very nervous egg

human bean tryin her best

[mothercains]

ZENDAYA at the new york premiere of 'the odyssey'

[wulfhalls]

I love that zendaya got tom holland her husband and matt damon got ben affleck his *GUNSHOT*

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[inkfreehenry]

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girl who is NOT going to arbitration

[etheltempest]

they are trying to cancel hank green for saying what ALL hockey fans have been thinking

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[oneheadtoanother]

[daciancatamite]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[deadbydevotion]

[lightfe11ow]

they’re gonna play the footage of Crosby diving at the home opener and the XMA is going to explode

[mybeautifuldarktwistedmichkov]

There's literally a nonzero chance that tzjd had a talk last summer where Jamie told Trevor to stop making them look gay on his instagram stories

[maplesyrupcoffee]

philly crippling anaheim’s cap just for the love of the game lmfaooooooo hockey is so funny the rivalry is about to go crazy

[ebayfiend]

one must imagine danny briere cackling evilly from yaoi town knowing that he’s not only avenged the cutter snub and tzjd torture nexus that was their time under pat verbeek, but also doomed anaheim to persistent cap troubles for the next decade. generational curse and he didn’t even need an etsy witch to do it

[mediacircuspod]

What a beautiful day. I could really go for Trevor Zegras and Jamie Drysdale contract extensions.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[enba-and-luka]