Forgive me Father for I have sinned

Well, I haven't really been sinning that much, but that's not as catchy.

[hellygf]

JSBSJSNSJJSKSJS

[rongzhi]

咩咩/Miemie's life hacks

The whole thing rhymes btw. English added by me :)

[androgynousbirdtale]

Wow

Stygiomedusa gigantea, commonly known as the giant phantom jelly is a part of the monotypic genus of deep sea jellyfish, Stygiomedusa. This is in the Ulmaridae family. It can't actually sting you as its—30-foot-long—”mouth arms” are just there to trap prey rather than sting them.

This ghostly giant is a rare sight.

MBARI's ROVs have logged thousands of dives, yet we have only seen this spectacular species nine times. The first specimen of the giant phantom jelly was collected in 1899, but it was not until 60 years later that scientists recognized this as a new species.

Had to add this on for perspective.

[austerlitzborodinoleipzig]

So in one week President Museveni's son offered to marry Giorgia Meloni, and to pay a bride price of 100 cows, tried to start a war with Kenya via Twitter, and ultimately got fired from his post as Uganda's infantry commander.

[reggiemess]

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

[twitchytyrant]

middle aged men do this too

[everythingfox]

What happens when you have heated tile flooring

(via)

[toskarin]

reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

[alpine-hoplite]

Absolutely based quote my dude

[zmpl]

reddit but in the pokemon universe

[stagbeetleboy]

Starwars planets rated based on the fishing spots

Tatooine: hmm..bad -10/10

[stagbeetleboy]

Naboo: HELL YEAH BOYS WE’RE GOING FISHIN!!1!1!!! 10/10

[nintoonerart]

Karaoke night with Timmy and Tommy 🎤

Based on this Tumblr post:

[thebigcomed0wn]

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

[anexperimentallife]

[suriel]

this reply in the comments tho

[thatdisasterauthor]

This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

[cartofolo]

[despazito]

them fishes be like

[jaubaius]

It is trying…

[fulviavincit]

sorry but this is absolutely sending me

[captainprissyprincess]

This picture he posted after the video makes it even better

[valtsv]

okay but the mariner's revenge song is so funny when you consider it from the whale's perspective. you swallow a ship full of sailors but two of them survive and one of them starts singing an absolute banger about how the other fucked his mom and ruined his life so now they're trapped together in your stomach he's going to finally get his revenge. you just know that whale went swimming around the ocean to anyone who'd listen after like "you guys aren't gonna BELIEVE this"

[valtsv]

[st-george-and-the-dragon]

As a Catholic, I love that the secular world is so fascinated by St. Joan of Arc. I just wish they would stop depicting her as a boss bitch or a butch lesbian and see her for the beauty of what she truly was: a teenage girl who really, really hated the English.