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midnightvrose

black-nata

me @ my last brain cell

prettymuchdedinside-deactivated

Me at my last molecule of serotonin

jadenvargen

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

smugbots-and-such

I just googled “why do elephant seals fight” and got a video of one bashing himself in slow, rhythmic, dead-eyed crashes against a truck only slightly larger than itself while said owner just stood to the side, a defeated, perplexed look on his face

smugbots-and-such

just-another-dead-blog

Pretty sure this is Homer the elephant seal from New Zealand. He’s not fighting that car he’s fucking it. It’s how he got famous, he became a menace to a town after fucking a bunch of cars. He also fucked a restaurant’s power box and caused a blackout. Absolute madman.

crestofnobility

Ah, wonderful! Now I’m even more terrified.

milclark

oknope

I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I’VE REBLOGGED THIS IT WILL NEVER END

dankmemesreasonforliving

goawfma

yooooooo wtf lmaooo

snow124-art

X))

sns, sn

https://t.co/aHQaE8hh7N

Just playing around

(and if you say Naru is looking at his ass I would say you're to pervert to this sunshine)

dankmemeuniversity

supreme-leader-stoat

lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023

Y'all should Google the article, it’s actually pretty neat. Basically, the Aldabra Atoll was once inhabited by the Aldabra Rail, a flightless species of bird that had diverged from the flying White-Throated Rail when a section of the population landed there and found they had no natural predators. However, the Atoll occasionally gets completely submerged, and all of the flightless Aldabra rails were wiped out. But then, after the Atoll re-emerged, a bunch of the EXACT SAME species of flying White Throated Rail decided to settle there again, and immediately proceeded to evolve into flightless birds AGAIN.