A Beautiful Secret

Born March 13, 2013 Kira Rose8 Pounds 15 Ounces 21.65 Inches Long Due date: March 3rd. Induction date: March 11th.

[thebeginningofajourney]

Guys I hacked into this account so now I can delete stuff and also tell all of you to FOLLOW MY NEW ACCOUNT PUPPIESANDPOT

[totalparksandrec]

[black-creole-queen-deactivated2]

This episode changed a generation.

[broccoliveins]

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

[liza-not-lisa-deactivated202401]

There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house

[boyznmotionvevo]

Those pipes were my childhood

[eiwilia-deactivated20210514]

I just went back 15 years ago

[fakebreast]

when people call their followers fans

[infinitely-abysmal]

It’s official! #newlywed

[weloveshortvideos]

[pupbutt-deactivated20150711]

jurassic world in 6 seconds

[shakespork]

Hemingway is a writing checker that is absolutely brilliant.

checks all spellings for you

checks if you’re over-using adverbs

picks out over-complicated sentences

suggests replacements for over-complicated phrases

picks out the passive voice

tells you how readable your text is (Grades/College level/etc)

calculates reading time

USE IT. USE IT FOR YOUR FANFICS. USE IT FOR YOUR PAPERS. IT WILL SAVE. YOUR. LIFE.

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

!?!?!?

[prinxely-archive]

[alxnxllix]

This photo makes me smile so much

[invalid-user-follow-new-blog-de]

I can’t nor reblog this.

[jewsquats]

Same

[thebeginningofajourney]

If you're having a bad day just remember I posted the worst semi nude of my life on my snapchat story by accident night and didn't know until my roommate texted me about it an hour later

[dimension20official]

7 Disney Scenes That TOTALLY Shoulda Happened

[by Paul Westover and andrewbridgman]

[thebeginningofajourney]

Do you like anal

I have successfully had anal once and the whole time I was asking him to cum, partially because it was uncomfortable and partially because it's hot. Anyway, no I don't like anal, not yet anyway, maybe one day.

[tayloracleswift-deactivated2015]

No offense but I don’t like……….care about the military

[weakestenemy-deactivated2016062]

“no offense but i dont like………..care about people who sacrifice for the well being of the country”

i really hate the number of notes on this

[tllst]

the American military is sensationalized, overfunded and frequently used to commit acts of brutality on foreign countries and launch violent invasions on civilians

I care about soldiers, sure, but you could not pay me give a single fuck about the military as a construct

the number of notes on this post is 110% founded and your commentary is unnecessary

[she5los]

Every time I hear military recruitment ads on the radio, I have this extreme reaction of “No.”

No, don’t prey on the young and poor.

No, don’t prey on the eager to please.

No, don’t take someone’s peaceful human nature from them for the sake of fueling your colonial-industrial complex.

No, don’t glorify murder just because it happens to someone from another country.

[2000ish]

Remember when Heelys were cool?

[flirtingonthestairs]

The only reason they really stopped being cool was because they were literally banned everywhere. Schools, stores, restaurants. You literally couldn’t wear them

[kimpossibooty]

Bring Back Heelys 2K15

[thebeginningofajourney]

I got kicked out of Lowe's once for wearing Heelys

[doyoulikevintage]

[specialcar]

1956 Ferrari Type 410

[thebeginningofajourney]

Sent a booty pic this morning and my phone autocorrected so the message said "a picture of my buttons"

[blackfairypresident]

you cant eat chicken and then get upset because someone eats dog

its literally the exact same thing except you have an emotional attachment to dogs

[thebeginningofajourney]

YAAS was trying to explain this to my meat eating friend the other day but I couldn't get past "I feel this way about pigs"

[zippitywhodah]

HEY

HEY DO YOU SEE THIS BULLSHIT?

SO I DECIDED TO GO TO MY WEBKINZ ACCOUNT FOR OLD NOSTALGIA’S SAKE (i assumed my pets were dead anyway) AND I WAS MET WITH THIS AT THE LOGIN SCREEN.

MS. BIRDY, WHOM FOR YEARS WOULD ASK FOR YOUR CODE TO BRING A PET INTO THE VIRTUAL WORLD, GREETED ME ON MY SCREEN WITH A TIDAL WAVE OF UTTER FUCKING POPPYCOCK. 

SO WEBKINZ APPARENTLY LOST POPULARITY ENOUGH THAT THEIR PRICES NOT ONLY WENT DOWN TO ALMOST NOTHING, BUT NOW YOU CAN GET WEBKINZ FOR FREE UPON JOINING, AND THEN BUY MORE WITH WEBKINZ MONEY.

EXCUSE ME

WHEN I WAS AN INNOCENT LITTLE 10 YEAR OLD I WOULD SPEND EXUBERANT AMOUNTS OF CASH ON THOSE STUFFED ANIMALS TO GET A CODE. THEY PRACTICALLY COST ME MY SOUL AND NOW THEY’RE FREE?

FUCK THIS.

[thebeginningofajourney]

I went on this last year (maybe 2 years ago) and the only option for free pets was 1 cat or 1 dog. look at all those cuties