Here we go

let's do this shit yeah?

[thegingerpowers]

ugh… i HATE pumpkin spice

[instructor144]

Great, great. Pumpkin fucking spice season is nigh.

[prismatic-bell]

I love pumpkin spice.

But you know what?

More than that, I LOVE THINGS THAT MAKE PEOPLE WEAR MASKS.

If this gets some of the Karens of the world to mask the fuck up, THEN I THANK G-D FOR IT.

[ruffboi-mags]

anything that gets people to wear masks and wear them CORRECTLY AND OVER THEIR NOSES is good by me, I had to go out into public today for the first time in weeks and I could’ve fucking screamed at the number of people not wearing masks, wearing them but pulled down below their nose, and wearing them but pulled down under their chin. Every fifth fucking person, and ofc no one can understand STAY SIX FUCKING FEET AWAY FROM ME YOU ASSHOLES or the concept of only going down aisles in ONE DIRECTION AS INDICATED BY POSTED ARROWS, and…

Basically yeah. If this gets more people to wear masks, I am here for it.

[systlin]

Hell, this is giving me ideas about putting mine in a drawer with a sachet of lavender and cloves so they smell nice when I wear them. 

[ebonyheartnet]

Every so often, we reinvent the plague doctor mask

[gurufallon]

What? They’re cool don’t worry.

[beyoffce]

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

[iwontbelookingdown]

oh my god.

[hopefulartandwriting]

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

[borbamenasmoved]

duality

[borbamenasmoved]

the surgery was a success.. the boy is complete

[homunculus-argument]

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange.

[topshotpicks]

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

[cannedviennasnausage]

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

[crybourg]

how women actually are

[ginjaninja3716]

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

[aragorn1379-deactivated20150216]

mother fuckin macys sale

[writebastard]

Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

[trace-of-scarlet]

If I ever fail to reblog this, please assume I’m dead and act accordingly.

[rip-paramour]

Boy vs girls memes are bullshit, this is really how females are

[just-shower-thoughts]

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

[a-case-of-tragic-magic]

#it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this,”

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

“my will to live! i haven’t seen this in 15 years!”

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

“I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”

[tatt00ine]

“Mental stability, my old friend!”

[gay-armadillo]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[xlec]

[the-arch-bishop-deactivated2014]

Her on the left we see a douche bag. They’re quite easy to spot in the winter because they’ll be wearing summer or sports clothing.

[xlec]

What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me? Wtf? I’ll have you know that I lift bro, and I’ve been involved in numerous white boy incidents, and I have over 300 confirmed bad text messages. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the second biggest poser at my school. Hahahhaahah You are nothing to me but just another being with No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark. my fucking. hashtags. You think you can get away with calling me a douche bag over the Internet? Think again, you buffoon. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has a lot of swag, and my mom is callin yo moms ratchet ass. you better prepare for a tsunami of yolo. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead. Yololess. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Nike apparel on. Not only am I extensively trained at playing sports and pissing other people off, but I have access to the entire Abercrombie store AND all Polo shirts known to man. and I will use them to their full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you won’t be able to harlem shake. You’re fucking dead.

[thedancingfiend]

his shirt literally says muscle milk

[teenscoolest]

[crestedpengwing]

some kids built this outside my dorm.

[crestedpengwing]

and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

[notmusa]

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

[notmusa]

[notmusa]

[notmusa]

[scumbagsblog]

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

[twinklestarsprites]

i feel like this would be a really good / agreeable pic if not for the bottom left

[twinklestarsprites]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Tfw you are at taco bell and you grab the wrong size lid for your drink and you dont want to throw it away bc that's wasteful and just adds more plastic into the worlds landfills but you can't put it back bc you dont want to spread germs and how would you feel if someone did that to you plus no one is vaccinated any more so who knows you might end up killing some small child, but throwing the lid away is basically on par with killing thousands as you do nothing to fight global warming, I mean what are you doing in taco bell anyways? Dont you care about the environment? Dont you care about your own health? You should be drinking water from a glass that was washed with earth friendly soap. Why can't our government get anything right ever? It's all money and power! Corrupt money and power! Money should be abolished. We should have global communism! Would that mean no more taco bell tho?

[beany-bo-beany]

Is this what overthinking is like?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Seeing as how I spent the rest of the day with a taco bell lid in my hoodie pocket, I think I can answer, "yes"

[corpsefaking-moved]

what if 😳 what if my b 😳 what if my back didnt hurt 😳

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Next year is gonna be a wild fucking ride, y'all

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Some proposed new year's resolutions for the foul year of our Lord 2020:

* Join a union

* Join a political party

* Learn who your neighbors are

* Plant some tomatoes

* Buy a rifle and a sidearm & learn how to use them

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

There are riots, coups, and revolutions popping off all across the world right now, some progressive, others less so. None of us can afford the basic necessities of life. The climate crisis grows, deepens. And oh, hey, here in the good ol' USA of America, there's a presidential election! Groovy times.

I feel, deep down in my bones, that 2020 and 2021 are going to be years marked in bold in our grandbabies' history books. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing is entirely up to us.

I'll see y'all beyond the barricade.

[hungry-hungry-hobbit]

Time to get on about doing some thangs.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

If I might venture a couple of suggestions

https://www.socialistalternative.org/get-involved/

https://www.iww.org/content/join-one-big-union

=D

[forgamers]

[fueled-by-nightcore]