So Queer

Jo - They/Them - 22 - Chicago Likes lighting design, Guild Wars 2, and boys

[kosmogrl]

[funnytwittertweets]

[egberts]

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

[important-animal-images]

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

when youre tired on public transit and start thinking "let me rest my eyes a bit" thats the devil talking

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

she is very persuasive

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

where am i

[animentality]

Twitter threads are incomprehensible and dense and while they insist you can be "ratioed," you technically never win a Twitter argument.

On Tumblr you can win so decisively, you force that blog to deactivate and then that post will drag around that user's dead fucking body for all of time.

Every time you see it, it's a victory lap around a coffin that we'll never bury. It's astounding.

[pancakeke]

I've been waiting for him to say this lmao

[gaybastich]

[weirdadvicehumangirl]

He's responsible for this beauty

There are more but I don't have them

[ocean-again]

all classics

[amygdalae]

It is good for the soul to microdose being a hater....so long as one remembers to always macrodose minding ones own business....

[squeakitties]

[kaijuno]

[vibewars]

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[bookpdf]

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

[underwaterfraulein]

[schizm-deactivated]

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

[schizm-deactivated]

i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit" and she was like "oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him

anyway im into petplay now

[thefiresontheheight]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

[kiralamouse]

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

[the-haiku-bot]

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[valakiir]

[guerrillatech]

[socialistexan]

This exact thing happened in the 70's/80's in this country when seatbelts were first being pushed for. Reagan literally tried to get rid of them.

[memecucker]

There were also examples of anti-seatbelt activists dying in car crashes where they weren’t wearing seat belts like that guy that wrote an anti-seatbelt article and four months later died in a car crash where he didn’t have a seat belt on and was thrown out of the vehicle

[stretchygazelle]

Of course it was fucking Reagan

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

I have to hand it to Musk, nobody else could have fucked up quite on this scale, Twitter is a disaster right now

there will be lawsuits over this stuff

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

I'm too slow - Eli Lilly is apparently thinking about suing over this one:

[recreationaldivorce]

Another fake verified Eli Lilly account is up

[thesixpennybook]

I really, really love the fact that now the entire world gets to learn in real time that Elon Musk is in fact a massive fucking idiot who has no idea how to run a company like Twitter

[memewhore]

[runcibility]

That cat is absolutely an orphan-generating coal baron. The mustache and top-hat are there in spirit, if not actually.

[coastgods]

[tinybed]

Are you working towards your dreams

Omg no I’m not!!! But thank you for asking