The Anivia Godess

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[theaniviagodess]

The only thing that could make me return here is Decision 2024. Mop has been in charge for too long.

[christopher575]

[7000spidersinatrenchcoat]

[bonersniper]

This man should just own and operate escape rooms

[overlyactivepingpongball]

[synebluetoo]

If this guy ever gets raided by the cops the cops will just quit

[reverie612]

If fear was a song

[dalmascandwarf]

This is what plays when you’re being chased through a haunted house by a clown

[mintinolalt]

Sprigatito

[mossworm]

I tried the AI pokemon generator ONCE and it made me this. it’s scrumph

[toonomon]

He’s on his way to a job interview and he’s very nervous.

[theaniviagodess]

Hired

[seaalgae]

normal brain: playing pokemon B/W as a nuzlocke or efficient playthrough proves N right because you turned your pokemon into tools for your own personal gain

galaxy brain: playing pokemon X/Y without using mega evolution proves Lysandre right, because you are presented with a scarcity scenario with the mega ring and you use your strength to selfishly decide that nobody should have or use one

universe brain: Resetting pokemon D/P/Pt proves Cyrus right because you have full control over the game’s universe and can freely remake it in your image on a whim.

[rivalseren]

[archanonhiru]

Nothing proves Archie and Maxie right because they are morons.

[nakitengoku]

[ampervadasz]

Someone hacked the tornado siren… (Unmute !)

[roskvawinther]

the image in my head of a tornado ripping a house apart while this plays is phenomenal

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[escapekit]

Passport Photo Series London-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine glasses along their arms, taped to a wall, or even on fire.

[kringeshame]

[all-hail-mono-onion]

the photographer hero we didn’t know we needed

[depresseddeadpoetinactive-deact]

This is the funniest thing ever

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

[cozy2000]

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

[baboon-87]

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

[irenrose]

people have muscles behind their head that have the sole purpose to move the ears and it is complete evolutionary luck at this point if they work or not

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh I HATE this

you mean to tell me I’ve got an entire goddamn muscle group just sitting there FREELOADING???

[delphinidin4]

I can’t wiggle my ears, but I CAN do that thing when you flex a muscle inside your ear and you can HEAR it flexing, like a rumbling sound. Looked it up, and apparently it’s the “tensor tympani”. muscle! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tensor_tympani_muscle#Voluntary_control I always kind of figured it was the muscle partially closing the ear canal, but apparently tensing your muscles makes a noise that’s 10-70 Hz!

[ether-chosen]

Okay the fact we had this implies there was a PURPOSE to.having it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

to reach our final evolutionary form of course!

[maj0rmin3r1]

Gaud you are a coward for hiding this in the tags

[spookymanners]

Gaud were you going to tell anyone that that’s the wikipedia mascot

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

;)

[anagramofbrat]

This was a RIDE.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

her name is

Catgirl Wikipe-tan

[xenon-noble]

So I looked this up and you left out the best part. She isn’t just an anime girl wikipedia mascot, she is one of three anime girl wikipedia mascots. the other two are named Quote-tan and Commons-tan. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually the best part is how there’s apparently a Wikipe-tan visual novel app available free online, and the fact that Wikipe-tan features prominently in the illustrations on the wikipedia page for ‘visual novel’

oh and here are Quote-tan and Commons-tan, standing next to one of Wikipedia’s co-founders

y-eah.

[jcogitae-blog]

These are my three girlfriends. And yeah… They all cite their sources

[cirrates]

monopoly mermaid monday

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this should be required viewing in every economics class

[dajo42]

a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can brawl to the death in green hill zone and funnily enough i dont turn off the magic floating ball that lets them do the biggest silly bullshit. im playing this game in the kitchen

[dajo42]

“you play with ITEMS???” like YES its literally the silliest game possible by design, if i wasnt supposed to play as isabelle and spend the entire time assembling a giant gun to blast bowser off the side of palutena’s temple it wouldn’t be a fucking option

[dajo42]

just for the record this post is no longer accurate. shes my sister now :)

[andhumanslovedstories]

A real rough one for Scurvy

[andhumanslovedstories]

Here’s an evening update to prove she is beautiful

[destielementary-my-dear-watson]

[cheddar-baby]

[geeksotospeak-inactive-deactiva]

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