The Asterian Author

Welcome to my blog, where all things writing will be associated. Sit down, relax, and drink some tea as you spend your time here.

[thebattleblog]

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

[pistachi0corner]

Great!

[theasterianauthor]

Also, let it be known I have completely restructured the entire story and I’ve added several different things to make the flow and pacing feel better. That is always fun. Maybe eventually when I manage to get close to accomplishing my goals (If that will ever become a thing) I will post a rough guide to the workings of magic for this universe.

[theasterianauthor]

Don’t you just love when you work on a story and your brain decides, “No, we aren’t going to work on anything relevant. Instead we are going to spend days on an irrelevant topic such as the workings of the Zezinan Navy, something that has literally no bearing on anything whatsoever. Better yet, lets create 20 different what ifs for tHe SaME ScEnAriO.”

[theasterianauthor]

I just now noticed that I'm re logging stuff on here that I meant to reblog onto my main. Oops...

[theasterianauthor]

Akira: You need a hobby

Akechi: I have a hobby

Akira: Murdering people isn't a hobby.

[skye-century]

Goro Akechi just wants a little paper that has a golden star, a smiley face and it says good job

[thewritershandbook]

© (c ) copyright 1990-2011 Rebecca Sinclair

See the original HERE

[joker-arewethereyet]

[yusuke-inari]

So it’s almost 4am, and I may have spent more hours than I care to admit playing P5, and I know I really should sleep but I really want to keep playing

[navnavprime]

Nowadays when I bike, I like to think of what Link has to put up with when Revali’s being an asshole.

[zelink-af]

@sonicmega Have you seen this? 😂

[sonicmega]

I don’t know how you got your hands on the rough draft copy of the script, @navnavprime, but I swear to god you’re about to get us both sued.

[shitpostempire]

[rottenbutrecovering]

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

[anonymouscomrade]

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

[cantabilechaos]

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”

“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”

“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

[thecrystalfems]

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

[dancingspirals]

Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

[crybourg]

ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS

[adrenaline-addiction]

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

[okamikodomo]

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

[glyndarling]

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years.  I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit.  If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage.  Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

[standbyyourmantis-deactivated20]

Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads

Support veelas who seduce random townspeople

Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers

STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!

[butchious]

friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.

[z-nogyrop]

destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains

some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull

some zombies can’t digest them

some zombies just don’t like the taste

all of these zombies are STILL VALID

[sonnivate]

DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON

[unrussledjimmys]

This post gets worse every time I see it

[yilingboi]

OhmyGOD

[petrichorprophet]

LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[anxietyandsushi-deactivated2018]

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

[threeswordsstyle]

DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE

[epic-games-official]

ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.

STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS

[fierceawakening]

stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system

[artemis-crimson]

demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!

[commodorecliche]

Repeat after me kids: Kelpies do. not. have to look like horses to still be Kelpies. Kelpies who take non-equine forms are JUST AS VALID as the Kelpies who take equine forms. Stop Kelpie purism and erasure.

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

Friendly reminder that Wendigos are possessed by cannibalistic spirits and can’t actually help their cravings.

Stop judging Wendigos for something they can’t control!

[yinrae]

Don’t date underage elves!  Human years and elf years are not the same!

Stop the pedophilia!

[khalshaza456]

Support tieflings with horns. Support tieflings without horns. Support tieflings with tails. Support tieflings without tails.

Support tieflings.

[scumbagsblog]

This gets longer and better every time I see it

[moomyclam]

When I first reblogged this it had 3 additions to it and now… How far we’ve come

[bassiter]

some beings??? devour human souls???? to cope?????????

[spiritednug]

Stop rejecting drow just because they’re drow. Not all dark elves want to enslave every species they deem below them.

WE ARE NOT OUR PAST

#notalldrow #notourpast

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[stupidships3335-deactivated2017]

When you get ad after ad after ad and the ads keep repeating themselves over and over and over and you close one and no more come but your computer crashes and when you fix it and get back on your website and it happens again.

[stupidships3335-deactivated2017]

Or when you have no ads

[ashswahn]

3 min long add on YouTube that you can’t skip

[theasterianauthor]

That moment when you can't decide between spending quality time writing your book, or further extending the back story of your Elder Scroll's Online character who is an insanely short Breton man who is a Templar and worships Stendarr. His hatred for the undead, along with his propensity for slaughtering said undead with ease, struck a fear within some members of the worm cult, thus Mannimarco kidnaped him and stole his soul.

[shegoestothemovies]

me: *sees a sweet caring courageous character* you’re gonna be my favourite

me: *sees a sarcastic apathetic trashbag character* you’re also gonna be my favourite

[theasterianauthor]

One tiny update

I think I will change some events in the timeline around. I think it will work better plot wise, and just makes more sense.

[theasterianauthor]

I will just leave this here.