[thebeckchronicles]

Can someone explain to me why in the year of our lord 2020, I find myself on this hell site after being off of it for almost 2 years straight.

[latining]

Someone just asked me for a source on “women have vivid internal lives that do not rely on men”. Buddy, if you need an academic source for that, that’s your problem right there.

[lesbophobes-deactivated20220907]

source: women are human beings

[smitethestate]

women: we’re people

men: source?

[kidzbopmallcop]

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

[lured-deactivated20170602]

what does Quil do

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

All the time all the time

[fjordhulder]

*has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people

*has two things coming up in the same week* omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts this is too much

[probably-voldemort]

My sister was being interviewed for the school paper before her basketball game and they asked if her number (14) had any significance and why did she pick it and she said “Yeah, I picked it cause it’s Troy Bolton’s number and it helps me keep my head in the game.”

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[star-spangled-jackass]

thank you

[you-or-your-memory]

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

[flubz]

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

[operationsc]

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

[narudick-moved-deactivated20200]

[equinocts]

“Rome’s fingerprints are running down your back; I want to build you an empire that forgets to collapse.”

— (via primriose)

[beaujes]

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

[beaujes]

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Air conditioning is just domesticated wind

[tonysaintborgi]

i fucking hate this because it’s right

[goobra]

naruto’s silence on the dj khaled pussy eating scandal is deafening

[exigencelost]

this post is a work of art

[thtjuly9th]

the “in this essay, i will” memes are the most wholesome of the current popular memes because as well as being genuinely hilarious, they encourage deep, analytical thinking which often produces profound statements. in this essay, i will 

[mxnrique]

[tracker-unused]

no but it is potentially the start of the reverse happening, straights being put in the place of gay people, being kicked out of their homes and/or being killed because of their sexuality, if that starts it’ll set off a viscous loop that we may not be able to break out of

[dragonkisser-blog]

Boo straight people

[solidsnake]

Boo straight people

[gharibajameel]

boo straight people

[batbitequeen]

boo straight people

[dollgirllandsknecht]

boo straight people

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Reblog to oppress a hetero

1 rb = 1 het oppression

[itsjustthebeginning]

[topmemesdeluxe]

Really tho, imagine being a top with an ugly or boring name.

[topmemesdeluxe]

Dom Top: moan my name…

Bottom who knows damn well he’s not gonna moan the name “Carl”:

[groake]

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

[vongolacielo]

“fuck”

[synille]

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together.