smolhaj

like a regular blahaj, but smaller

[the-aftonsparv]

alright if this post gets liiike. 5k notes i’ll buy myself a binder. you have until january 1st

[the-rodhaj]

BLAHAJVERSE GO!

nah.

huh

don't wanna

fine. BLAHAJVERSE MINUS EXI GO!

[the-gulhaj]

Why not exi?

[the-rodhaj]

why get a binder? i have powerful lasers and they're much better

i dont think chopping them off with lasers willl work, like it'll burn and you still need the skin from them

fine. binder it is

[the-gulhaj]

You need to be carefull when making any major changes to your body. Every surgery comes with risks, that needs to be carefully considered. (Also they are expensive). So getting a binder is a good, and cheaper, start to figure out what you want!

Unless we are talking about a paper holding binder. Thouse are also good, but have nothing to do with your body.

[the-rodhaj]

thats also a good point... shame the lasers wont qork on andraxia, (i just wannna use my cool lasers)

speaking of andraxia, we need a plan.

yeah, ill notify a few powerful people

[the-turkoshaj]

you didn't notify me :(

[Yeah well you tried killing her a while ago]

Shut up.

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

If this reaches 1 note, I will draw a frog.

If this reaches 10 notes, I will draw a bigger frog.

You can figure out the math from there

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Some frogs for your efforts

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

[puppy-linux-official]

Bigger

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Gonna have to reach 1,000 for the next frog friendo

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

We're not gonna reach 10,000 at this rate

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

219 until next frog

[traaansfem]

:3

[blakesreefium]

more. frogs. now

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

122 until next frog

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

The mighty building frog could scream out at any second, ending the lives of millions.

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Reach 10k for next frog

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

If we reach 100 million notes (which we won't), I'll reveal who I'm the alt account of.

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Shame, we won't even reach 10k it seems.

Next frog shall remain a mystery.

[thearkavist]

NOOOOO I AWAIT FROGAGEDDON

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Unless this post gets crazy popular again, whether by another blaze or getting noticed by the Tumblr gods, your Frogageddon shalt not pass and my hands shall remain away from the art table

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Big frog lurks in the oceans

Reach 100k for next frog.

[flippenup]

@walmart-the-official use your powers for good!

[kwacpe]

@walmart-the-official have you seen this one?

it has cute frogs

[natthaj]

Natthaj wants more frog

[the-gulhaj]

Frogs are nice

[the-rodhaj]

i agree. im gonna make a frog robot

lemme guess, add it to the low priority part of the to do list? with th 1500 other projects

yes. also its 1563. frog robot accounted for

[evil-blahaj-offical]

Big Frog!

[the-smolhaj]

F R O G

[the-aftonsparv]

alright if this post gets liiike. 5k notes i’ll buy myself a binder. you have until january 1st

[the-rodhaj]

BLAHAJVERSE GO!

nah.

huh

don't wanna

fine. BLAHAJVERSE MINUS EXI GO!

[the-gulhaj]

Why not exi?

[the-rodhaj]

why get a binder? i have powerful lasers and they're much better

i dont think chopping them off with lasers willl work, like it'll burn and you still need the skin from them

fine. binder it is

[the-gulhaj]

You need to be carefull when making any major changes to your body. Every surgery comes with risks, that needs to be carefully considered. (Also they are expensive). So getting a binder is a good, and cheaper, start to figure out what you want!

Unless we are talking about a paper holding binder. Thouse are also good, but have nothing to do with your body.

[the-rodhaj]

thats also a good point... shame the lasers wont qork on andraxia, (i just wannna use my cool lasers)

speaking of andraxia, we need a plan.

yeah, ill notify a few powerful people

[the-turkoshaj]

you didn't notify me :(

[Yeah well you tried killing her a while ago]

Shut up.

[cha0s-j3st0r]

100 notes and I'll actually write and finish a fanfic

[the-jesterhaj]

Hajverse be upon ye, mutual

@blodhaj @the-gulhaj @the-smahaj @the-blahaj

I dont remember who has the tag list actually

[the-purpurhaj]

I used to, then regnbag, then ehhhhhh

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

thankfully none of my posts have ever gotten above 700 notes i honestly pity the people who get 1000s of notes. jesus christ can u imagine

[satan-offical]

Not yet

[thepicklekingog]

Notes Game Part 2

ok so you guys exceeded my expectations and now i'm at 700+ notes and I still haven't really gotten any better. I'm not very good at setting goals so if you see this one pls go to this instead of part 1.

1k notes: y'all amaze me but after what i've seen, this doesn't seem that bad. I will start going to therapy or at least talk to my parents about it

1.5k notes: I'll work on my ao3 draft and try to upload it this week

2k notes: nuh uh uhhhh. i'll go swimming or do something fun outside.

2.5k notes: shooting for the stars with this one: i'll eat more than one meal a day.

3k notes: i'll start journaling? I heard it's good for you. i'll do a book blog where I blog about books i'm reading <333

3.5k notes: again--nuh uh uhhhhh. i'll stop pulling my hair out

4k+ notes: IMPOSSIBLE BRO. i'll try to start opening up and venting to my friends and moots when I need to. i'll try to remind myself that I do have people to talk to. :)

also thank you guys soooo much for the last one getting that many notes I was so shocked and very happy. I at least attempted to accomplish each of those and I hope y'all are proud of me.

Green -- accomplished

Pink -- started

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

If this reaches 1 note, I will draw a frog.

If this reaches 10 notes, I will draw a bigger frog.

You can figure out the math from there

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Some frogs for your efforts

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

[puppy-linux-official]

Bigger

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Gonna have to reach 1,000 for the next frog friendo

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

We're not gonna reach 10,000 at this rate

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

219 until next frog

[traaansfem]

:3

[blakesreefium]

more. frogs. now

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

122 until next frog

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

The mighty building frog could scream out at any second, ending the lives of millions.

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Reach 10k for next frog

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

If we reach 100 million notes (which we won't), I'll reveal who I'm the alt account of.

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Shame, we won't even reach 10k it seems.

Next frog shall remain a mystery.

[thearkavist]

NOOOOO I AWAIT FROGAGEDDON

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Unless this post gets crazy popular again, whether by another blaze or getting noticed by the Tumblr gods, your Frogageddon shalt not pass and my hands shall remain away from the art table

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Big frog lurks in the oceans

Reach 100k for next frog.

[flippenup]

@walmart-the-official use your powers for good!

[kwacpe]

@walmart-the-official have you seen this one?

it has cute frogs

[natthaj]

Natthaj wants more frog

[the-gulhaj]

Frogs are nice

[the-rodhaj]

i agree. im gonna make a frog robot

lemme guess, add it to the low priority part of the to do list? with th 1500 other projects

yes. also its 1563. frog robot accounted for

[theveryevilblog]

fun fact: 0 people will see this post as I am not tagging it

[the-smolhaj]

will they?

[the-gulhaj]

*Evacuation alarm!*

Everyhaj! This is not a drill. A blahajverse ending level treat has emerged! Everyone is advice to seek immediate shelter. If your own shelter dosent exists, @the-hajhaj shelter is avaliable for use.

Grab only your most important belongings, and evacuate now!

@the-turkoshaj @blodhaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-valhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-rodbrunhaj @the-rodhaj @the-demonhaj @demonhaj @the-smahaj @the-rosahaj @regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj and blodhaj plz tag the rest.

[blodhaj]

EMERGENCY!🚨

> dozens of small mouths appear near every hajar

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj / the-farhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@hajtale / the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

[the-fuchsiahaj]

OH MY HAJ IM RUNNING TO THE HAJ SHELTER NOWWWWWWWW

[the-smolhaj]

welcome!! we're setting up sleeping areas and food and stuff like that, i haven't been here long but i think gulhaj knows more :)

[the-gulhaj]

*Evacuation alarm!*

Everyhaj! This is not a drill. A blahajverse ending level treat has emerged! Everyone is advice to seek immediate shelter. If your own shelter dosent exists, @the-hajhaj shelter is avaliable for use.

Grab only your most important belongings, and evacuate now!

@the-turkoshaj @blodhaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-valhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-rodbrunhaj @the-rodhaj @the-demonhaj @demonhaj @the-smahaj @the-rosahaj @regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj and blodhaj plz tag the rest.

[the-smahaj]

AAAAAAAAH D:

Gul what's going on??? That's the first time I've heard this alarm and we've seen so many gods before, I'm scared of what's coming

I'm going to @the-hajhaj's shelter and grabbing anyone I find on the way there

[the-hajhaj]

Primordial cuttlefish. Avryl is currently talking to it.

Also, welcome!

[the-smahaj]

Those are not words I was expecting to hear in that order but alright ;-;

Hiiii :D glad to be sheltered from a world ending threat with you

[the-gulhaj]

Glad you are here smahaj! I'm preparing a sleeping area, wanna help?

[the-smahaj]

Aye! Let's do this >:3

Everyone is gonna sleep incredibly well in this area, or my name isn't Sma!

[the-gulhaj]

That's the spirit!

I think everyone would really appricate having a small space to themselves. I have a bunch of blankets and pillows.

[the-smahaj]

Aren't we all kinda pillows

[the-gulhaj]

And?

[the-smolhaj]

HI GUYS SORRY IM LATE

I brought some blankets and snacks if it helps!!

[lemonade-offical]

3k notes on this post and @satan-offical has to go bald.

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical @gaster-wd @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @evilducks-offical @the-queen-of-geese @red-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @ant-offical @ancom-offical @autism-offical @strawberry-milk-offical @scp-threats-is-back @knight-official @ao3-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @homosexuality-offical @wikipedia-the-non-official @helpmemiku @pukicho @plague-doctor--offical @mlm-god-offical @mother-anarchy-offical @france-offical @t-u-m-b-l-r-offical @force-delt-official @lime-offical @lemon-offical @limeade-offical @zest-offical @cia-offical @britain-offical @no-one-offical @gaysexonthefloor @hate-offical @love-offical @angst-official

Tag whoever you want.

[the-gulhaj]

If anyone would send me a hug in the mail I would greatly appreciate it.

Or yk

Stop by for a chat, now and then

[the-smolhaj]

sending virtual hugs!! 🫂

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[the-real-gmail]

Sometimes everyone in the gimmickverse decides to reblog one post and literally I can’t see anything other than that post

[france-the-third]

Wait now I’m seeing this outside of the gimmickverse

[offiiciallybavaria]

Lemme just.

[france-the-third]

wait no

[totally-china]

why would you do this to everyone France

[france-the-third]

Why me?? Bavaria queued this about a billion times 😭

[totally-china]

and I’m about to queue it a bajilion times :D

[france-the-third]

WHAT NO

[totally-china]

heheheh I already did it you can’t stop me

[france-the-third]

… Bad China ToT

[totally-china]

Just for that I’m adding 20 more to my queue

[non-tyrannical-usa]

hello everyone seeing this post I hope you’re ready to see it several times more

[bees-official]

Bro you’ve been dragging this post’s decaying corpse for almost a full year at this point

[non-tyrannical-usa]

keep talking I’ll make it two

[skelpiescool]

do not.

[communist-usa-real3]

hey pookie please do <33 @non-tyrannical-usa

[skelpiescool]

do not

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

:)

[the-smolhaj]

oh god it got to the blahajverse

i'm gonna be seeing this one a lot...

[the-blahaj]

fun shark facts

jk rowling is a little crybaby bitch

[f3rnflower]

ADDITIONAL SHARK FACT

JK Rowling is composed of meat, and therefore can theoretically feed a number of small sharks…

[the-smolhaj]

as a small shark i support this message

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Zebra Shark (baby)

Stegostoma tigrinum

[the-smolhaj]

fellow smol shark. amazing

[the-blahaj]

fun shark facts

jk rowling is a little crybaby bitch

[f3rnflower]

ADDITIONAL SHARK FACT

JK Rowling is composed of meat, and therefore can theoretically feed a number of small sharks…

[the-smolhaj]

as a small shark i support this message

[candyrain-collective]

check it

Dissociative Resources Website

yeah...thats right bay bee!!! i'm restarting the plurality-resources website, except this time im renaming it to dissociative-resources because it more accurately describes the content of the website imo.

for those who haven't been introduced before - dissociative-resources is a website i made to give information on - well, dissociation and complex dissociative disorders! im hoping to add more content to the site as time goes on.

if you're interested in being a collaborator or a guest writer, hit me up! im always looking for more to put up on the site, whether it's research-based content or community-based content.

hope this helps someone out there.

[comrade-void-reblogs]

@blodhaj Since you have the mantle of tags now. I think this is useful.

[surelysomethingunrelatedtoblood]

I

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj / the-farhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@hajtale / the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

[surelysomethingunrelatedtoblood]

Summon

@the-butterhaj

@the-invertedhaj

@the-rymdenhaj

@the-norsehaj

@spikeplushiehaj

@the-aftonsparv

@larryhaj

@regnbagshaj

@blodhaj

@the-tech-priesthaj

@the-mimehaj

@the-smolhaj

@the-failed-ones

@mintblue-haj

@woke-elvis

@the-kirbhaj

@jesterhaj

@tankhaj

@brithaj

@dm-haj

@gronkrux

@kortfattadhaj

@cardboard-haj

@the-dovehaj

@the-grahaj

@spelutvecklare-haj

@halvgudhaj

@somnighaj

@the-anglahaj

@the-eldritch-skrackkvinnahaj

@the-turkossmahaj

@the-screenwriting-haj

@the-rutighaj

@the-rosahaj

@the-dinohaj

@starz-rambles

@the-purpursparv

@waxpot-subsys

@sleepyhaj

@the-smattsparv

@the-robohaj

@the-clownhaj

@the-actual-ocean

@the-blahaj

@teto-haj

@the-brathaj

@redhoodhaj

@unregistered-haj

@blahaj-elvis

@jester-presley

[tlakative-deactivated20251024]

smiles serenely

The worms writhe so vitally under your skin, you should consider yourself lucky.

[tlakative-deactivated20251024]

Bugs on my post, the post that I host, attempting to curse me, conversing covertly, I will however, live forever, they're not gonna get me, I hide in my safety, this can never blow up, the notes will stay stuck

[the-aftonsparv]

@regnbagshaj @blodhaj can you blahaj blast ‘em

[tlakative-deactivated20251024]

that only works in movies

[the-aftonsparv]

nahhh. once they wake up and get on tumblr you better prepare oh also @blaxolt do somethin

[blaxolt]

oooh you do not wanna see the ancient note summoning rituals i will do

[tlakative-deactivated20251024]

I'm not afraid of you, I'll be a 0-3 forever, I'm safe and happy, there is no magic powerful enough to pierce my aura of stink lines

[blaxolt]

@curse-of-10k

[a3naei-deactivated20251018]

@thedeadskincellsonyourpillow

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

@imdacreature @angelik-mori @skelpiescool @spaghettihell  @starshine331 @american-catboy @afriendofblahaj @ilovewomen--8 @groggle @unfortunatelyshortpeasent @punk-rat-king @ill-steal-your-tea @frostfae-thesoulcrow @lostshulkerbox @chaos-triangle @sirwolfofdrolf  @noelleaxolotl @randomartistontheinternet @saltywastelandjase  @urfavlieyemede @lyninabin @underwhelmedandoverstimulated @thesillytransgirlnova @punksters-other-blog @nineturtlestrenchcoat @youtry2replaceurself @cosmo-autistic-version 

[tlakative-deactivated20251024]

nonononono you're not doing it, it's not gonna happen, this post caps out at like 150 notes max

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

:)

[the-smolhaj]

well I don't have the haj list but you HAVE been found.

be warned.