Delightfully Unhinged

ellie // 28 // she/her

[cucumberbeetle]

There is not a picture of a kitty behind the read more

PRANKED!

[treecitysessions]

They should invent a person who is sexually attracted to you and also cares about you as a person

[ur-favorite-plaything]

so blessed to have the latter but… I just want to be used as a toy sometimes

[treecitysessions]

Oh okay bc we were all wondering

[nekoning]

the use of AI lately has made me feel so hopeless, i translated pages of an unfinished fanzine of mine so i can remember why i love art...i hope it can resonate with anyone feeling the same way

[astarlingdiscovery]

looks at you upsidedownly

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[forxstboyfriend-deactivated2025]

I hate job interviewing "why are you interested in this job" I'm literally not? I do not want to do any of this.

[karhs]

"what can you bring to the company?" apprx. 40 hours a week of vague attempts at labor. maybe less if you guys suck.

[stinktube]

some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

[khfanforall]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

And the number one halloween costume amongst the youth of today is, for a record breaking 63 years in a row, Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

[kapuskasing]

Anastasia Trusova: Black Cat in the Garden

[lilyblisslys]

insane comparison, thank you Guillermo

[retroactivebakeries]

[drtrinitysantos]

it's simple really: october is for horror movies with highly stylized villains and iconic monsters because they make for good costumes. early november is for gothic horror because of the fog and decay etc. late november is for zombies (commentary on consumerist culture). december is for psychological horror and stuff where they're trapped in a room because that's when you have to go to holiday parties with your family.

[drtrinitysantos]

january is for possession and body horror (the loss of control and transformation of a new year beginning plus toxic diet culture). february is valentine's day so you can do whatever as long as you're horny about it.

[drtrinitysantos]

march is for religious/cult-themed horror because of lent and easter. obviously april is giallo because the blood splatter represents spring rainfall. needs no explanation

[drtrinitysantos]

may is for cannibalism and horror comedy (taurus season)

[drtrinitysantos]

all of summer is for urban legends and anything that features children with minimal adult supervision so kids can watch them and be scarred for life. september is slashers because it's back to school season and that shit always seems to happen to teenagers and college students

[longseasons]

it only takes one really good day out with your friends and it doesn't even have to be a perfect day

[strelka]

this is such a good tweet

[fagsex]

i love how everything that comes directly out of trumps mouth lately has been "im fat and ugly and going to hell and im kinda scared to be honest. quastion can i ever be truly loved"

[thatcacidork]

[switchingtogeico]

[nmpositive]

[erlkingssarchive]

just saw an x-ray of a horse skull. can’t say i’m too happy with it

[erlkingssarchive]

what the FUCK is this

[inthefallofasparrow]

That's okay, with teeth like those he looks happy enough for the both of you

[dreadwedge]

used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"