Feels Good to Laugh!

Be Happy!

[idiotdotdotdot]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lastoneout]

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

[lady-byleth]

The one time they put me under they told me to think of nice things and I woke up singing Never Gonna Give You Up

[soupinboots]

For my spinal fusion, they didn’t even tell me what they put in the IV. Nurse straight told me it was “vitamins” and according to my mother and sister, I was laughing my ass off for 5 minutes before I passed the fuck out. When I woke up, I was serenading the nursing team while they were cheering on my full rendition of Heather’s the Musical.

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS SHIT

[d-exclamation]

And my new favorite:

[nanarin0125-deactivated20210204]

i know nothing about star wars yet im hollering especially at the friendpatine and the menorah ones

[jedi-grandmaster]

Some of my personal favorites. Make sure to look at each one individually, gotta take it all in

[kawaiinihonguforeveru]

time to dump some trash

[brilliantbutbatty]

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[non-bender-world]

Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

[comradekatara]

oh honey they are fully dead

[chemicalmagecraft]

No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.

[comradekatara]

oh, sure. she doesn't care though. she's 12 and she's thriving and she loves to murder

[sussura]

Aang: I have to defeat Ozai, but I don’t think I can murder anyone

Toph: I can do it.

Aang:

Toph: I’ve killed like 20 people since we met

Aang:

Sokka:

Katara:

[panpteryx]

Toph: I mean you guys have killed a bunch of people too

Aang: what no I haven’t I’ve never killed anyone!

Toph: twinkletoes you pick people up and drop them and blow them into walls. katara hits people with water hard enough to throw them to the ground and encases them in ice. Zuko’s straight-up throwing fire at people. Sokka hits people with a club.

Katara:

Aang:

Sokka:

Toph: when you hit people really hard they often die. I mean, I feel it every time. not counting the head trauma and frostbite that probably means they die later.

Toph: ....did you guys not know you were killing people?

Zuko: I mean I wasn’t going to bring it up but she’s right

Toph: I thought we were all doing it on purpose!

Zuko: it’s all in self-defense, it’s not like we’re going out of our way to kill people, but these things happen. Sometimes people have to die to protect everyone else. I thought you understood that already

Katara:

Sokka:

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: *extremely loud airbender scream*

[dreamsequencer]

Toph and Zuko, the Murder Twins

[kaizokuou-ni-naru]

Sanji’s use of ウチ/uchi here is just delightful to me. Basically- uchi means ‘house’ or ‘household.’ It can also be used, as Sanji is doing here, to mean ‘my’ or ‘our’ when you’re referring to something/someone that belongs to/is a member of your household/family. For example, a mother would refer to her daughter as ウチの娘/uchi no musume (my household’s daughter) instead of 私の娘/watashi no musume (my daughter).

So Sanji, in referring to Usopp as ウチの狙撃手/uchi no sogekishu, is saying along the lines of ‘our (home’s/family’s) sniper.’

[lyndraws-deactivated20190618]

had to draw my favorite superheroes together….guess i have a type :^) 

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dandraco]

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

[mrs-the-despoiler]

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

[bodmanford]

[awkward-tension]

I’m wheezing

[surprisebitch]

Big Dick Energy

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Blossom smiling for the camera.”

Photos/caption by Lauren Boutz

[catchymemes]

[trashcore4]

[jonostarsmcre-deactivated202002]

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

aliens are cool fuck walls

[f3mc-archive-blog]

#is superman pregnant

[reeddacted]

[demonic-stuffedanimal]

Tumblr could learn a lesson from this…

[pedro-reed]

endless list of pixar characters → edna mode (the incredibles)

[littledarkhorse]

[strongermonster]

hey what’s up how’s everybody’s weekend going it’s 11am here and i just had to hear my nana use the word ‘precum’ incorrectly in a room full of like 40 people how y’all doin today

[strongermonster]

it’s rly important to my nana to stay ‘hip and cool’ so she parrots a lot of the slang she hears us use. so last thanksgiving i was trying to put ketchup on smthn and i forgot to shake the bottle and got that gross watery bit first and went “oh no the ketchup precum” and my nana overheard and asked what that meant, and instead of telling my sweet 70 y/o nana what precum meant, i told her it was just a silly word for the unmixed liquid that comes out of squeeze bottles

anyways, cut to today where we’re having a  birthday lunch for my cousin and she goes to put mustard on smthn and gets the watery shit and sighs to herself “mustard precum” in her sweet lil welsh accent and every single person who knew what it meant and overheard took 30pts of psychic damage and sat there for a minute like

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[skejt]

Your blog is named after one great song, Hey moon by John Maus.

I never acutally heard that song,my blog is named after northern downpour by panic at the disco

[thebatmanlikestolaugh]

I just listened to Northern downpour, great song! Thanks!