Gods Favorite Little Creature

Colton//28//they/them

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[medievaljournalist]

this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

[cryptotheism]

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[anphivenas]

Im in gnome city rn going gnome skydiving and i low key think the parachutes are too small for me lol but i should be okay

[anphivenas]

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[barrebabyofthescrewedupclick]

[jame7t]

the final post on tumblr will be from one hapless gimmick blog, offering fruit to an empty and forgotten world! ❤️

[i-offer-you-the-fruit-of-ruin]

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[mrsterlingeverything]

[pointnclick]

the minecraft brothers

[paper-mario-wiki]

adam and steve

[dogpuppy]

[tonyzaret]

Dating as a Male Toon is very difficult if you are not attracted to yourself but with large Eyelashes

[izzetheking]

So you don't care about leafs/berrys no more?... Lol..

ok when did i say that

[babushkaat]

garbonzo

[spookyweaselbones]

[slimepupqy]

is this anything