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One Nice Bug Per Day
Misplaced Lens Cap
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trying on a metaphor
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
$LAYYYTER
Mike Driver
hello vonnie
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Show & Tell
i don't do bad sauce passes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@thedrisin25
I have this idea for a video game called Are You Out There? where two players control two different alien civilizations and the goal of the game is to invent spaceflight and then manage to find one another in a ginormous universe. You can try to leave signs for each other to find, or send out probes and radio waves, or colonize many systems so you're a bigger target, but its hard because the universe is really big.
Idk just a thought.
lying in front of the street cleaner
did the street cleaner believe you?
it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people
whenever i order food i get nervous that the doorbell will annoy my roommates so i turn it off temporarily and tell the delivery person to just knock. but then i get nervous i might not hear the knocking so i go sit by the front door a few minutes early to make sure i hear it. but then i get nervous that if i open the door too quickly the delivery driver will think it's weird that i was waiting there so i wait an additional 10-15 seconds before opening it and feign that i just came down the stairs. i am built normal and socially average.
“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made
sorry for tagwatching but you still have to act like they aren’t mad at you imo! bc it’s the mad person’s duty to make it known if they want anything changed. it is never anyone’s duty to be a mind reader.
If I am mad at someone and am remaining Quiet about it, it is because I Do Not Want them to know that I’m mad.
Please respect my boundaries and assume that I am Not mad.
If you’re worried that I am mad, consider the possibility that I am mad for reasons I know are stupid and do not want to make it your problem.
Ohhh that last addition opens my eyes in a big way, thank you.
Took a risk and it paid off
This is the face of someone who knows this doesn't always work.
standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay
You motherfuckers need to eat salt is what that means
fun fact antidepressants can cause low sodium levels.
when i was on them, i didnt know this, and my parents hated that i craved salt because “salt is unhealthy”, so i didn’t get enough–and blacked out and got dizzy a LOT.
if ur on antidepressants make sure to get enough salt!! i know media says salt=bad but i promise your body needs it!!
IS THAT WHAT THAT’S BEEN ABOUT??
IVE BEEN BLACKING OUT CONSTANTLY WHAT THE FUCK
Hey also I had this problem for years cause my body is weird about iodine and basically refuses idolized salt- which is the vast fucking majority of commercial salt. So I would always crave salt but my body wouldn’t actually absorb it so I was always dehydrated and salt craving.
I just salt shit in my house with bougie sea salt now and then and I stopped having salt issues and dizziness.
Apparently this is a thing somehow sometimes connected to shellfish allergy? Take from that what you will.
Oh postural hypotension! I’ve literally had this since I was a small child. It’s not always low sodium, sometime your system just does that.
zoomers i am going to give you some fathrly advice: really plucked brows are coming back. dont do it. you cn permanently fuck them up and in 5 yrs when its not on trend you will look like shit. a groomed natural brow works in every era of fashion theres lots of ways to comb and style brows to trend without mangling them. im just saying this as someone who saw what happened to 80s moms who went crazy wth the tweezers
they just eyebrows u won’t die shave them off zoomers pluck them all out and then get tattooed eyebrows it doesn’t matter . u won’t look like shit if u don’t have eyebrows op is a hater
this is the devil ^ this is the devil speaking. many will come to you with honey in their mouths and comforting words but they whisper falsehoods. do not be deceived for he is the father of lies. you have been told he would come in the form of man and he is already here among us.
#we are speaking from experience ok we are standing before you with our patchy ass superciliary arches CONFESSING #there’s places on my supraorbital ridge where no crop will grow ever again. and it’s because of what we did with eyebrows when i was a teen #ZOOMERBO BAGGINS i am not trying to rob you. i am trying to help you!!! - @sashayed
it must be said the ancient greeks got a little funny with it
Parry this, you filthy Macedonian.
In the shrine of the Scrap Immortal and Crimson Rain Sought Flower, the Ghost King and the god are worshipped together.
confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post
Looking back, Nobody found this funny.
@copperbadge
I keep trying to come up with a pun in response to this but nothing is going to beat "Looking back, Nobody found this funny". Nothing is even going to touch that. All I can do is stand here and admire it.
has anybody done this yet
boss texted me "i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office"
i literally have no idea what she's talking about
Then you’re doing a fantastic job at it.
when ur friend says a speech pattern that u also use
that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet
shoutout to these stupid fucking promo pictures from tennant's doctor who cause they wanted cool action shots but the doctor never has any weapons so he's just stanced up like this all the time like he's about to grab ya
