my back pocket

semlramis alt account (tf stuff @dad2uncle3)

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

[spyglassrealms]

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

[putnamspuppeteer]

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

[spyglassrealms]

but of course.

[dummy-dot-exe]

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[grox]

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

[gwen-stefanis-ankle-monitor]

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

[grox]

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[permanenteclipse]

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

[parkchanwoohoo]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[thoodleoo]

no punctuation we read like romans

[caecilius-est-pater]

NOPUNCTUATIONORLOWERCASEORSPACESWEREADLIKEROMANS

[terpsikeraunos]

INTER·PVNCTVATION·WE·INSCRIBE·LIKE·ROMANS

[imaginarycircus]

words doesn’t classical matter order in greek;

[tanoraqui]

we, in a manner akin to that of a man who once was, in Rome, an orator of significant skill, who was then for his elegance of speech renowned and now for his elaborate structure of sentences cursed by generations of scholars of Latin, the language which he spoke and we now study, Cicero, write, rather than by any efficiency, functionality, or ease of legibility have our words, our honors, the breaths of our hearts, be besmirched.

[cevulusvoluptatemcapit-deactiva]

The fact that this has yet to devolve into boustrophedon is a miracle… or a challenge. I’m looking at you @terpsikeraunos @macdicilla @labellamordens

[rem-ir]

I’m up to it

[lawrencearabia]

Not many jnſtances of Punctuation - but for many Daſhes – et words Capitaliz’d for emphavſis, but not logicaly - ſpeeling and word Endings varied Gratelie - and the long S - ſ - vſed in at the ſtart and Centre of wordes - & the short “s” vſed only at the end - as with the U and V, and the I and J - but v and j only at the ſtart of wordes (we diſtinguishe not between Vouels and Conſonants, only decoratiue Letteres). Ye letter “y” being in lookes cloſe to an Olde letter “þ” which is vſed as “th” - Y may be vſed in the place of TH - but only ſparingly - and ſtill Pronounc’d the ſame as TH. Long and rambling ſentences - ſeeminglie without end - a paragraph can conſiſt of One whole ſentence, and ſhort ſentences are rare – we ſcribe like hiſtorical Modern English – and other european Languages.

[krabbydon]

And furthermore, Carthage is to be destroyed.

[robotslenderman]

I hate all of you.

[ilikeit-art]

Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

[halfgayfullgayconsequences]

[benignhumor]

[0lemat]

[jenny-holzer]

[trashcangimmick]

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Voting ended onJun 13

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[the-quasar-hero]

best get to steppin

[inaturalist-unofficial]