Hella gay

Hey I'm Alex | Transmale, he/him

[jabberwockyface]

Local man forgets he can drop weapons.

I love how there is so much freedom for gameplay in BOTW that if you're a moron in real life, Link ends up as a moron too.

[babyanimalgifs]

[wormspeddler]

go white boy! get stupid!

[elvenferretots]

I miss Dungeons and Dragons just a little bit...

[theequeerstrian]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life and also I'm mindblown that you taught him to roll a dice.

[voicesbyzane]

Visit Original Link

We all have flaws, but someone out there loves you

[eighth--wonder]

i was listening to this on my speaker and

holy shit nothing could have prepared me for this

[everythingfox]

Swirly boy

(via)

[xxcrime-bruleexx]

For those of you wondering if he’s having fun, YES!!!! HE IS!!!!!

Ferrets are good with letting people know what they do and don’t like, and with the way hes just gone floppy, hes having a blast.

Also iirc his human has stated that he will demand the spins.

[jilf]

@unagami

[tiktoksforlosers]

[wormed-woman-archived]

[cookiescr]

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

[cookiescr]

they’re just vibing yknow?

[dimpledgucci]

porcupines do this too :)

[callingallcars]

i have excellent news about the manul cat

[radwolf76]

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

[demilypyro]

Does Dutch mean like dom butch?

........ No. It's my nationality.

[itssimonbeck]

polar opposite of this tweet

[minddownlow]

[cosmicangst]

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

[icannotholdmypen]

Fans: you're gonna mess up The Batman

Rob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I'll do it on purpose

[raccooncomic]

110. Drawing

[greelin]

the inherent homoeroticism of someone else bandaging your wounds

[greelin]

haha yeah man thank you for not letting me bleed out on the floor and shit. Now kiss me on the mouth

[baejax-the-great]

Microsoft really out here trying to stifle my creativity

[timeandspacelord]

I know “oh no”, “oops”, and “uh-oh” are the suggested substitutes, but it really just looks like Microsoft is prompting you for an apology to your potentially offended readers

[ants-are-fascinating]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

[kuroba101]

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

[glitterandgrunge]

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

[lazorsandparadox]

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

[silent-wordsmith]

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

[mister-christmas]

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

[eric-coldfire]

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

[ottermatopoeia]

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

[bob-artist]

I reach into my garbage can and locate my trash child.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

My heart hurts

[gayluigi]

your paper is very sleepy

[21ozofpiss]

met a big orange cat named cheese pizza tonight

[21ozofpiss]

Cheese Pizza….

[rob-and-laura-petrie]

Every Kiss: #56 | 1.24 The Twizzle  

[bilbon-socket]

[panshrekxual-iii]

Get yourself a man that lets you do this to him and doesn’t get intimidated by you