m obsessed with him and his little voice

[argumate]

love is like oxygen— it’s corrosive? it burns you alive in high quantities? the universe contains very little of it?

[official-kircheis]

has 8 protons

[argumate]

*nodding* has eight protons.

[islandoforder]

brennan’s face during “would you like to turn around and go the other way or would you like to see if i can keep myself from punching you too hard” was karmic justice for what aabria went through with evan kelmp

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Or just go to browse and hang out! I promise it will be inspiring :)

[girlinspacepodcast]

SAVE THE LIBRARIES

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

Libraries are amazing for anyone who can work remotely (without video calls, of course)

If you need to look something up, instead of googling it you can go find a book, which gives you the chance to get up, stretch, and walk around.

If you want to take a break, you can read a chapter of a new book without having to commit to buying it or even taking it home.

If you need to print something, many libraries have cheap options.

If you have a vague idea of information that you’re looking for, librarians are super helpful in tracking something down!

If you just want to get up and walk around, it’s 100% normal to browse the shelves for a few minutes and then go sit back down.

If you want to be around people without risking them talking to you, a library is perfect since talking is rare.

Sure, you wont have coffee on demand, but in my opinion it’s worth it to support something so valuable for people of all ages while getting all the benefits listed above.

Support libraries!!!

(and if you can’t work at a library, just drop in once in a while to check out a book, even if you don’t read it :)

[fluffmugger]

[leninthesixth]

you gotta include this photo

[cumpriest]

ağlıycam

[lilli-sturmreiter]

[dovewithscales]

This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.

[starstruckodysseys]

half the puns in mentopolis are the epitome of “hold on i have to google something. yeah this is funny”

[daisytrails]

conrad wanting to be proper and call everyone “mr/mrs/mx *last name*” but then not being able to make himself say dan’s last name and just calling him mister is just so funny to me. the boy is so small

[weirdchristmas]

[dduane]

…I’ll always reblog the frog.

[actual-lich-queen]

Counterpoint: Matsumoto Hoji, active c. 1875

[empresstress13]

That’s a compelling counterpoint

[kf1n3]

Wanted to compile all my 1 hour teacup painting studies together ☕

[assiraphales]

enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

[assiraphales]

HELP

[morgan-tha-gorgan]

To this day, my favorite argument I ever had was with my Nascar-loving family about how a thin blue line flag on a Nascar is antithetical to the core tenets of Nascar. There is no organization more rooted in ACAB than Nascar. Literally, the only reason it exists was that a bunch of moonshining families had to build cars that could outrun the cops while on supply runs during the Prohibition Era. The goal was to make the car look like a regular vehicle so they could pick up supplies or drop off illegal alcohol without arousing suspicion. But if the cops were on you all you had to do was put the pedal to the metal and that little truck could outrun them with no problems. And of course, families would be in competition over who made the best alcohol, and whose car was fastest. So, they would have races on the weekends. When prohibition was lifted, the races continued. And that is why we have Nascar. It really frustrates me how people look at American car culture and scoff at it. Formula One racing is more exciting and more dynamic to watch, but the history of it is not as interesting: a bunch of rich assholes who made specialized cars for racing. And to this day, it is still a rich man's sport. Whereas Nascar was about a bunch of so-called hicks in the backwoods who used some basic hand tools and trial and error to make a junker into a racecar.

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[lesbinewren]

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

[undeadhousewife]

What I love about this site is the fact it's the closest I've gotten to pre-2000 internet in years. No one knows anyone's real name, photos are entirely optional, and we're pretty sure at least one of our mutuals is 100% lying about everything. There's a reason it's one of the only social media sites I keep coming back to. It somehow manages to be just as horrible, enjoyable, and chaotic as 1990s chat rooms used to be.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The internet is a gentrified neighbourhood and we’re a stubborn old lady refusing to sell her run-down home to the developers.

[0v9]

Btw that rule about not trusting how you feel after 4pm in the winter or 9pm in the summer (really we should just say after the sun goes down but whatever) is only about negative feelings. if you are chilling with your best friend drinking hot chocolate and have never felt more loved and safe, that is 100% true and you can and should trust

[frienclzone-deactivated20200512]

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

[systematicsalvation]

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

[flymetothemoo-deactivated202308]

Reblog to fucking save a life.

[lanthir]

This works for minor water inhalation while swimming, too. If you can kneel on the ground and put your head on or between your knees, it let’s the water escape on its own.

[toastbutteregg]

[aquitainequeen]

David Slack warning against AMPTP trying to turn the unions against each other, and stating the facts.