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Welcome to my thoughts. I'm not sorry.

[ksan-nooo]

My sister wears wigs and extensions. Her general response to such questions are “Yes. It is my hair.” It is her “real hair”. It is real hair that belongs to her. Also, you do gotta wash and take care of ‘em. Your hair looks beautiful, Wanda.

[theapplejaxmachine]

Finally doing a drawing challenge that I created and imposed on myself last year and never did.

Mid-sketch of a cartoon lesbian bunny/chicken couple.

This is stupid, funny, and I love this shit.

[theapplejaxmachine]

A concept that has been floating in my mind and have never been actually able to fully write out:

Lex has Kon (and Match) legally declared their chronological ages, so instead of being treated by him and the government as instant 16 year olds, instead they are treated as 2-4 year-olds who developed faster than usual.

Kon would be pissed because now CPS and maybe the Secret Service (President Luthor arc) won’t leave him alone. He can’t do anything legally without Lex’s (or in my Supercorp world Lena) signing off on it. After he had Kon’s grooming exes taken to court and their names obliterated online, he can’t flirt with anyone anymore.

Lex is not sorry. He would do it again.

[theapplejaxmachine]

It was also clear that there was this certain expression of surprise on Judy’s face when Nick confesses how much she means to him. As if she never consciously realized that Nick held her in such regard so highly.

Could that be the catalyst for “something” between them going into the 3rd movie? Especially with Judy in that post credits scene?

I’d like for that to be the case.

Judy spent the whole film projecting her emotions on Nick. That is until she came to the realization and thus, “oh, we’re different.”

Everyone has doubted them their whole life, and so Judy believed they both shared the priority of proving them wrong. They were the underdogs, so when Nick says, it’s not worth dying over, Judy has to pause. This is her everything and she thought it was his everything. The whole world doubted them, so it means the world to prove them wrong. Judy’s drive comes from a place of self deprecation. She can’t do it, so if she just tries harder and works harder, maybe she can do something to prove to them and herself she can.

Then Nick just believes in her? He joined her not because they were fellow underdogs, but she is someone who did it and is proving everyone wrong and wanted to along for the ride. He is mirroring her belief in him in the first movie, but Judy didn’t believe anyone could believe in her.

I do want WildeHopps, but I am glad we got what we got. It is definitely a step in the right direction. A film of two people coming to understand each other is the ground work we need.

I’d say the little we got was them testing the waters. If my local theater is any indication, we’re eating it up. Hopefully they just full send next time. It is my hope.

[theapplejaxmachine]

Zootopia 2 spoilers below. Watch the movie, guys!

Just watched Zootopia 2, and can I just say I actually loved the miscommunication?

Judy says, “We’re different.” And she says it with a realization that oh, our fundamental views are different or oh, I thought we were on the same page. Judy realized she had been bulldozing Nick and dragged him along to a place where they are being hunted. And, Nick is then caught because of her.

What Nick hears and reiterates to Nibbles is “We’re too different,” because of course they’re different. Everyone can see that and that has been pointed out again and again to Nick. A fox and a bunny, who was he kidding. He sees the only reason Judy would point it out is if it is too much. He is too much. That is what always happened.

Judy is taking the first step to understanding Nick while Nick thinks it’s over, and that just proves Judy’s statement even more.

That’s not even getting into Nick’s “this is not worth dying over” that started the whole miscommunication. Judy is willing to die for justice and Nick is not willing to let that happen. (Also Judy not seeing the “I don’t want YOU to die.”)

I also love that as soon as they see each other again, they clear the air. They share everything and place all the cards on the table because they want to understand each other, and they do.

It’s really sweet and a natural way to do miscommunication. Nick’s own insecurity misinterpreted Judy’s words. It is refreshing to see.

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Anyways, 10/10, would recommend. I got live commentary with a group of horny shippers behind me that really enhanced the experience.

[theapplejaxmachine]

Have we put our two cents on: In James Gunn’s DCU, are harems common on Krypton or are Jor and Lara just a bunch of freaks?

Depending on your answer, I might switch which Kryptonian’s harem I’m pining for.

[theapplejaxmachine]

If it's alright with you that fatui dating sim idea I'm going to try to make probably as soon as miliastra releases. Crediting you ofc, I wouldn't have thought of it on my own for a long time if ever (if hoyo let me I would put the entire screen cap with your post about it as the hey here's where I got the idea description for the game but I don't think they're gonna allow images lol).

100% do it. I will eat that shit up.

[theapplejaxmachine]

I have put too much thought into this not to share it, and none of my friends play Genshin anymore and my siblings think I’m crazy.

So, Hoyo is coming out with Miliastra Wonderland, and I’ve been seeing people talking about what type of games they are going to create. To be honest, I haven’t given the game itself much thought. I don’t have the will to start a new game that has the potential to control my life, but in the fun of it, I came up with a concept, and I don’t know if it would be possible for the system or even plan to make it.

I seen people take about a Genshin dating sim, but I raise you one better. A Fatui Enemy Genshin Dating Sim.

My concept is simple. You are a member of the Fatui fresh off recruitment. Maybe you joined as a double agent and your future romance can cause a dilemma down the road for your mission. Maybe you simply need to better provide for your family and an ultimatum might be in your future. Maybe you joined because you believe in the Fatui’s mission and are very eager to climb the ranks. Who knows either way, you have made your way into the organization of the Archon of Love, and love will be in your future.

By enemies, I mean the ones the Traveller would fight on a day to day basis. They have cool designs and great power, but your average enemy lacks story that a wonderful creator can fill in.

A Fatui Pyro Agent who is gruff and cold hunting his bounties but sweet only with you.

Your trainer, a Thunderblitz Gvardiya, and you having a “forbidden” romance behind closed doors.

A clumsy and sweet Electro Cicin Mage holding your hand or a cold and stern Cryo Cicin Mage leaning in for warmth.

I feel like I’d be witch trialed if I didn’t mention the Mirror Maiden… Mommy.

Hailstorm Cannoneer and Fireblade Shock Trooper… Daddy.

The possibilities are endless.

Btw, this is my shitty concept/title art.

[theapplejaxmachine]

Kpop Demon Hunters is freaking to be in theaters the one weekend I have freaking plans with my freaking family who hates everything I love and won’t watch it with me.

I’m going to cry.

I’m going to die.

[theapplejaxmachine]

I saw Superman, and I have to say something.

Slight Spoilers

The only thing wrong with a secret harem is the secret part.

SIGN ME UP!

GIVE ME THE APPLICATION!!

You telling me no woman were like, “hear me out” because Superman is not a hear me out. He is sunshine in the form of a gentlemen. If y’all don’t want to be in his harem, make fucking room.

[dontcometorichmond]

Shut up and look at Superbunny

[theapplejaxmachine]

I need to know where to find Superbunny right now. My sanity hangs in balance.

[theapplejaxmachine]

A very important thought, because a while ago someone sent me a dumb video about it.

I pull out my eyelashes, but I do not rip or pluck my eyelashes. If I blink and it feels weird, I will grab a fingertip's length of my eyelashes and run my fingers up/down the lashes. The only eyelashes that come out are ones that are already loose.

I do not have bald eyes nor do I intend to. I pull far more gently than I’ve seen people clean their make up off their eyes.

I have not gotten an eyelash in my eyelashes since, my hands are very much clean, and I will continue doing so.

Good day.

[theapplejaxmachine]

I love the concept of Brucie Wayne and Batman being ex’s. I want Brucie be like out for blood and over the top.

Reporter: Brucie Wayne, what do you think of the Batman and the allegations that you’re connected to him?

Brucie: Alright, actually- No. Okay. Batman is a fucking bitch. I confide in someone I thought I could trust about how I have a very real phobia of bats, and after we break up, guess who shows up dressed as a giant ass bat in my city.

Reporter: So, are you saying you know who the Batman is?

Brucie: I wish I did. The fucker gave me a fake name and acts like I’m the asshole. I can tell you his name isn’t fucking Brian. On that note actually, I’d like to know the minute GCPD have a name because the minute I find out I am suing his ass.

[is-a-b3llaaah]

Half Gotham respects Bats for it because eat the rich, and the other half despises him for it because What the Fuck not that one, he gives his money out like fucking candy at least let me get money from him first.

[theapplejaxmachine]

I don’t know if y’all are doing the anthology thing, but Xianyun trying to kidnap-adopt Razor has me dead.

[theapplejaxmachine]

Apathetic immortals who isolate themselves and distance themselves from mortal folk. Out.

Depressed immortals who mourn their existence for enduring last past any loved one. Out.

In. A social immortal who will not shut up about all their friends who have long since passed, who will learn everything and every talent from every person possible to show off to later generations, and their house is a growing collection memorabilia. They love people and the value their immortality as it means they can walk to the ends of the Earth learning, loving, and caring and bring every soul that ever crossed their path along with them.

Yes, being immortal can be sad at times, but what is the point of life if you’re afraid of living and loving?

[theapplejaxmachine]

I forgot the thought that made me write this out to begin with.

I want an immortal that will be ready to fist fight historians over the stories of their friends.

[theapplejaxmachine]

Apathetic immortals who isolate themselves and distance themselves from mortal folk. Out.

Depressed immortals who mourn their existence for enduring last past any loved one. Out.

In. A social immortal who will not shut up about all their friends who have long since passed, who will learn everything and every talent from every person possible to show off to later generations, and their house is a growing collection memorabilia. They love people and the value their immortality as it means they can walk to the ends of the Earth learning, loving, and caring and bring every soul that ever crossed their path along with them.

Yes, being immortal can be sad at times, but what is the point of life if you’re afraid of living and loving?

[theapplejaxmachine]

I love the concept of Brucie Wayne and Batman being ex’s. I want Brucie be like out for blood and over the top.

Reporter: Brucie Wayne, what do you think of the Batman and the allegations that you’re connected to him?

Brucie: Alright, actually- No. Okay. Batman is a fucking bitch. I confide in someone I thought I could trust about how I have a very real phobia of bats, and after we break up, guess who shows up dressed as a giant ass bat in my city.

Reporter: So, are you saying you know who the Batman is?

Brucie: I wish I did. The fucker gave me a fake name and acts like I’m the asshole. I can tell you his name isn’t fucking Brian. On that note actually, I’d like to know the minute GCPD have a name because the minute I find out I am suing his ass.