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Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

habaebiti

girls love it when there's a bisexual man btw

regexkind

I could strip the flesh from a cow in 30 seconds too just give me some 30% peroxide and some sulfuric acid. Piranhas are not special

kwarrtz

> tries to one up piranhas

> uses piranha solution

curious

regexkind

screaming and crying and throwing up because I just wanted to be a hater and I can't even do that right

teaboot

Okay this is extremely funny

sadclowncentral

when i got my medical certificate i very confidently answered the question "what do you do if a person becomes unconscious?" with "remove from the room immediately" only to be met with puzzled silence by the instructor and that's when i learned that the deeply ingrained nautical fear and grim reality of seamen and their rescuers asphyxiating in enclosed spaces due to build up of toxic gas or especially lack of oxygen does not translate to land.

sadclowncentral

all jokes aside i do think it should translate to land. while no one should walk around with a fear of closed windows or carry around a gas-detector as most places are properly ventilated, and these issues are fairly uncommon, i think the following is still sound advice outside of cargo holds.

if you are in an enclosed space without air circulation (e.g. a basement), especially one that bears a risk of oxygen depletion (storage of fruits and vegetables, wood, or large amounts of rusting steel, all things that turn oxygen into carbon dioxide), and you start feeling light-headed, LEAVE before you sit down. GO OUTSIDE.

at best you can regain your bearing and air out the room before continuing, avoiding unconsciousness, brain damage or worse, and at worst you left a room for no reason. this has been a nautical best practice PSA

hometoursandotherstuff

flightspathfic

what skill are you bringing to the roadtrip?

good ass driver

night vision (driver or shotgun)

playlist curator

navigation expert

large bladder/no requests for stops

best taste in gas station snacks

reading Moby dick out loud the whole time

get me out of this fucking car

Voting ended onJun 24, 2024

#driver #can guarantee we get there before the gps said we would

itoldyouthings

this is a fair take actually

sapphosdickandballs

You’ve been kidnapped, and the characters from the last show you watched are coming to save you.

I’m rescued and everything goes smoothly and peacefully

I’m rescued, but they also cause a lot of trouble along the way

I’m rescued but barely, they are either incompetent or extremely chaotic

I’m rescued, and then they kill me

I’m not rescued because they are unable to rescue me

I’m not rescued cause they didn’t even try

I’m not rescued and they make more trouble for me

I’m not rescued, they kill both me and the captors

Other option I haven’t thought of/nuance

I don’t watch tv shows/Im bald/show results

Voting ended onJun 28, 2024

This post is kinda like my other one but a bit better lmao. I might make variations of this with other pieces of media but it depends onnn how well this is received

#last show I watched was friends #so yeah

soon-palestine

In camps for displaced people near Goma, Democratic Republic of Congo, women are often sexually assaulted while searching for wood and food

GOMA – The Democratic Republic of the Congo’s conflict-driven hunger crisis is worsening as violence in the eastern provinces surges, forcin

Escalating violence in eastern Democratic Republic of Congo has led to the displacement of at least 250,000 people over the past month, a se

The resource-rich country, now facing a major rebel attack, has been racked by conflict for more than 30 years.

stickydatecake

yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil

arson-jellyfish

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

quitetheweirdegg

how do you use these?

arson-jellyfish

Put these on the top layer above everything, set layer to 'overlay' then adjust opacity. You can put it on whatever opacity you want but usually 30%+ is most effective.

The point is to obstruct the picture so AI can't read your image because AI counts every single pixel in your art

arson-jellyfish

By this post alone, in less than 5 hours.

I need you all to calm the fuck down

skylarkking

NEEDED AND NO WE WONT THIS IS BRILLIANT

bees-official

Art people pls use this

intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”