actually a rabbit

30something she/her avatar by https://www.tumblr.com/hmmbarkbark?source=share

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

[ciricearts]

my bi queen for pride month<3

[sparkle-robin-4]

All of Bruce's kids have come out to him as some form of homosexual that when it comes to Duke, Bruce just assumes he's queer and is too scared to tell him for some reason.

Sure, literally everyone in this family, including Bruce, are publically out it's still normal to be afraid to come out and Bruce thinks he just needs an extra push.

He starts asking Duke things about his love life, starts saying shit like "I'm always here for you, you know that right?" and even resorts to dumbass shit like leaving little rainbow flags in places he knows Duke will find them.

Duke is freaking out.

Duke: guys, Bruce is acting really strange.

Jason: he's always acting strange. It's Bruce.

Duke: yeah but like extra strange

Tim: strange how?

Duke: idk man he's like, being strangely supportive. Like in a creepy way. And he keeps asking if I have a "lover" and what my type is. It's really weirdly invasive and I don't know what to do

Everyone:

Jason, starts laughing hysterically:

Dick: Duke-

Tim: oh my god.

Dick: Duke he-

Steph, wheezing: holy shit

Dick: Duke he thinks your gay and he's trying to see if you'll come out to him

Duke: but I'm not gay ????

Jason, still laughing: I think he just assumes any kid around him is some form of gay at this point

Damian: I suppose none of us are heterosexuals

So, Duke has to sit Bruce down and break the news that he is straight and exclusively likes girls. Bruce is surprised, thanks him for telling him and now says shit like "I know it's hard but we can get through this"

The kids love it.

Jason, who is still laughing: you had to come out to Bruce as STRAIGHT. This is the best day ever!

[icaffs]

( Dick storming into the room )

Dick: I HATE EVERYTHING

Bruce: what happened this time

Dick: I entered a nightwing lookalike contest

Bruce: why ?

Dick: Roy bet me fifty dollars I would loose

Dick: and I did loos

Bruce:

Dick: TO JASON

Jason: ( cackling from the room next door )

[depsidase]

[robs-your-robins]

Some investigative journalist from, I don't know, Central or Star City, comes to Gotham with the theory that Batman is funded by Wayne Enterprises as a way for billionaire Bruce Wayne to save face. Dr Jonathan Crane, his former therapist turned dangerous criminal? His former friend, DA Harvey Dent, turned criminal mastermind? Victor Fries, former employee, turned rogue? Oswald Cobblepot, AKA the Penguin, the owner of the nightclub that Bruce is often seen stumbling out of too drunk for his own good? Lex Luthor, social equal and occasional business rival? Taken down and imprisoned by the Bat on numerous occasions. The Bat is clearly paid muscle paid by or on behalf of Bruce Wayne to protect his reputation. This journalist starts asking questions but they don't exactly get the desired response.

Journalist: Batman is clearly in the employ of Bruce Wayne, who is clearly funding him-

Gothamite: Yeah, no shit.

Journalist:

Gothamite: What? You think we didn't know?

Journalist: But-

Gothamite: Bat might as well have Bruce Wayne's name on that spandex covering his ass.

[oboy049]

What if they make a theory Bruce is making all this rouges so he can profit on Batman merchandise and have a good image of a philanthropist when eventually he has to clean up the mess. It can also serve as a smoke screen, no one will talk about the things you did under the table if everyone is focus on the villain of the day, also he can experiment new tech on people by paying a rouge to use it against them and when Batman defeats them he will already have information of what to improve

This can go deeper than just Batman has a sugar daddy

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

Bruce Wayne is the type of man to find his son trembling over a corpse and immediately begin planning an alibi.

Alfred meticulously scrubbing the stain, Jason coming and going without any noise. It’s none of their business where trash goes. Tim erases the footage, erases him whoever once was becomes not even a footnote.

Damian will be soft, playing the part indicative to the very boy who needs it.

Bruce Wayne is the very man people hate.

The ones that are above the law, waving wealth around his consequences always affordable.

Cars crashing into tree’s no officer dares a breathalyzer, NDA’s follow the abortion.

The Wayne’s have always been Gothams royals.

Bruce Wayne hasn’t been the prince in a very long time.

Dick Grayson was crowned before the ink dried.

The King ensured it.

[dc-trauma-tell-a-thon]

Do you like trauma reveals? If so, then I have the event for you!

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There is no need to sign up to this event, and you don’t have to complete all the days or prompts if you don’t want to.

Prompt submissions are open now until May 10th, so you have two weeks to submit as many prompts as you want!

You can submit prompts both for how to reveal a trauma and what trauma to be revealed!

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[dc-trauma-tell-a-thon]

LAST DAY TO SUBMIT PROMPTS! 12 HOURS LEFT!

[stillnotsquashed]

Random hero: Is it true Batman gave birth to all of you?

Nightwing: Of course not. Robins are kinda like minor dieties, personifications of values that just kinda errupted into being. I am the personification of truth.

Red Robin: I'm justice.

Red Hood: I am the American Way (holds up his glock)

[alexandrajove]

I genuinely don't trust someone who hates one of the Robin. Like obviously you can dislike some of them and have your favorite, I love Tim and don't care much for Jason for example. But actively hating, trash talking, and spending your time complaining and explaining why/how your favorite is so much better and the others sucks? Yeah no.

[mellosdrawings]

When your crush reveals himself to be the rich kid who kicked your ass five years ago.

[rhymo-s]

Robins

[cowsnotcrows]

Time to be weird and scary with big bro!

based on the trend from twitter (I think I’m not on there lmao)

[aranio]

This is how Alastor does his makeup when he's getting ready to go give Vox another mental illness

[angelgemy]

I'm so lucky lucky

[ravagersruin]

Slade's back.

That's it, that's the post.