finally getting brave enough to use this blog. hopefully will keep using it i make 0 promises though
anyway. BEHOLD. my winston headcanon designs
more extensive thoughts/headcanons and doodles belowww
i know a lot of people dont agree but as far as im concerned, shes always been a skelecog. she was built specifically for COGS inc pretty much as is
besides the radio head. that happened later, but still before they made moves into toontown. yes hes been a part of the company that long
has actual radio functions built into them. the intent is for him to be able to tap into existing radio broadcasts as a literal live advertisement. insidious!
i dont have many thoughts on this design because this is borderline "canon" winston. besides the eyelashes. which they should give him canonically.
no i havent figured out what the dagger is logically. its just a part of her ok
i guess i could talk about personality headcanons but i wont. yet. i need some content for other posts if i want to keep this blog alive
winston is in the dungeon for a LOOOONG time. im talking over 5 years baby. id make her more visually fucked up but i dont want to make details mcgee more complex to draw
if i was powerful id make more of her visually broken and those joint problems external in some way. thats for someone else to do though
several of her other not visible functions are long broken; plenty of her internal systems have long gone non-functional, including her radar, propellor, and ability to access some of her internal databanks (ie: memory)
her balance, visual and audio processors (sight/hearing) and control of her limbs fail occasionally too. her voicebox is broken (we know this) but it hasnt entirely failed.
system errors are effectively like an abscence seizure. BSOD for robots, basically
if im being realistic the whole glitching through walls shouldnt exist with how seriously im taking him. but it does anyway because i like fun
WHEELCHAIR WINSTON
this idea has lived rent free in my head for years its about time i got round to this
anyway while shes in the dungeon they do just effectively get fired on paper after a while; so when they show their face back up for real, he does just get fired officially for reals
he ends up finding refuge with old friends; william and alton. im not getting into my awesome dynamics with them here but they were close before the dungeon happened
he gets semi-patched up by will, whos learned some level of self maintenance thanks to his horrible leaky suit. will isn't familiar with skelecog maintenance though, so he could only fix some of his simpler problems
besides the external patch-ups, shes managed to get some simpler system fixes from him, enough to at least help with the frequent system errors and the glitching problems. theyre both still present, but not as severe.
everything else is still a problem though. in fact, some of them have gotten worse, particularly with his arms and legs. theyre prone to fail on a moments notice, and she tends not to go far without some sort of mobility device after a while.
IN SUPER DENIAL ABOUT BEING FIRED. he takes up a bunch of hobbies to keep himself busy now they dont have a job and makes herself a scarf in bootleg sellbot colours so they can pretend. they have to go through an arc before getting over that sorry.
can you tell this is the thing ive put the most thought into
okayyyyy thanks everyone who actually read alla that biiiiieeeeee
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