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The following blog is a mixture of profanity, sarcasm, and cute baby animals

[anxietyproblem]

[4ambored]

[youlovetoseeit]

[blindedjanus-deactivated2023122]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[thestateonmtv]

so much of late 2000s music was like “we falling in love... in this club... we’re all family... in this club.... we’re having the time of our lives... in this club” like wtf we gotta get back to the club !!!

[gahdamnpunk]

That’s a member of the Academy who votes and is meant to know shit about movies for you

[psych2go]

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I’m printing this effing list.

[transpoettryinghisbest]

Helena: Lo, she is one of this confederacy!

Now I perceive they have conjoined all three

To fashion this false sport, in spite of me.—

Injurious Hermia! Most ungrateful maid!

Have you conspired, have you with these contrived

To bait me with this foul derision?

Is all the counsel that we two have shared,

The sisters’ vows, the hours that we have spent

When we have chid the hasty-footed time

For parting us—oh, is it all forgot?

All schooldays’ friendship, childhood innocence?

We, Hermia, like two artificial gods,

Have with our needles created both one flower,

Both on one sampler, sitting on one cushion,

Both warbling of one song, both in one key,

As if our hands, our sides, voices, and minds,

Had been incorporate. So we grew together,

Like to a double cherry—seeming parted

But yet an union in partition—

Two lovely berries molded on one stem;

[solarpunkopossum]

Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.

[williamblakesapprentice]

Like the amount of sense that this makes and the depth of it are too powerful and cryptic. The fact that this wisdom can exist in such a stable form….it astounds me.

[blairwitchh]

the blair witch isn’t mean, like imagine a group of film majors showing up to ur house with a camera and screaming at u

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to buy a car today

[shiftythrifting]

you know what time it is babey!!!

[goblinating]

When my vampire boyfriend is over and I’ve had enough of him

[outofcontextanimash]

[austimpowers]

[cabybapa]

[herbandgraffiti]

[depsidase]

[kylos]

Jenna Marbles messes around with face prosthetics

[alexfromthecasino]

She look like the grinch’s younger female cousin who lives in the suburbs instead of on a mountain but still definitely hates whos and Christmas and has an aesthetically pleasing Instagram

[mikachu1122]

The Binch!!!!