Spooky Scary Skelewizards

Home of the Undead Wizard Council

[the-undead-wizard-council]

HELLO TO ALL THE UNDEAD!

I, Apples the Opalescent, Skeleton Artificer and Lich of the Orchard, am forming a wizard council meant for undead wizards and necromancers!

Our goals will be the advancement of all the undead and all things spooky!

IMPORTANT: As this is a council of the undead, we may discuss themes of suicide and self harm, or at the very least willing death. I will try to tag these posts "tw suicide", so please filter if you need to.

IN ADDITION: In order to make this council welcoming, please do not include elements of nonconsensual elements/rape in these scenarios.

Feel free to apply via the askbox if you wish to join. If you are not undead already, the means will be provided for you. Please include a Name and Wizard Pronouns

Doot doot!

[Profile Picture ID: a doodle of a grinning skull in a wizard hat/end ID]

Members thus far:

Apples the Opalescent (they/she) My main: @opalescent-apples

Duskwalker Patt Born-Again (she/her) @skeleton-wizard-greyhound

Faye (she/them) @f4y3w00d5

Precarious Wizardry (she/her) @precariouswizardry

Emerson (He/They) @arsenic-alex

Boner the Skelewizard (any skeleton neos) @boner-the-skelewizard

David Smith the Diabolical (any pronouns) @davidsmith9582

Amadeus the Sordid (they/them) @pitbull-agape

Skull (they/them) @the-discerning-skull

Carlisle Bighuge, Replicant Wizard (they/her) @replicant-wizard

Puck Sprout (all unless stated otherwise) @softandwigglybones

Wizard Ghost (any/all) @wizard-ghost

[evilwizard]

keep your head up, fellow wizard! it’s incantation, not incanttation!

[evilwizard]

wait

[evilwizard]

hold on

[evilwizard]

wait

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[precariouswizardry]

what...

[the-undead-wizard-council]

They're cool people trust me. You're gonna love them.

[the-undead-wizard-council]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, NECROMANCERS! IT IS TIME TO START THE RITUAL!

[whimsy-flags]

Some pride edits of the Mage emoji!

Nonbinary | Intersex | Genderqueer

Pan | Trans | Bi

Enjoy!

[anexperimentallife]

[gardenergremlin]

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

[burning-cathedrals-deactivated2]

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

[mwagneto]

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

[the-undead-wizard-council]

You don't want to use our buddy system? <|:c

[morggo]

indoor//outdoor

ink, pen, and gouache on hot press paper, 8x8"

prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/indooroutdoor/

support my work by sending me a tip!: https://ko-fi.com/mxmorgan

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[the-undead-wizard-council]

Unlimited breadsticks in the tower break room for all the wizard couples and their skeleton thirds

[the-undead-wizard-council]

Wizard....

Wizard!!!

[rednines]

[thestrangeforest]

Never remember. Ink pens on A3.

[blackvalor666]

Dripping. 8x10inch ink/paint pen.

[theskullofjudgement]

WHY IS BONEHEAD AN INSULT IT IS JUST OBJECTIVELY TRUE FOR ALL VERTEBRATES

[silliestcolressfan]

affirmations for people with multiple blogs:

☆ i am on the right blog

☆ i wont accidentally post on the wrong blog

☆ i can get my blogs right

☆ i have a normal amount of side blogs

☆ this isnt going on the wrong blog

[ominous-signs]

Additional affirmations:

☆ No one ever saw me post a wrong post

☆ No one will immediately go to reblog that wrong post (if it were to even happen)

☆ I know what I am doing

☆ I know all the buttons I click

☆ I know which side blog I am currently on

[theoneandonlyech]

@unyieldingsilence

[unyieldingsilence]

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[rosieandthemoon]

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[caemidraws]

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[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

If you don’t have a back up body you should start growing it now, not after you’ve already died 🙄

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Necromancy is illegal, but isekai & transmigration are fine under the Interworld Exchange Treaty of 1865

[the-undead-wizard-council]

Don't listen to people who dull your sparkle.