Porcelain, To Ivory, To Steel

27, He/Him. I hope you find love in something small today

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

[rednines]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[iamoutofideas]

a tiny dog named wee wee silly has fallen down a mineshaft and died

[f4ngbu2t]

Wee wee silly

[iamoutofideas]

this thing just died ^

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[persianmom]

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[markrosewater]

Get older.

On it.

[commanderchr1st]

when you're trying to please her but you're doing it on the edge of a bunk bed

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

[txttletale]

it is beyond cruel that venezuela is now a US colony for all intents and purposes and the US still continues to wield sanctions against it to the detriment of the nation's poorest and most desperate people even in the aftermath of an earthquake that's killed thousands