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hot take: fat girls are allowed to have standards. fat girls are allowed to think you’re ugly and gross and unattractive and that you’re not worth their time. they shouldn’t have to settle because you already have dehumanized them and determined they are worth less than you. why would any woman want to be with a person who thinks she doesn’t respect herself because of the shape of her body? fat women are not easy, we’re not freaks who will do whatever you want to feel approval. we’re not desperate. We have no reason to be grateful for you.

sirfrogsworth

I’m not sure where I fall on the “swans are evil” debate, but I kinda like this one.

bilt2tumble

This one is PARTICULARLY concerning because there is a distinct possibility that it KNOWS what the sign says and is trying to remove it in order to attract more victims.

madgastronomer

@elodieunderglass

elodieunderglass

resist the labels that do not apply to you

draws-memes

@sirfrogsworth @elodieunderglass

elodieunderglass

WHOA, this is a spectacular coat of arms that I would gladly take on as the sigil of my house

venomtots

So my spouse thought of an alternate version of the Venom movie that I’m kind of falling in love with.

What if, instead of Eddie breaking into the lab and bonding with Venom then, he ends up actually getting evicted from his apartment (y’all saw the pile of unpaid bills). He ends up on the streets, needing money, and ends up reluctantly signing up for Drake’s experimental trials (maybe he would still be too prideful, but he’s really down on his luck and doesn’t have a choice - he also could possibly see an opportunity to get back at the guy who ruined his life by proving he’s killing people).

So anyway it’s there that he bonds with Venom, after the symbiote had been in Maria’s body. Venom recognizing Eddie from Maria’s memories like “oh it’s you” and Drake would be ecstatic because “holy shit they’re doing the symbiosis!”

Venom conspiring with Eddie to get them out of the lab, the two of them escaping (consider before that they’re in the lab for a couple days and have proper time to sort of get to know each other - the sappy romantic potential heightens).

Then Riot comes along and by then Venom’s sudden change of heart is a bit more understandable - they would have been in tune with Eddie’s feelings as he watched other people die in the lab, feel his hatred for Carlton Drake. So they’re like “aight we’re gonna snuff this pos”.

You can go ahead and imagine whatever other tidbits you like in between, the rest of the movie could be roughly the same (drake’s men chasing Eddie, etc- even all the stuff with Anne)

It would have just been such a cool alternate way for Venom and Eddie to have time to get to know each other and truly bond, imo the movie missed out on that ://

hailneaux

When African American and Afro Cuban culture connect

Video from: @stephswanty

goddessevrth-deactivated2023072

I looove 💜💜

aislinnsilver

I love this so much! Nothing better than black people getting together and being themselves UNAPOLOGETICALLY

candiikismet

I always love this

of-aurora

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.

bigbuffcheetohpuff97-deactivate

ive never hit reblog so fast

sleeping-is-for-the-weak-nerds

A quick thing

Patton: You’re part of the famILY now!

Deceit: Oh, no thank you.

Deceit goes to turn away. A hand grabs his arm. He turns to look at Patton, who has gained a creepy smile, and the other sides are looking at him in terror-not at him, but for him.

Patton: You’re part of the famILY now.

Deceit: *tears streaming down his face* Okay, okay!

Patton: *smiles happily and lets him go* Yay!

Just, Patton being scary and not knowing is hilarious to me????

thedragonswillrise

He's like a mafia boss but with kindness

just-shower-thoughts

The hoodie is the modern day cloak

just-shower-shitposts

Y'know what this isn’t a bad post

thedragonswillrise

I agree

wolves-on-caffeine

Demon Logan wearing gloves.

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nonbinarytranspumpkin

Demon Logan watching Black Butler and using the teeth pulling off the glove off thing Sebastian does. Usually in front of Virgil and watching his boyfriend dying from all the blushing he’s doing.

wolves-on-caffeine

I HAD NOT THOUGHT OF THE LOGAN/SEBASTIAN PARALLEL BEFORE AND I AM SO UPSET AT MYSELF FOR THIS.

Logan and Virgil watch Black Butler together(Virgil likes pointing out that he and Sebastian are similar in certain aspects). One time, Lo notices Virgil paying a little too much attention to Sebastian when he does the glove thing. So he tests.

They’re working on things in the same room (either their shared office or their room) and Logan needs to take his gloves off. So, when Virgil is looking in his direction, he uses his teeth to pull of the gloves (they weren’t expensive gloves, in case they got ruined).

Virgil turns scarlet in about half a second and his eyes are wider than dinner plates.

Logan gets back to work, but Virgil has been irreparably distracted.

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sockpansy

Added on idea…yuri on ice is another anime, and at one piont, blonde emo (forgot his name, i think,it is yuuri also?) Has a very dramatic ice skate think and tall buff guy (i dont ememeber names) takes his gloves off his with teeth so… Logan watching virgil use his teeth to remove his glovws for him

wolves-on-caffeine

I don’t really watch Yuri on Ice so that was all lost on me…

But Virgil using his teeth to remove Logan’s gloves while Logan watches?? Hhhhh??

It’s 4 in the afternoon I have no excuse to look up strangely specific fanfiction in incognito.

Are you trying to kill me??

nonbinarytranspumpkin

Okay, but I raise the bar and say that once Logan pulls a Sebastian, Virgil demands they go to the bedroom and that’s when Virgil removes the other glove with his teeth and let’s just say nothing got done that day, but now Roman is curious and does the Sebastian thing in front of an oblivious Patton (he’s more into stuff like Hitorijime My Hero and My Hero Academia) and Deciet does go red to the face, which leads to a whole ton of cuddling between the boys (though Patton doesn’t understand why Roman took off his gloves in that way and Remy threatens to kill anyone who does it in front of him)

wolves-on-caffeine

Hhhh.

Yess.

Roman dies of embarrassment inside while Remy (who heard about it from Dee) dies laughing about this so much.

Meanwhile….

Virgil and Logan make this A Thing.

Virgil of course has always wanted to try bringing in roleplay scenarios (and they already did somewhat with the king/knight dynamics in the bedroom). So then the glove/teeth thing gets linked into it too and on those nights, when Virgil just wants to serve and have Logan in control while he does what he’s told, Virgil becomes a servant rather than a knight.

Their sex rps have continuity. They write it down so things make sense in the plot.

They have worldbuilding.

And every time they find something they really like.. It get tied into their bedroom activities and into the fantasies.

Especially the glove thing.

The glove thing is in basically every single one where Virgil is on the sub side.

broadwaytheanimatedseries

The yuri on ice scene is so good op plz look it up its on youtube. @snakeboicouldbegayer its called yuri on ice welcome to the madness

weatheredlaw

i taught swim lessons and preschool, do y’all wanna hear the most ridiculous white kid names i’ve ever seen?

weatheredlaw

i’ve met at least a dozen children named some form of “jackson” but the best ones were “jaxon” and “jakson”

a parent who i really liked named her son “jaycob” because she was worried people wouldn’t pronounce it correctly. when someone accidentally spelled it “jacob” she would loudly and obnoxiously ask “WHO’S JAH-KOBE?”

two siblings named “thor” and “tiara”

i once had a classroom with four girls named “brooklyn”

if you sent me a list of popular boy names, i could guarantee i’ve met every single one of them

twin girls named paisley and brinley

a girl named reader

a boy named rocko

keighleey

kayde

kolten

if it can start with a “k” instead of a “c” i have met that child

brittalynn

i taught a swim class with three girls named “london” but only one of them was spelled “lundon” and i know my boss did that to me on purpose

a couple named all their kids after places in arizona: tatum, payson, and hayden

and speaking of hayden, i’ve seen: haydon, heighden, and heydon

according to some white people, there are sixteen different ways to spell mckenzie

lakelyn, blakelynn

a-daks

this is white culture

spamsterlady

I had a student named Branch.

curlicuecal

I once had pair of siblings named Hunter and Tanner. I really wanted them to have a sister named Fawn.

I had a Clark and Ophelia that were a bit unusual in the naming department.

And I had every single imaginable version of a girl’s name staring with “Mad-“ and every single imaginable version of a boy’s name ending in “-aden”

ceekari

Mom’s a teacher. So far her best/worst white kid names:

“Damion with a Y” according to the parent. Daymion? Damyon? Nope. Damiony. The Y is silent, said parent

A girl named Free. Maybe not that bad on its own, but the girl’s last name was Love

A boy named Calup because his mom couldn’t spell Caleb

curlicuecal

the y is silenty

itmakesyousorry

saw a white lady who had a poodle named Leigheaux (Leo…)

teashoesandhair

Someone at my high school named her daughter Amy-Prance as one hyphenated first name, and another girl gave her son the middle name of Sultana

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

fireworksdraco

reblog with your middle name in the tags

chromium-phoenix

Actually, the practice dates back to the reason we have middle names in the first place!

Some time around the dark ages, everyone believed in witchcraft and wizardry, like ya do. A big principle of magic was the idea of “true names.” If a spellcaster knew your full name, they could do whatever the hell they wanted to you. Of course, people didn’t want that, but there were enough people with the same first names that you had to give people your surname as well, to avoid confusion.

The solution? A secret name in the middle that you don’t tell anyone (unless you believe that they’re not able to do magic and/or you trust them enough that if they DID do magic, you’d be fine).

horticulturalcephalopod

this is some death note shit

wenamedthedogkylo

Is that why when a parent uses your full name (or even just first and middle name) when they’re angry with you, it feels like they just cast some serious mojo on your soul and you know you are in deep shit?