my soul is in the sky

21 • Slytherin • let me write you into eternity • tired eyes are part of my vibe • tea is life • messyserendipity.wordpress.com

[wellbutrinboy]

if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch

[recommend]

50 Disney Memes That Will Make Your Day

[writing-prompt-s]

As people age and near death, they experience time more quickly. Sixty- or seventy-year-olds often get two or three subjective minutes per standard minute. A few days after your 25th birthday, you find yourself experiencing so much time that the world seems to have frozen.

[sadbonez]

i didn’t read the url and i began to panic

[orriculum]

can i get uh……..McDeath™

[fayzaundevon]

is that that one play by Shakespeare

[orriculum]

yeah

[writing-prompt-s]

You can bring dead people to live again, but for every person you bring back, you have to sacrifice one body part

[feynites]

Me: *plucks out another hair*

Sadistic Genie: Okay I know that technically counts but I really feel you’re not getting into the spirit of-

Me: *ceremonially sacrifices hair, very seriously*

Sadistic Genie: Like one time, just once, couldn’t it be a toe or a finger or something?

Me: Oh like how you so graciously go by what people ‘mean’ and not exactly how they’ve phrased things?

Sadistic Genie: …

Me: …

Sadistic Genie: …sometimes I-

Me: Just resurrect them already.

[blackaquokat]

@forcesensitiveaurawielder Loophooooooole!!!!!

[sweetiepie08]

Most dust is just dead skin cells, so in theory you could resurrect someone by emptying your vacuum.

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

Genie:

me: one ressurection per skin cell counts dude, it´s my body part

Genie:

[gay-mychemicalromance-disaster]

fuckin dandruff could get you a whole graveyard

[i-dont-fuckin-know-anymore-deac]

Nail clippings? Do they count, or do you have to rip off the whole nail?

[underscorespider]

…would bodily fluids like spit count? They technically are a part of my body

[necromaria]

[is-that-a-threat-shadowsinger]

“I think it’s the books that you read when you’re young that live with you forever.”

— J.K. Rowling (via incandence)

[debbie-sketch]

Cozy days. Room Commission

[deuxarabesques]

my absolute favourite poem

[blvnk-art]

“He saw them quite clearly in the sitting room, the tall, black-haired man in his glasses, making puffs of coloured smoke erupt from his wand for the amusement of the small black-haired boy in his blue pyjamas. The boy was laughing and trying to catch the smoke, to grab it in his small fist…” Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows.

Because of what happens next, I think it’s totally fine to stop right here.

[acadjonne]

Hey @bassicallyelora I made you a meme

Template was made by spacey_mars on twitter

[steveogers]

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

[satorugojjo]

also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!

[fihli]

and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

[strangehorse]

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 

[studyandlush]

stating something reblog if you agree

[watermellens]

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

[brain3at3r]

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

[cosyhowell-deactivated20180822]

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

[throwlamp]

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

[charlieism]

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

[honey-stick]

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

[popcorn-fox]

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

[thegreenpea]

AnD DOnt FoRGEt ThAT YOu CaN UsE RAndOM CaPITaliSaTIOn to IMplY SaCASm

[mewcrozma]

I feel fucking called out

[gamergeeker]

Anddontforgetrunningallyourwordstogetherintoonelongsentence

[palmpetals]

somebody i can kiss

[showerthoughtspost]

Leaving your house 1 minute earlier or 1 minute later could drastically change your future

[aidashakur]

I think some of us were born to give more love than we will ever see in return

[fiddlesolo]

vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this

[1953swan]

hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people

[bellas-orange-jansport-deactiva]

charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead

[moonlight-suggest]

maybe we can kiss under the moonlight?

[oklaski]

i want to sleep in your hoodie and in your bed