These Bitches gay! Good for them.

The gods least favorite person 32 years running.

[bloodiegawz]

well at least im not 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or one of those awful years

[johnathandarksouls]

Fie, I remember my teen years, t’was when I was a squire. Terrible thing those years. I am Johnathan Darksouls

[bloodiegawz]

i know you always have my back johnathan darksouls

[coolyo294]

The shogun of sengoku-era america, Abraham Lincoln

[chinchillasinunison]

indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

[ironmaidenhead]

things haven't been fergalicious in a real long time

[da11ae]

In a room full of people, i’d look at you so we can leave

[pyrrhiccomedy]

We should go back to calling things wack. Shit's never been wacker

[mynorthernattitude]

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

[romcommunist]

i hate a recipe for a dish with "marry me" in the name. fuck off. gives tradwife energy i will not elaborate

[iamnotlanuk]

making a recipe called "divorce me no prenup" the way you're gonna want at least half

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[virgoanmaenad]

Get ready for another year of confused Muslim cats, folks!!!

Ramadan 2026 starts on Feb 17!!!

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

having a special interest will make you feel like some tom and jerry shit is happening to you

[evergreen-femme]

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

[tastylemonbread]

to see a marching band

[suigintou]

if you are new to being a tornado cows are basically one of the most classic items you can pick up. a true essential

[hotvampireadjacent]

[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[hunter-rodrigez]

Source, Jan 15th 2026

common bandcamp win

[sayitasyoucan]

My Valentine Cards