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luobinghelovebot

cumplane au

zoi-no-miko

AMAZING 🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️

jakeperalta

ok hi hyperspecific poll time

has half sibling(s) on dad's side

listened to over 90k minutes of music last year

has owned at least 3 different species of pet

lactose intolerant

lived in 5+ different towns/cities

doesn't have a drivers license

hot drink of choice is a cappuccino

surname is 12 (or more) letters long

multiple of these (tags?)

none of these

Voting ended onApr 15, 2023

#has owned over 3 species of pets #i have had fish #hermit crabs #dog #leopard gecko #and #i do not have a license #also i probably have the music one but i don’t have spotify or like.#any way to track it so #yeah

thecollectibles

Art by ionomycin

thecollectibles

Pixel Art by Ryan Haight

memewhore

zephra85

#can you imagine the poor lady who had an existential crisis over this tho#‘Dana. dana i don’t know the name#when I asked the name they just said to surprise them#dana what does that mean what do i do#who says that’

vampireopossum

BEFORE VOTING, reblog and tag what you think is WINNING. THEN, vote for what you think is LOSING.

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Voting ended onMar 23, 2023

i don’t know what i’m trying to see here but it’s certainly something

#um #i’ll go with #2 or 7 winning #voting for 1

akaiiros

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

mokkarin-art

birdmans

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

lemuenic

calware

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

milkshreds

butt-berry

VMax Umbreon inspired by the tcg card

spindash

CAME OUT OF MY DADS PRINTER AT WORK TODAY..........

[image description: a picture of a printed message on a piece of paper. before the message is a picture of pope john paul II smiling and with his hands raised in the air. below it reads:

Hi,

if you're reading this message, it's highly likely that your printer is exposed to the public internet via port forwarding. This means that *anyone* on the internet with some technical knowledge can send print jobs to your printer - or worse, try to exploit it and use it as a part of a global botnet.

If you didn't intend for this, please look into disabling UPnP (Universal Plug and Play) on your router, or remove the port forwarding rule for the port 9100.

~ a friendly catgirl hacker :3

end ID.]

catsbeaversandducks

Via gatos fazendo gatices

c3rvida3

My new meds make my skin throw a fit. It’s not terribly bad, just a few things here and there, but it’s bumming me out because I’ve never really had too many run-ins with acne.

My four-year-old sister, however, is under the impression that it’s just “3D freckles”, and that they look very, very pretty. She wants all of my freckles to “pop out”, especially the ones across my nose; they’re her favourite.

And it puts me in this weird position where I can’t say, “No, this is acne, and it’s bad,” because I don’t want to teach her that it’s a bad to have unclear skin, you know?

Because the more I think about interactions I have with children, the more I realise that children will consistently compliment “flaws” until they’ve been taught not to.

Like, a kid at the library, whose sister has vitiligo, saw my scars once and suggested that his sister and I should be cats for Halloween, since I have “tabby skin” and she has “calico skin”. “I can be a black cat,” he immediately added. “It’s not AS cool, but they’re the spookiest.”

When I started losing weight, my little brother immediately demanded that I gain it back, because I wasn’t as comfortable to cuddle with anymore.

And my other little sister always wants to wear her paint-stained clothes to school so that “everyone can tell [she’s] an artist”.

I don’t know. I guess talking to little kids just reminds me that all of this superficial shit we worry about really is 100% made up.